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Name: ExtremeKiller26

Location: Somewhere near the core of sun.

Experience: Generalissimo rank in the army of potatoes in 1990. Still having dem skillz of potatoes.

 

Hakuna matata!

How would you like the challenge of firing the Hypersonic Potato Canon we are currently developing and testing? We can't guarantee your survival though.

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Name: newbieboi

Location: The end of the universe

Experience: I have lived with potatoes my whole life, they took me in from when I was a potatoling and I have grown up with them, I am one with the potatoes. I have also worked in a potato rescue centre a place where you save potatoes not to be slaughtered

 

Hakuna Matata.

Edited by r_newbieboi0

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Xenophobia

Somewhere in Europe

I know the recipe to cook mcdonals unhealthy fried potatoes :ph34r:  

 

 

1.

2. Earth

3. ok

 

 

 

1. rampagerhino

2. Potatoland

3. Ninja'ing potato assassin's and turning them into potato wedges for the potato people to eat.

 

Declined baebaaah! Reason: Lack of "Hakuna Matata". You got any problem with my decision?! Huh?! Wanna test me?! In yo face!

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Name: Ayesha

Location: Planet Jupiter

Experience: I have worked as a potato many times and I shall contribute to potato.

 

Hakuna your tatas.

 

 

Name: ExtremeKiller26

Location: Somewhere near the core of sun.

Experience: Generalissimo rank in the army of potatoes in 1990. Still having dem skillz of potatoes.

 

Hakuna matata!

Excepted as weapon designers. More info in our special website. Link: Potatocorp.org

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name: felixbond

location: forever...

experience: I murdered a couple of fry-form potatoes yesterday. they tasted like chicken..... I've never had that happen before....

 

P.S. my research shows that potatoes fueled with forever juice reach a maximum speed of 5 billion miles per hour when fired off a TV antenna.... possible defense from alien invasion...

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Name: Hakuna matata

Location: Hakuna matata

Experience(s): Been a lab mouse in your pototato factory, need better job

hakuna matata

 

Promoted from lab mice to advanced weapon designer. Congratulation and welcome. Remember to check our website for more info.

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Name: James T. Kirk
Location: Currently captain aboard the USS Enterprise.
Experiences: Spreading peace and tranquility among the know galaxy, killing Klingons.
Actual experiences: My school mascot is a potato. 
Hakuna Matata! 
 

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Name: James T. Kirk

Location: Currently captain aboard the USS Enterprise.

Experiences: Spreading peace and tranquility among the know galaxy, killing Klingons.

Actual experiences: My school mascot is a potato. 

Hakuna Matata! 

 

Can you get me some of your Deuterium for free?  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes: Smiley! Emoticons! Ok.

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