[Forum Game] Replace the taboo word

[Atakhan 1,229]

The rules are simple:

 

1. The poster above you will give a subject to write about, a taboo word and the replacement word
2. You have to write a few lines about the given subject but you are not allowed to use the taboo word in any of your sentences.
3. Instead you have to replace the taboo word with the replacement word.
4. The funnier you are the better it will be! The person who gets the most votes for his/her writing will be put up as the funniest person for that week.
5. Make sure to follow forum rules
6. Remember to give a topic, taboo and replacement word for the person below you

Example

• Subject:Tanki
• Taboo: Tank
• Replacement word: cow

 

What you need to do:

It is a game places by driving cows in maps. The cow is controlled by a real person using a keyboard. There are different types of cows available in the game. Cows can burn, freeze, heal and snipe other cows depending on the gun you have on the cow. You can protect your cow from other cows by painting them. A cow can be made to self-destruct usually by pressing the delete key on a keyboard.

 

Next person:

Subject: friends

Taboo: friend

Replacement word: car

Edited April 23, 2014 by Atakhan

[BrunoJCarter 86]

I love my car and my car loves me , where did i find this car ? I help my car make the right choices and my car does the same for me . My car knows every thing about me and i know everything about this car , you cannot  put a price on this car .I'm not crazy this is just a special relationship  .

 

Subject : team chat

taboo : team

replacement word : bird

[vinisushi 6]

my Bird chat is soo funny!every time i press T to talk with Bird chat!i love that becuz enemy cant see our Bird chat.But when a Bird boy starts caps,i cant do anithing on Bird chat,no one will make anithing,so we desactivate Bird chat in settings,all comes tonormality.But when Bird boy gets off battle,we all(me and bird) activate it again,so fun returns on Bird chat.

 

subject: killing

taboo: kill

replace with: live

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