Join the Potato Corporation!

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Potato Corporation- The manufacturer of all the hulls and guns of Tanki. We are in need of 10 Mechanical engineer, 10 computer specialist and 10 Toilet cleaners. And we want you to join us! Read the text below for minimum requirements. 

1. Must be above the Rank recruit.

2. Must like potatoes.

3. Must ok nice good but this does not make sense u reading bro? If you are reading this the end your Cv with "Hakuna Matata!".

Fill the form below  to apply.

Name:

Location:

Experience(s):

 

 

[gazatron30 513]

wut

[kurtrain0 1]

name  @crackgold2

loction few million miles away from sun

experience potato supplier for 1 light year on pluto

[flae88 948]

flae88

On earth

I ate a potato once

I am a potato computer science specialist.

 

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Potato!

Edited February 20, 2014 by flae88

[Royalworld 1,269]

Royalworld

Jupiter

I eat raw potatoes every day.

Also i made a machine which can manipulate potatoes.

[r_lapsa120 2]

Name: zakis12

Location: Latvia, Earth

Experience(s): Hacking computers and using Gaben Laser Beam with potatoes

Edited February 18, 2014 by r_lapsa120

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Glb=Gailbreak?

[r_lapsa120 2]

GLB - Gaben Laser Beam, trademarked by DerpTrolling

[dislikedalways 20]

troll, pointless, and plain stupid dumb, i know it may hurt your feelings(and i am sorry) but creating pointless troll topics with no sense not so ever is stupid, as for the people who joined, they are just trolling with you, even if they pretend they don't

[r_lapsa120 2]

troll, pointless, and plain stupid dumb, i know it may hurt your feelings(and i am sorry) but creating pointless troll topics with no sense not so ever is stupid, as for the people who joined, they are just trolling with you, even if they pretend they don't

I can honestly tell you to get out.

~The rules of TO ForumTM

[flae88 948]

troll, pointless, and plain stupid dumb, i know it may hurt your feelings(and i am sorry) but creating pointless troll topics with no sense not so ever is stupid, as for the people who joined, they are just trolling with you, even if they pretend they don't

It's not a troll, it's a thing called 'fun'.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Do I look like I care? No, I look handsome. Dood, this is the tanki forum. Da most mature part of da internet. *In a sarcasmic tone*

Edited February 18, 2014 by shadewarttt

[ll.SILVER.ll 456]

Dr. Gefordeon

Location: Potatonia

Experience: Ph.d in Potato, Made a man fly to Pluto using only potato

Now currently researching on how Potato can severely effect on someone's mind

That they get so addictive towards it that they talk about it almost every time.

 

The following research is still in progress but we found out that person suffering from

it will have side effect of getting attracted to French Fries a lot.

Edited February 18, 2014 by ll.SILVER.ll

[shadewarttt 3,350]

@Gefordeon. U have been accepted. Now plz start a new research on the affects of rotten potatoes on mutant battery pooping hamsters. U will be paid according to the quality of your results.

[r_lapsa120 2]

@Gefordeon. U have been accepted. Now plz start a new research on the affects of rotten potatoes on mutant battery pooping hamsters. U will be paid according to the quality of your results.

Have i been accepted? The Gaben Laser Beam is a classified piece of tehnology.

[ll.SILVER.ll 456]

@Gefordeon. U have been accepted. Now plz start a new research on the affects of rotten potatoes on mutant battery pooping hamsters. U will be paid according to the quality of your results.

1. How much is the payment?

2. The payment is needed for my research work

3. Give me a sample of that "Mutant Battery Pooping Hamster"

Edited February 18, 2014 by ll.SILVER.ll

[shadewarttt 3,350]

@Lapsa. Yes. Plz go to our main office in ªþ£fóßîþ and start working as weapon designer.

Edited February 18, 2014 by shadewarttt

[r_lapsa120 2]

As for my computer skills, i can play Payday 2 and turn the weapons i stole into real weapons. zakis out.

[dislikedalways 20]

It's not a troll, it's a thing called 'fun'.

I didn't know there was a word called "fun" till now  :o  :mellow:  :ph34r:

[Xenophobia 457]

Xenophobia

Somewhere in Europe

I know the recipe to cook mcdonals unhealthy fried potatoes :ph34r:  

[GoldRock 6,165]

Name: Le Rock of Gold (everyone knows this was always meant to be secretly referring to a potato).

Location: Just up the road from the local chippy just down the road.

Experience(s):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9KlSOIWJQc

 

 

Hakuna Matata!

[Ein_Necro 84]

Stop this nonsense. Potatoes belong nowhere but in the Deep bellowing horros of a belly. Born from the Dirt which we stomp upon.

Cookies... Cookies must deserve such praise. Now, I shall watch you fall prey to this, Vile potatoe King of yours. As I bathe in the Awesomeness of Milky frothy-nesssssssss....

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Thy shall be punished for insulting supreme potato!

[VoldemortWantsFood 81]

I just ate the supreme potato awkwaaaard

[Ein_Necro 84]

Thy shall be punished for insulting supreme potato!

 

Try me Spudking, My fearless Cookie warriors shall storm your Spud-kingdom, and slay your ever salty and tasty goodyness... Death by Choc-Chip delights...