The worst/best joke you ever heard in TO or IRL

[Eragon 13,876]

Wrong. A joke is something that someone says to cause amusement or laughter; it doesn't always have to be negative. You've misconstrued the meaning.

Tell a joke which is funny and doesn't bring rudeness or offence to anyone

[Remaine 4,687]

Tell a joke which is funny and doesn't bring rudeness or offence to anyone

I can't promise that it will be funny - but that's beside the point. At the end of the day, you've misconstrued the meaning of the word "joke". Not to say jokes these days aren't primarily negative (because nowadays, they're almost always at someone's expense) but that doesn't change the meaning of the word. But to get through to someone like you and exemplify my point, I found a site with them:

 

http://paradigmsearch.hubpages.com/hub/Top-Ten-Jokes-Making-the-Internet-Rounds

I rest my case - I can predict what you're going to say is completely irrelevant to my response; goodbye.

[LividTanki 7]

I can't promise that it will be funny - but that's beside the point. At the end of the day, you've misconstrued the meaning of the word "joke". Not to say jokes these days aren't primarily negative (because nowadays, they're almost always at someone's expense) but that doesn't change the meaning of the word. But to get through to someone like you and exemplify my point, I found a site with them:

 

http://paradigmsearch.hubpages.com/hub/Top-Ten-Jokes-Making-the-Internet-Rounds

 

I rest my case - I can predict what you're going to say is completely irrelevant to my response; goodbye.

Why is 90% of your comments negative.(no offence) lighten up chap!

[Remaine 4,687]

Why is 90% of your comments negative.(no offence) lighten up chap!

Why are 90% of your comments nonsensical?

[LividTanki 7]

When someone says do you know how much brothers and sisters I have. Me:Over 9000. My Friend: xD

[I3loodShot 3,119]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

I don't get it? Pm me

[shadewarttt 3,350]

How do you make a dentist sad?

-Murder his family.

[dionyshs02 64]

Sorry if i offend a blonde girl

a blonde girl goes to a curtain shop and asks the employee

-I want a curtain

then the cashier asks

-for what?

then the girl

-for my PC

then the cashier

-for your pc?

then the girl

dah! I have windows!

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

One day prime minister of china decided to meet with Obama. He didn't know English, so his friend said him to say Obama how are you and he will say ii am fine then you need to say me too.

Days after that, he forgets the words and says who are you to Obama. Obama thinks it is a joke and says him i am Michelle's wife. And prime minister says me too

[DiSoRderLY 141]

A priest checks into his hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel on my TV is disabled".

"You get regular porn just like every one else you sick bastard" she replies.

[r_CHAMPI0N0 1,129]

Acid paint , biggest joke ever

How is that a joke you heard? jealous noob... grow up and get over me

[Nltobh 498]

I can't promise that it will be funny - but that's beside the point. At the end of the day, you've misconstrued the meaning of the word "joke". Not to say jokes these days aren't primarily negative (because nowadays, they're almost always at someone's expense) but that doesn't change the meaning of the word. But to get through to someone like you and exemplify my point, I found a site with them:

 

http://paradigmsearch.hubpages.com/hub/Top-Ten-Jokes-Making-the-Internet-Rounds

I rest my case - I can predict what you're going to say is completely irrelevant to my response; goodbye.

you can make a joke offensive if you mention someone, jokes can be clean just gotta be nice 

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Key board warriors.

[jordan61 120]

Thief calls a police:

Police:yes how can I help you

Thief:I broke ina house to steal and when I was in there I found a thief stealing before me

[LividTanki 7]

Why are 90% of your comments nonsensical?

Answer my one first xD

[DR.TWINS 253]

There's a dumbass between the Y and I on your keyboard. look.

[monton_senior 15]

my brother makes weird jokes as well!

 

Knock, knock,

who's there?

orange,

orange who?

thank you.

 

(they make me mad) :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

[I3loodShot 3,119]

Worst joke?

@jokersus.cava

[Reeco9 1,567]

Acid paint , biggest joke ever

 

 

How is that a joke you heard? jealous noob... grow up and get over me

 

I like how you automatically assume he is referring to you. I guess it just shows how arrogant and self-centered you are.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

I can't promise that it will be funny - but that's beside the point. At the end of the day, you've misconstrued the meaning of the word "joke". Not to say jokes these days aren't primarily negative (because nowadays, they're almost always at someone's expense) but that doesn't change the meaning of the word. But to get through to someone like you and exemplify my point, I found a site with them:

 

http://paradigmsearch.hubpages.com/hub/Top-Ten-Jokes-Making-the-Internet-Rounds

I rest my case - I can predict what you're going to say is completely irrelevant to my response; goodbye.

Heh heh! In real life do you talk the way you type?

[I.WalkAlone 548]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish stew in the name of the law.

[robbie56 2,403]

How is that a joke you heard? jealous noob... grow up and get over me

It's a joke because you have it.... 

You're a disgrace for Acic paint.

 

Why should i be jealous? Acid paint is nothing now everyone can get it....

[ariking777 940]

Worst joke?

@jokersus.cava

Actually I'm pretty sure that the point in his name was the jokersus.cava and not jokeersus.cava . I think that in his name he tried to include the name Joker, not joke.

[Nltobh 498]

It's a joke because you have it.... 

You're a disgrace for Acic paint.

 

Why should i be jealous? Acid paint is nothing now everyone can get it....

if the so called CHAMP can get it i bet even a recruit can get it :s the only thing that  can do is drug and buy loads or crys 

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

if the so called CHAMP can get it i bet even a recruit can get it :s the only thing that  can do is drug and buy loads or crys 

I have dueled him and he can beat you easily. Not trying to be a suck up.