Coding

[OtisStorm 5]

hi, i like to code in javascript and i was wondering if others like to do it too. here is just a little something i made. go into your browser and press and hold ctrl, shift, and C to open your developer mode. (only tested in chrome). (make sure your in the console tab.) just copy the below code in! :)

 

var user = prompt("You're minding you're own business when along comes a German boy wearing lederhosen and selling strudel. will you BUY SOME STRUDEL, WALK AWAY YODELING, or ASK WHERE CAN I BUY LEDERHOSEN").toUpperCase();

 

switch(user) {

  case 'BUY SOME STRUDEL':

    var buy = prompt("How courageous! are you naive? (YES or NO)?").toUpperCase();

    var hungry = prompt("Are you hungry? this is a great snack!").toUpperCase();

    if(buy === 'YES' || hungry === 'YES') {

      console.log("Good thing you love strudel, you gobble it down happily!");

    } else {

      console.log("you're not hungry and you didn't buy any. #DareToEatStreudel");

    }

    break;

  case 'WALK AWAY YODELING':

    var good = prompt("are you a good yodeler? (YES or NO)?").toUpperCase();

    var wearing = prompt("are you wearing your yodeling lederhosen?").toUpperCase();

    if(good === 'YES' && wearing === 'YES') {

      console.log("Great! you now have a yodeling partner!");

    } else {

      console.log("You broke everyone's ears. next time you yodel make sure to do it away from others.");

    }

    break;

  case 'ASK WHERE CAN I BUY LEDERHOSEN':

    var money = prompt("do yu have the money to buy them? (YES or NO)?").toUpperCase();

    var shy = prompt("are you too shy to ask?").toUpperCase();

    if(money === 'YES' || shy === 'NO') {

      console.log("You now have your very own lederhosen!");

    } else {

      console.log("You were shy and/or didn't have any money, you lost your chance to get authentic lederhosen.");

    }

    break;

  default:

    console.log("I didn't understand your choice. Hit run and try again, pick BUY SOME STRUDEL, WALK AWAY YODELING, or WHERE CAN I BUY LEDERHOSEN  ");

}

Edited March 15, 2014 by OtisStorm

[GeneralPie 603]

I don't code in javascript but I code in other languages.

 

List of languages I programmed/scripted in:

C# (Forgot alot about it)

Visual Basic

Action Script 2

Assembly (A bit)

HTML

Edited March 18, 2014 by GeneralPie

[AngeIs.And.Demons 1,988]

I dont code :lol: I do something in QBasic in school though.

[GeneralPie 603]

I dont code :lol: I do something in QBasic in school though.

That things old. o_o 

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Javascript's 4 nubs... Java 4 pros! 8)

[Reeco9 1,567]

I'm learning to code in visual basic and C++ at school

[OtisStorm 5]

Javascript's 4 nubs... Java 4 pros! 8)

javascript isn't for noobs, it helps to code with vex robotics as well.

[Mithrandir1 17]

Javascript is actually very useful for websites and such. Java is more useful otherwise (and is what they teach in school).

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Php anyone?

[xTremeAluminium 1,379]

^ Nope, HTML5

[r_Koobi0 31]

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Edited March 19, 2014 by r_Koobi0

[metalcrusher 514]

java not javascript 

[GeneralPie 603]

java not javascript 

Java: Object-based programming language that allows you to build standalone applications.

Javascript: Scripting language used in web browsers.

[metalcrusher 514]

Java: Object-based programming language that allows you to build standalone applications.

Javascript: Scripting language used in web browsers.

what i meant is that i use java not javascript

i wasn't clear...

[GeneralPie 603]

what i meant is that i use java not javascript

i wasn't clear...

Lol I thought you were correcting OP. 

[red_tank_the_best 300]

I don't code anything, I just tell the truth... mainly.

[sam131192 113]

Know a little C++.

[hhgb 2,655]

Know a little C++.

Helped me building up my Linux.

[flae88 948]

I code in python ._.

[Remaine 4,687]

I code in python ._.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

What's the least popular programming language?

[saad8888 88]

I code in python ._.

[deadmanrising 715]

I hate javascript... :ph34r:

[r_Koobi0 31]

I hate javascript... :ph34r:

Me too, only because of all the cross browser compatibility issues...but I really have to learn more JS because I really want to mess around with AngularJS. Seems like a pretty sweet framework.

 

The browser wars really set us back a decade or more :/

[OtisStorm 5]

 

I code in python ._.