Stories & Poems

[Manly_man 86]

That Certain Friend

 

Without friends I feel pain

Without friends I feel strain

When I'm lonely I feel dead

I just lay down in my bed

 

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

When I break a promise for a friend I feel guilty

When I break a promise for a friend I never feel milky

 

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

Okfighter, Steffon, Redguy1234567890 and elijahoscar, the 3 people I really like

I'd rather stay with them than ride my bike!

When I see my friend sad

It makes me kind of mad

 

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

[Manly_man 86]

Without friends I feel to cry

Without friends I never feel the need to eat pie

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

 

Lt.Ads1 may be banned forever

But my friends will be banned now of never

I will never get them banned

And I will remember the day I've first seen them on land 

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

 

If my friend gives me a hand

I don’t give in a Ban

I want friends as much as living

But I also really like giving

But when I see that certain friend

It never drives me round the bend

[Curveball15 24]

Tanki Online is a fun game, nobody can deny it, but do you ever get tired of it? That "Kill, die, kill die, kill die" kinda gets old? There has to be more of a meaning! More of a story! I have taken various parts of Tanki Online from map names to paint descriptions and I have come up with a fictional story that explains why everything is the way it is! I know it is incredibly long, but take the time to read it, you might enjoy it!

 

Note: This story talks about possibly sensitive topics such as the cold war. I do not mean to offend anyone, I just wanted to tell a harmless story to give the game some more meaning.

 

Part 1: Global Tension

      The year is 2078. The worlds oil supply ran out about 50 years ago. Then began the great power crisis. Automobiles, electricity, and countless other systems that rely on oil have failed. The world struggled to get by for several years until they have finally converted 80% of worldwide electrical production to Nuclear Power. Accidents were rare with these new nuclear plants due to numerous new safety mechanisms and requirements.

Years passed without much changing. Inventions and discoveries came and went. Since the cold war, numerous American scientists have been working on an idea for a new weapon. The idea arose in 1968 and finally with the new technology  in the field of nano bots, the Isida weapon was created. This weapon was to revolutionize the battlefield. In previous small conflicts, weapons codenamed smoky, firebird, and twins were used often.

In 2021 the Railgun weapon was invented by the Chinese and sold worldwide. This weapon used depleted uranium in its shells. The Railgun did not become popular until the great power crisis ended, nuclear plants created plenty of spent uranium rods to make ammunition for the Railguns. These guns were fitted on tanks and commonly ruled the battlefield being considered the best gun in history. Now Isida has appeared and changed that forever. In 2071, a massive amount of oil was found in southeast Africa. Nations around the world desperately tried to claim the land and take the black gold. Camps of men from every country you could imagine dotted the landscape. Everyone was searching for the valuable oil. Soon small conflicts broke out. Russia, who owned 2/3 of the oil camps began to have issues with India, who owned about 10% of the oil camps. It wasn't long until conflict broke out.

Russian tanks were used to cold climates and most had a new paint called Irbis. This paint did not give good camouflage in the fields and deserts of Africa. The Indians used a new paint called Lava. This paint did not provide outstanding camouflage, but it was enough to help them defeat the Russians. Railguns and Isidas were the only weapons used on the battlefield. Thanks to numerous advancements in tank armor, the tanks could not be hurt by enemy aircraft for either side. The aircraft simply dropped supply boxes onto the battlefield to assist their allies. India pushed Russia to North Africa. It was at this point the Russians hit back. After finding a strange device in a desolate village, the Russians were able to build a "Freeze Thrower" weapon. This weapon was unable to defeat the relentless Indians. Their Lava paint made the weapon nearly useless. The Chinese reacted to the conflict by declaring neutrality and preparing to make a fortune by selling weapons, hulls, and paints to all of the warring nations.

 

Part 2: The conflict escalates

     The Russians quickly upgraded their camo. They quickly developed a paint they dubbed, "Orange". This paint did not create good camouflage in the desert, but Russian scientists were not skilled in creating desert paints. India soon became greedy and attacked an American oil camp by mistake. America quickly declared war and allied with Russia. They revealed their new weapon codenamed "Thunder". This weapon was an upgraded version of Smoky that could destroy multiple tanks in a single shot!

Russia was commonly crossing rivers as they were pushed into Northern Africa by the Indians. America had a secret lab codenamed "Aqua". From this lab they created two new paints that they supplied to the Russians to use to take advantage of the rivers they were crossing. They created the paint called "Blue", which was previously used for a amphibious tank project called Sheatfish. They also supplied the paint Swash, straight from the Aqua labs.

