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Guys aaj mera pehla practical tha. Practical k liye lab mein bethe paper ko dekh raha tha. Aik question aata tha thora sa aur kuch nahi. Class mein mojood teacher ne kaha k paper ko gor se parh lo aur jis apparatus ki zaroorat ho, wo mujh se keh do, mein la doon ga. Sab paper dekh rahe they ke apparatus wala koi question he nahi aata. Aik bacha bola "Sir, ye helical spring wala apparatus de dein". Sir kehta acha abhi deta hoon. Dus minute guzar gay magar apparatus na mila. Us ne phir arz ki. 3-4 teacher class mein mojood they. Phir wo teahcer kehta ke hum aap ko abhi solved paper dete hain. shor na karna. Sakoon se karna. (Un ke pas apparatus tha he nahi, bus time guzarnay ke liye baqwaas kiye ja rahe they. Aise badtameez teacher mein ne aaj tak nahi dekhe jo bachon ko galiyan diye ja rahe they. Mera to un ko mun laganay ko dil na kia. Apparatus bhi mein ne is liye na manga.) Lo ge aur kia, phir aik kamray mein gay aur koi warq kisi kitab se aur koi kisi se phar kar kuch bachon mein taqseem kar dia. Aur aise hamara pehla practical guzra.

Jab Viva ka time aya to aik teacher sab bachon se un ke 9th ke marks poochna shuru ho gya. Mere paas a kar poochnay laga "9th mein kitnay number aye hain?". Mein ne kaha "435". Phir kehnay laga "Dekh lo jhoot na bolna, baad mein pata chal gya to phadda par jae ga". Mein nay kaha "mein jhoot kyun bolun ga?" (Aik to Pakistani awaam ko sacha bhi jhoote ke mutradif he lagta hai). Isi tarha Viva ka wahid sawal common ayr yehi tha ke 9th mein kitnay marks aye hain...

aur jo Practical Notebooks collect ke the, kuch phar di aur kuch chupa ke apnay paas rakh li. Main dekh sakta tha ke meri notebook bhi aik teacher ke paas chair pe pari thi. Kuch ko notebooks phar ke wapis kar deen. Pharnay se pehlay sirf pehla page dekha aur aakhri. Kuch notebooks (jo ke proper tareekay se bhari hoti hain), un ko wo aonay paas rakh letey hain. Shayad bazaar mein solved practical notebook ke naam pe bechnay ke liye ya apnay kisi relatives ki madat ke liye. Unhe sab kuch jayaz hota hai. Mehnat kisi ki, numbers kisi ke. Wah kia Pakistan hai. Wah kia hamaray leaders hain.

Aur chutti se pehlay un teachers ne bachon ko yeh ke ke bhej dia ke next practical mein aisi choot phir na hogi. Next practical chemistry ka hai, aur chemistry ka samaan us school ke paas physics ke samaan se bhi kam hai...

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I am not inactive but I am not gonna read this, it's too long^^

Meray kahnay pe parho to sahi aik martaba.

 

bhai me to pichle saal practical dene hi ni giya tha :/

Bhai koi bhi nahi gya tha. 9th/10th ke practicals ikathay kotay hain.

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hamara sindh board he 9th k alag aur 10th ka alag

abhi b? Phir fail honay ka irada hai kia?

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I am pakistani or arab? Click Here 

 

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Asslam-o-Alaikum. Ab yeh to aap ne he batana hai na whether aap Pakistani hain ya Arab... Kya aap ne unhain khud ko add karnay ka kaha tha ya unhaun nay khud he add kar lia?

 

Aslam-o-Alekum!

Subah Bakhair

Kese hain sab?

Wa alaikum Assalam. Main to aaj kal subah ko uthta he nahi, dopehar ko uthta hoon. :D Paper khatam huay kuch daer hui hai. Aaj kal aaram kar raha hoon..

Allah ka shukar main bilkul theek hoon. Aur aap kesay hain?

