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This is kinda of a fact more then a joke.

Why do I feel like Forum Mods are continuously following me and CLOSING EVERY SINGLE TOPIC I MAKE?

Like seriously. WHY?

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1st day

Hunter: Mom, what's for dinner today?

Viking (mom): Wasp

Hunter: Mom I'm growing up and need more

proteins!!!!

Viking: Then why don't you go hunt yourself a

mammoth? :lol:

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So a Shaft walks into a bar...

Bartender: Hey buddy, why the long face?

 

 

I didn't make this one up. Only a few might remember the original creator :3  

 

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thunder is sitting at bus stop...

its rain, and there is dad and his son were sitting at the side of the thunder...

and lighting was striking !

the kid was like "DAD IT'S THUNDER !!!!"

and then the father said "RUN BEFORE WE GET STRIKED !!!"

thunder were "What the hell is wrong with dat guy ?"

and thunder "OH MAYBE THEY SCARED OF ME  :blink:?" 

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What did smoky say to thunder?

 

Please dont make forest fires with lightning

 

Do you get it? Smoky the bear

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/\/\/\ lol :lol:

You see Marvel's Ricochet? That was Spider-Man's costume at first when he was falsely accused of murder later adopted by Johnathon Gallo.

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SOMETIMES its look likes that isida is very caring nurse.....and mostly isidas are girls....cuz girls like to heal other tanks cuz girls r so lazy to do action stuff.......once flag capturer said to isida hey cutie come with me...........isida said what u mean by come with me......aww..isida said to that tank r u trying to flirt with me .......lol.......but flag capturer said no babes first win the batttle and then we can flirt in some corner of the map.....ON this isida babe said... hey sorry actually am dating someon else............he asked who is he?.......then isida said he is thunder......then flag capturer said oh come on u cnt date man on drugs .......as drugs are not gud for health......he said date me babes .....am freeze said i will keep u cool even in ur hard times........the isida babes said let me think........then suddenly her bf thunder entered the battle ofcos with drugs......and tried to hug isida but isida the oppurtunist babes in front of thuder's eyes kissed the freeze ..........then thunder in anger destroyed everyone with his drugged turret.......and both freeze n isida ran away from battle........xaxaxa.......... :D  :rolleyes:  B) 

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