What makes you Mad in Tanki? Things you hate/like in the game?

[RoverDog 0]

When I join a game and everybody can kill me with a single shot! 

 

But then I don't blame them because I try to be the most annoying rico dog :)  

[Egamer104 2]

What makes me angry in tanki online? Tanki online.

[Egamer104 2]

I sense a bit of discontentment with Shaft and Double Damage.  B)

 

What makes me mad? The server merge. Mainly for two reasons:

 

- Before, you could play in the EN servers at Warrant Officer ranks. Now it's full of druggers. Winning a match is just about being lucky enough to get in the team that drugs the most.

 

- I can't talk with my teammates anymore. 90% of the text in the chat is Cyrillic. I guess it works just fine for Russians. The last day I decided to just hide the chat because its only purpose was to put me in a bad mood.

you have just summed up my salt about merging servers.

[Fluffy_Puppy 590]

- Magnums in Red team in Noise.

- Splash damage from both Magnums and Thunders

- Getting killed when I'm trying to heal

- The lethal burn of M2 Firebird alteration

- Freezes circle strafing

- Slow to rank up

- Druggers, mults, noobs.

- Youtubers

- People who buy crystals and act like they're too cool for you.

- Old friends who ignore me

- Boys who ask me desperately to be their girlfriend.

- When friends don't come to my battles after I've invited them.

[ghost-guns 1,486]

Lag is just driving me crazy. I gave up and logged off this morning after about 15 minutes.

[austen_pierce 1,948]

*bump

 

When I'm in a heated close PRO Poly CP game, gold falls, and my team loses 20,000 crystals in battle fund chasing a 1k box :angry:

[anthon232 5]

When I'm about to kill someone with rail and a noob pushes me and makes me shoot the wall

Edited July 8, 2017 by anthon232

[Guest TSY_the_crazy]

When I'm about to kill someone with rail and a noob pushes me and makes me shoot the wall

In lower ranks its even worse. On my alt, I played with a private in Rio and that noob didn't no that he couldn't kill his own teammates. I shot with rail and missed. Reason? The noob kept on hitting me with his rico.

[Nicola_M 1,563]

#1 hate: Majors and above, drugging like mad.

You try taking them on with an M2 Hornet and M2 Thunder and your five or six shells just bounce off them.  They shoot ONE shot and you're dead.

It's got to the point where there's just no point any longer joining battles where there is anyone above Lieutenant ranks.

 

Sad, but this is no longer fun, so I'm walking away.

Edited July 8, 2017 by Nicola_M

[Guest TSY_the_crazy]

Good for you :ph34r:

[maryam98 1,171]

In lower ranks its even worse. On my alt, I played with a private in Rio and that noob didn't no that he couldn't kill his own teammates. I shot with rail and missed. Reason? The noob kept on hitting me with his rico.

I'm guessing there was a time you did things similar to that, even if you don't remember it.

 

*bump

When I'm in a heated close PRO Poly CP game, gold falls, and my team loses 20,000 crystals in battle fund chasing a 1k box :angry:

Agreed, it's happened to me many times with my isida. Edited July 8, 2017 by maryam98

[austen_pierce 1,948]

When I'm about to kill someone with rail and a noob pushes me and makes me shoot the wall

Striker has the same problem - sometimes I can't get a lock because my team mates keep bumping me.

 

What's worse is when I go get a lock, shoot my four rockets, but then some moron team mate drives right in front of them.

[Benefactor 6,888]

- Magnums in Red team in Noise.

- Splash damage from both Magnums and Thunders

- Getting killed when I'm trying to heal

- The lethal burn of M2 Firebird alteration

- Freezes circle strafing

- Slow to rank up

- Druggers, mults, noobs.

- Youtubers

- People who buy crystals and act like they're too cool for you.

- Old friends who ignore me

- Boys who ask me desperately to be their girlfriend.

- When friends don't come to my battles after I've invited them.

So, basically, you just hate Tanki. 

[xXRallyeDriverXx 50]

So, basically, you just hate Tanki. 

This is my other account. And no, I don't actually.

[anthon232 5]

Eww, no one even likes Isida

I do :) Edited July 9, 2017 by anthon232

[anthon232 5]

Striker has the same problem - sometimes I can't get a lock because my team mates keep bumping me.

What's worse is when I go get a lock, shoot my four rockets, but then some moron team mate drives right in front of them.

Ikr :(

[Guest TSY_the_crazy]

I'm guessing there was a time you did things similar to that, even if you don't remember it.

Blieve it or not, it never happened to me. My friend is pro on tanki B)

[N3tralRE 282]

I do :)

Welcome to the minority, fellow brother.  Shall we move forward in spite of the incoming hate?

[Guest TSY_the_crazy]

I do :)

I do when I'm using it but when its against me, I hate it :p

[ghost-guns 1,486]

Lack of strategy in the game. There's too much focus on overpowered supplies.

 

Magnum and isida are really overpowered.

 

The double click functionality in the garage.

 

Less people online and less map choice.

Edited July 22, 2017 by ghost-guns

[Guest TSY_the_crazy]

I get mad when there is nowhere left to spam -_-

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

I get mad when there is nowhere left to spam -_-

Make a discord server and spam.

 

 

 

Make sure to invite me in it to spam with you xD

 

Edited July 22, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

[hatealien 138]

Team mates who block me from capturing the flag because they want the enemy to kill me so that they can capture it themselves. The worst kind.

[nelsonny 26]

- being always in an outnumbered team/unbalanced battle

- playing blue team in noise with 2 or more magnums on the red team... this is hopeless

- winning team saying GG, when its 10 vs 5

- spawn killing... its now even worse with the overdrive feature.

- getting killed by a vacuum cleaner aka freeze

- vulcans with an isida behind it, then still uses a repair kit  - totally ruins the game for me.

- arrogant players who call other players noob, yet if you check their profile they have a .70 K/D

- players who kill during parkour games, i mean, duh?? what for?

- players who challenged you to a 1vs1 duel, but will not join the battle when you invited them.

[N3tralRE 282]

Losing a close battle.  

 

Bonus misery if the other team gets a 98 while mine gets a 96.  

 

A bit off-topic, I don't feel like playing after losing 1-0 to a 98 team.  Despite being my team's leading Isida, the other team happened to have 4 Isidas, and they were WOrKINg ToGeETHer (not even words can express my rage).  AND the other team was "smart enough" to feed Overdrives to the one Isida tanker who stole our flag.  Essentially, most of the enemy team was huddling around that one Isida thief, making it impossible to try and return the flag....and then my team tripped and we lost in the final seconds.  My team may have held the enemy at bay, but it stumbled. Oh, and the server restarted, oh what misery.  And I cannot verbally express my frustration anyhow here.

 

Before you comment about my fault or my mistakes or gitting gud, I will warn you that such advice has no room in my vengeance-concentrated mind.  Part of me wishes to exact my vengeance, but I rationally know that is impossible.  So hey, while I'm losing myself, I'm typing this story to save my own sanity from crumbling.  How great writing is to funnel away anger.

 

P.S.  Yeah I think a lot.  Too bad for me.  Why go back in to get shanked again.  Madness I tell you.

Oh, and it happened to be a battle where I wanted to even my previous loss, only to lose again.

Edited July 23, 2017 by N3tralRE