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We've all done it. We've all seen it.

 

A dramatic jump off a ledge in madness to escape a tank....only to land on its back, upside down. How can this be fixed? Well read on, people.

 

After hours of painstaking research, I've found that a simple rule can almost guarantee a safe landing (about 97% of the time):

 

Take it slow.

 

Yes, that's it. Slooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy go off the edge, and your tank will slowly flip in midair, and land upright. I promise.

 

See, if you go too fast, the tank rotates quickly, and often lands upside down. So remember: take it slow.

 

Good luck, and happy tanking.

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