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Asslam-o-Alaikum. Ab yeh to aap ne he batana hai na whether aap Pakistani hain ya Arab... Kya aap ne unhain khud ko add karnay ka kaha tha ya unhaun nay khud he add kar lia?

 

 

 

Walaikum Assalam, BTW i dont told them to add me. but i don't have any issues 

 

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Main bhi theeek.

Kese huwe papers?

Baqi to theek hua, Allah ka shukar, aik paper acha nahi hua... Pehla practical bhi kal guzar gya. us ke bare main detail yahan mojood hai:

 

Guys aaj mera pehla practical tha. Practical k liye lab mein bethe paper ko dekh raha tha. Aik question aata tha thora sa aur kuch nahi. Class mein mojood teacher ne kaha k paper ko gor se parh lo aur jis apparatus ki zaroorat ho, wo mujh se keh do, mein la doon ga. Sab paper dekh rahe they ke apparatus wala koi question he nahi aata. Aik bacha bola "Sir, ye helical spring wala apparatus de dein". Sir kehta acha abhi deta hoon. Dus minute guzar gay magar apparatus na mila. Us ne phir arz ki. 3-4 teacher class mein mojood they. Phir wo teahcer kehta ke hum aap ko abhi solved paper dete hain. shor na karna. Sakoon se karna. (Un ke pas apparatus tha he nahi, bus time guzarnay ke liye baqwaas kiye ja rahe they. Aise badtameez teacher mein ne aaj tak nahi dekhe jo bachon ko galiyan diye ja rahe they. Mera to un ko mun laganay ko dil na kia. Apparatus bhi mein ne is liye na manga.) Lo ge aur kia, phir aik kamray mein gay aur koi warq kisi kitab se aur koi kisi se phar kar kuch bachon mein taqseem kar dia. Aur aise hamara pehla practical guzra.

Jab Viva ka time aya to aik teacher sab bachon se un ke 9th ke marks poochna shuru ho gya. Mere paas a kar poochnay laga "9th mein kitnay number aye hain?". Mein ne kaha "435". Phir kehnay laga "Dekh lo jhoot na bolna, baad mein pata chal gya to phadda par jae ga". Mein nay kaha "mein jhoot kyun bolun ga?" (Aik to Pakistani awaam ko sacha bhi jhoote ke mutradif he lagta hai). Isi tarha Viva ka wahid sawal common ayr yehi tha ke 9th mein kitnay marks aye hain...

aur jo Practical Notebooks collect ke the, kuch phar di aur kuch chupa ke apnay paas rakh li. Main dekh sakta tha ke meri notebook bhi aik teacher ke paas chair pe pari thi. Kuch ko notebooks phar ke wapis kar deen. Pharnay se pehlay sirf pehla page dekha aur aakhri. Kuch notebooks (jo ke proper tareekay se bhari hoti hain), un ko wo aonay paas rakh letey hain. Shayad bazaar mein solved practical notebook ke naam pe bechnay ke liye ya apnay kisi relatives ki madat ke liye. Unhe sab kuch jayaz hota hai. Mehnat kisi ki, numbers kisi ke. Wah kia Pakistan hai. Wah kia hamaray leaders hain.

Aur chutti se pehlay un teachers ne bachon ko yeh ke ke bhej dia ke next practical mein aisi choot phir na hogi. Next practical chemistry ka hai, aur chemistry ka samaan us school ke paas physics ke samaan se bhi kam hai...

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Mujhe bohat garmi lag rahi hai....

Gi, garmi ahista ahista barh rahi hai. Lekin yahan to abhi itni garmi nahi hai...

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Lol kia matlab? practicals tumhare apne school mein nahi hotey?

Nahi. Aur aap k apnay school mein? Yani full marks?

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Nahi. Aur aap k apnay school mein? Yani full marks?

haan apne school mein hota hai, liken full marks nahi dete, maximum 3-4 kat'tey hein

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haan apne school mein hota hai, liken full marks nahi dete, maximum 3-4 kat'tey hein

Aur minimum koi bhi nahi kat'ta?

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