Join the Potato Corporation!

[The-PIayer2 39]

1.

2. Earth

3. ok

Edited February 19, 2014 by The-PIayer2

[rampagerhino 67]

1. rampagerhino

2. Potatoland

3. Ninja'ing potato assassin's and turning them into potato wedges for the potato people to eat.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

@Rampage. We r in need of some ninja security guards. Want to work in that position?

[GWLGUPTA 511]

1. GWLGUPTA 

2.Jupiter

3. I just ate 77 potatoes today

[ll.SILVER.ll 456]

According to the research the following results were concluded

 

1. Mutant battery pooping hamsters are allergic to rotten potato

2. If a rotten potato is given to the hamster an unsaturated reaction takes place in the hamster's mind

where hamster becomes so uncontrollable that it starts pooping Lightning Thunder charges upon whoever it see's first

The attack is so dangerous and powerful that it can light up a entire city

3. I need the payment

[xTremeAluminium 1,379]

Name: xTremeAluminium

Location: Potatonia

Experience(s):

1) Planted a potato, used potato fuel to it to grow faster, and it has grown into a 500 kg potato :o

2) Have been working in the Potatonia outer Space agency, invented a spaceship out of potatoes

 

Hakuna Matata!

Edited February 19, 2014 by xTremeAluminium

[hogree 4,179]

Name: hogree

Location: In your kitchen. Eating potatoes.

Experience:

-PhD in Potato Science.

-Master's Degree in Science of Potatoes

-Working for 15 Years as a Potato-Taster.

-Cleaned numerous toilets with remnants of potatoes inside.

 

Additional Information:

 

Potatoes are Red

Potatoes are Blue

You look like potatoes

Can I eat you?

[sKy167 10]

Name:

Peetato

 

Location:

Potoland

 

Experience(s):

Working 19 years on Potoland doing potato smelling and tasting

Frying potatos to make people go crazy

 

Hakuna mata

[PhantomFlanFlinger 220]

specialist in chip aero dynamics 3 years full time after master degree in chip physiology and elite work rates in potatoe growth :- prepaired to work from the ground up just to get a place will sweep toilets if needed

Edited February 19, 2014 by PhantomFlanFlinger

[alezm 44]

Name=@alezm

Location= in potatis eating University

experience=

Leader of potatis eating univerrsity.

:D

[Royalworld 1,269]

Am I accepted.

I just learnt potato martial arts. Now i can defeat 5 people together with my melee potato combat and potato throwing skills

[r_lapsa120 2]

I just researched "Potatoholm Syndrome"

 

It is: When you go down, potatoes help you up/go up.

[AkiliW2 3]

1. I am above the Rank recruit.

2. I love like potatoes.

3. Very ok nice good.

 

AkiliW

Location: ZZ9PluralZAlpha

Experience(s): Potanical Engineer, hacked a potato and made it explode.

Hakuna Matata!

[whizclips 232]

Name - @whizclips

Location - Potatolis, Potamia.

Experience - Currently trying to turn myself into a potato.  :ph34r:

Hakuna Matata!

Edited February 19, 2014 by whizclips

[shadewarttt 3,350]

According to the research the following results were concluded

 

1. Mutant battery pooping hamsters are allergic to rotten potato

2. If a rotten potato is given to the hamster an unsaturated reaction takes place in the hamster's mind

where hamster becomes so uncontrollable that it starts pooping Lightning Thunder charges upon whoever it see's first

The attack is so dangerous and powerful that it can light up a entire city

3. I need the payment

Thanks for your valuable time. Your research was very useful to our company. You deserve a  700 million Dollar payment Zimbabwe dollars to be precise. Thank you

Edited February 20, 2014 by shadewarttt

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Name: Le Rock of Gold (everyone knows this was always meant to be secretly referring to a potato).

Location: Just up the road from the local chippy just down the road.

Experience(s):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9KlSOIWJQc

 

 

Hakuna Matata!

We want to test your intelligence. Answer the following question: What's 2+3?

 

Name: hogree

Location: In your kitchen. Eating potatoes.

Experience:

-PhD in Potato Science.

-Master's Degree in Science of Potatoes

-Working for 15 Years as a Potato-Taster.

-Cleaned numerous toilets with remnants of potatoes inside.

 

Additional Information:

 

Potatoes are Red

Potatoes are Blue

You look like potatoes

Can I eat you?

We want to test your intelligence. Solve the problem given below:

Edited February 20, 2014 by shadewarttt

[Mahin567 256]

Mahin567

Mars

Ate a raw potato

hakuna matata!

Edited February 20, 2014 by Mahin567

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Mahin567

Mars

Ate a raw potato

Declined. Reason: Lack of "Hakuna Matata".

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Name: xTremeAluminium

Location: Potatonia

Experience(s):

1) Planted a potato, used potato fuel to it to grow faster, and it has grown into a 500 kg potato :o

2) Have been working in the Potatonia outer Space agency, invented a spaceship out of potatoes

 

Hakuna Matata!

Is your sister pretty to look at?

 

Name - @whizclips

Location - Potatolis, Potamia.

Experience - Currently trying to turn myself into a potato.  :ph34r:

Hakuna Matata!

Accepted as lab mice.

 

Xenophobia

Somewhere in Europe

I know the recipe to cook mcdonals unhealthy fried potatoes :ph34r:  

I prefer KFC.

[hogree 4,179]

We want to test your intelligence. Solve the problem given below:

 

 

 

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Amazing! You are going to be our biggest asset!

[ll.SILVER.ll 456]

Payment not accepted

 

 

Payment needed in Euro

 

 

[PhantomFlanFlinger 220]

your equation is in french i dont read french

[shadewarttt 3,350]

your equation is in france i dont read french

Our main office is located in France. If you dont know the local language then I dont suppose you should work here. Edited February 20, 2014 by shadewarttt

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Payment not accepted

 

 

Payment needed in Euro

 

 

Not the problem of our company. Sorry.