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but then you realize that the hill you built was made out of snow. In summer it melted and i rebuilt my hill out of dirt and grass, put heavy defences all around the hill under the hill and above the hill

 

I am the king of the hill   :P

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I fart and cuz its so deadly u cant grt off the hill cuz of your defences then u die cuz u cant breath :D Also my fart dissolves the defences after killing u and I climb the hill.

Im the KOTH

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because of how extremely awesome i am, you come down the hill to beg my forgiveness for being the king of the hill.  Being me i order you to kill yourself.  I am king of the hill.                  GET DOWN THERE AND LICK MY FEET :fire_r:  :fire_l:   footnote:  everybody in tanki loves me so i am the self-proclaimed god of TANKI ONLINE

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Your co-king (lol) accidentally floods the toilet the whole hill Is flooded the silun comes up and dries the water no one can find u

 

I am the king of the hill

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I take a Magnum Sniper AND an M-249 Machine Gun AND a High-Explosive C4 AND an RPG, and I take all of this to my F-16 airplane. I bomb the hill, and you run away in order to stay alive. I decide to make you die anyway, so I take my Sniper and I Snipe you by a Headshot. PREVIOUS KING OF THE HILL IS OUT. BUT! I decided that I wanna kill the king that was flushed in the toilet so I plant the C4 in the Sewerage. TOILET-FLUSHED KING IS OUT.

BUT, I found out that many of the Tanki players (not all) really love Corporalkiller the previous king, so I take my M-249, I climb on the hill and while climbing I shoot everywhere blindly, that means I shoot every single thing that moves. PREVIOUS KING'S SUPPORTERS OUT. Now the hill is full of dead bodies so I need to clean it. What's the solution? RPG!! I take it and I shoot 50 RPG missiles. I know that there's a lot of blood and all of that left on the hill. DEAD BODIES ARE OUT (Note that by that I prevented a massive zombie attack on me). However, I decide I had enough, and the hill is a place where many people die for no reason (I don't care that I caused it to happen), and kings rise and fall, SO, I decide to go on my F-16 again. I bomb the hill with an atomic bomb. KINGS' HILL IS OUT!!!

 

See you get out of THIS!

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You were so busy on that you didn't even realize that you were on the Wrong Hill

So I tossed you from that hill like a Tin Can and went on the original hill

{=I am the King of the Hill=}

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I came and got you from the Original hill and put you back on the Wrong one and walked back on the Original hill

 

Now i'm King of The Hill

Edited by r_aby120

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