tanki jokes

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

One day, a player met @Godmode_ON in a battle.

After the battle was over, he went to the Violator's section and posted the following message - 

 

Dear mod I have seen a player in a battle Godmode_ON he never dies I think he is doing a hack please ban him mod pls pls and give me reward also

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

"Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, Developers are going to shake, shake, shake, Shake it off! Shake it off! Oh oh ohhh"

Edited February 13, 2015 by PowerStrike1.1

[classyplebs 1,786]

Why did Sally the M0 Wasp drop her Hotdog?

 

She got shot with an M3 Railgun.

[genak138 950]

Some of these are actually pretty funny.

[Klankill804 753]

Guys seriously, leave eragon alone.

 

The last time I talked to him which was in 2013-2014, he was immature. But overtime, he changed and became more mature. Leave the guy alone. He is trying to change. 

Edited February 15, 2015 by Klankill804

[Athena369 265]

When someone does you a favor in tanki, dont forget to say tank you! :D

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

I'm surprised, I actually liked the video. Thanks for sharing.

In Is Tanki Online one of your favourite games? created by my I posted, "It's going to be the best day of my life, My li-i-i-ife."

[golden5648 1,686]

Say any type of joke or sentence or word which will be making us laugh out of us.

 

Jokes/words/sentences which are not funny will be marked as spam... -_-  -_-  -_-  <_<  <_<  <_<  :excl:  :excl:  :excl:

[Reeco9 1,567]

This topic.

[emrakul 7,801]

Say any type of joke or sentence or word which will be making us laugh out of us.

"any type of joke"

Edited February 15, 2015 by emrakul

[golden5648 1,686]

belongs to tanki

[ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll 513]

He's right. :D

Edited February 15, 2015 by ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

Seynom Kirov-"Hellooo, Tankers!"

Oil Tankers-"You called?"

Seynom Kirov-"No, not oil tankers! I mean tank men!"

Oil Tankers-"Oh."

[ThouShallNot 963]

One day, a player met @Godmode_ON in a battle.

After the battle was over, he went to the Violator's section and posted the following message - 

 

Dear mod I have seen a player in a battle Godmode_ON he never dies I think he is doing a hack please ban him mod pls pls and give me reward also

Did that really happen!?  :lol:

[golden5648 1,686]

"any joke"

yaya

[emrakul 7,801]

^^ There is possibility, I've seen someone complaining about guy who used mines, all the time, hp pack all the time, and reusing drugs after he ran out of them. In parkour mode.

[golden5648 1,686]

One day in chat i saw lots of people sending messages in chat to one person called O.U.F.A-

 

it was like this-

 

stranger: boo O.U.F.A

another stranger: O.U.F.A how r u?

another stranger: chill man!

another stranger: Ur utube videos suck

another stranger: Coward

another stranger: oh u fu** away

 

As all these messages were being sent to tht poor guy he said after some time -

 

O.U.F.A - SHUT UPPPPıÎÏÓΩÓÏÓ†ÁÏÓÎÏ©√Í®√¨†∆¥æ¬¨≥‘…æ˙∆©…©æ´…®

[golden5648 1,686]

Tanks Athena,

That was a very nice thing for you to say. 

 

Tank You Very Much-----Spartan5704  :D

Tank you!

[golden5648 1,686]

Your quite welcome Mr Golden5648, and a big Tanks to you also! (Mammoth Size)  :lol:

Tell me if u want to get a Hornet teeny size tank u on ur birthday or none!

[golden5648 1,686]

Biggest joke ever...

 

:mrdumbfellow - World of tanks is better than tanki online..

 

Plus 1 if u agree :)

Edited February 15, 2015 by golden5648

[falcosenna1 8,320]

Two topics have been merged.

[golden5648 1,686]

Two topics have been merged.

what do u mean?

[falcosenna1 8,320]

what do u mean?

There were two similar topics, so I merged them to one big topic.  

[golden5648 1,686]

There were two similar topics, so I merged them to one big topic.  

can u name the other topic?

[falcosenna1 8,320]

can u name the other topic?

The other topic was called 'jokes'. You won't be able to find it anymore as it has been merged with this topic. :)