What's the most obvious question you've ever heard?

[shadewarttt 3,350]

I was in Kuala Lumpur Metro station along with my dad in the line to get a ticket. We reached the counter in about 15 mins and the guy at the counter asked "Do you want a ticket?"...No, I am here to get a potato. Do you guys only sell tickets here?

Edited February 26, 2014 by shadewarttt

[RampagingVenom 554]

In the UK we have £1 stores & a lot of people go in & ask

How much is this? :blink:

Nooooo they only put a £1 for a laugh

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

I was in Kuala Lampur Metro station along with my dad in the line to get a ticket. We reached the counter in about 15 mins and the guy at the counter asked "Do you want a ticket?"...No, I am here to get a potato. Do you guys only sell tickets here?

Kuala Lumpur* 

 

Ugh, dat guyyyy -__-

 

[shadewarttt 3,350]

^Thanks.

[MusicJam19 737]

"I need to call the ambulance! What is the number for 999?"

Edited February 23, 2014 by MusicJam19

[GoldRock 6,165]

"Can I ask you a question?"

[The-PIayer2 39]

What's up?

[Irontank1v 836]

[I.D0M 601]

Are you sleeping?

How could I answer "yes"?

[Royalworld 1,269]

Calling on home phone and asking are you home?

[SlLVER 12]

Are you NFS_TankiOnline's nephew?

[Sajad_PRO 3]

Sometimes someone is near me and he see me and say : Did you come? -No I didn't come  .... :D  :lol:

Edited February 24, 2014 by Sajad_PRO

[Sajad_PRO 3]

 

Lol.... that was Good joke :D  :D  

[AngeIs.And.Demons 1,988]

When you meet some one after a long time and they go like 'OMG is that you?!' =_=

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

while i was out having breakfest with my mom, i finish my meal just a little fast (cleary it was good) and after i did finish it my mom asks me "did you like it?" :P

[monkeyburn 13,523]

You go to a restaurant and the maitre de asks, "will you be dinning with us this evening?" I think to myself, "Hmmm? No, I'll just run around in circles for a while just to see what everybody does"... :blink:

[Joshua16 780]

whats the number for 911

[Reeco9 1,567]

*Middle of the night, power trips out*

My Brother: 'Bro, are you there?'

Me: 'Uhhh, no.'

[AngeIs.And.Demons 1,988]

^Happend to me :P

[Fjelstad1678 186]

"What's your name again, Billy?"

[ll.SILVER.ll 456]

Do you want free crystals?

[ARENO-1998 549]

Guest: "What are you doing in the bathroom?"

Me: "I'm just scuba diving."

Edited February 25, 2014 by ARENO-1998

[ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll 513]

 

How many guns do you have?

[Shadow_Error_X 50]

When I am in a building standing somewhere off away from other people and they ask me if I want to "spend time" with them, lol.

[Fjelstad1678 186]

"Are you calling us from the broken phone, sir?"