Together Russia and America pushed back and pushed the Indians off of Africa entirely. The continent was claimed by both nations. It wasn't long until fights broke out between Russia and America over who would own what. To help in the new conflict against the American gun "Thunder", Russian scientists finally finished a project long in the making, the Ricochet project! This new weapon allowed the Russians to destroy enemy tanks they couldn't even see! Russia was beginning to be pushed back by the Americans and quickly developed a new idea. They sent out tanks to countries in Europe and Asia with their normal coat, Hohloma. These tanks however, secretly had a crew inside! When they arrived via train the tanks drove off and attacked the very crews that unpacked them!

Some of these tanks had a mysterious paint called Alien. Nobody, including Russia, is sure of it's origins, but many believe they may have been…. extraterrestrial. Russia quickly took over much of Northern Asia and Europe. Meanwhile, Italian scientists created a new weapon! Italy was not yet taken over by Russia, so they hoped selling the weapon design to Russia would spare their country. The weapon was originally designed to make pizzas, but it was soon discovered that it had a scope, and a trigger, and a barrel. The gun was named Shaft and was sold both to Russia and the United States.

The United States was running low on resources and the decision was made to move into Mexico and attack Central and South America. In the swamps of South America, many tankers developed their own paint coats. Two of which became quite famous and used often. The coats were called Swamp and Clay. Clay had quite an interesting story about leeches, you should look at it's description on Tanki for the full story.

 

Part 3: Chinese Expansion

China was becoming a huge part of the conflict. They had invaded much of South Asia and created numerous new inventions which they sold to the Russians and Americans. They created the paints Loam, Inferno, and Python! They even created the idea of using a black paint for stealthy night attacks. They also created the hull that is known today as Mammoth! China soon took over India and Japan. Japan had been working on a new paint from the design of digital paint. They created a new paint called Prodigi. This was also sold to the warring nations, making China the richest country in the world.

 

Part 4: Conclusion

The United States broke their treaty with Italy and invaded. They came up through Italy and moved north east towards Russia. As they entered colder climates, the United States did not have any good winter camo so they created the plain white paint as a temporary winter camo. It was eventually replaced with the camo called "Winter".

Numerous cities around Europe and Russia were under siege. To this day the war continues at a bloody stalemate. Cities such as Dusseldorf, Berlin, Chernobyl, Serpuhov, Kolhoz, and many others are still being constantly fought over. Many have gone back to the Cold War ideal of calling the Russians "reds" or the "red team" and many now call America the "blue team". Sometimes China gets involved to cause more trouble and therefore make more money. They make battles all out death matches. They confuse enemies to the point that they believe everyone is an enemy and it becomes every man for himself. That is the story of how the world got the way it is. Now get into your tank, get out there, and fight for your side! Change the course of this war before it destroys us all!

Edited May 17, 2014 by DarkOperative
Merged

[moth_warrior99 449]

ok

[GG_reg 1,521]

 

Respecting Tanki Online

 

The Tanki Online Community is a place to communicate with other tankers and make new friends. There are chat moderators watching over the game and forum to make sure everyone is abiding to the game rules. 

 

Swearing and abusive language is totally unnecessary. If you don't want to speak to someone, remove them from your friends list, block them on the forum and ignore them in the chat. 

 

It is not pleasant especially for younger children who play this game to see language they may not even know. 

 

These problems also occur on social networking sites such as Twitter Facebook and result in some devastating stories effecting some individuals. 

 

Tanki Online have created this wonderful game for us, introduced many updates and discounts. They ask for one thing in return - for you to follow the rules.

 

So when you next meet up with your enemy, try starting a conversation instead of being abusive which will only get you banned. Enjoy your gaming experience.

 

As Martin Luther King once stated: " In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 

Good luck, see you in the battlefield,

 

ThunderGuyS

 

Why has this appeared here??

[Aihab1 573]

Nice topic :D, i just had a look to (hogree's poem) Bcoz i am too lazy to read such big and huge poems/stories xD

[moth_warrior99 449]

Why has this appeared here??

i think mod merged it to here

[EatYourMeat 27]

Hello! in this topic you can share your stories and poems. Ill start with a poem of mine                                    

 

       Poem: A Gold Box!

 

 

      Oh hello dear fellows remember the time,

      When your hearts were enlightened by total excitement

      Oh indeed dear fellows remember that moment,

      When your mind was racing with the same commitment

             A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

 

      Oh yes dear fellows its your beloved box!

      The one which you have dreamt all about,

      The one with golden wings of spring,

      Which gushes out water in a 1000 streams

            A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

 

      Your heart racing wildly, you don't even care,

      That you are jumping in your underwear,

      You know what to do, and its a fact,

      No matter how excitedly you react.

           A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

 

     You press 234, your heart beating wildly,

     And head out to the place, where your dreams will come.

     All sides around you, others do the same,

     They don't even care that this is lame.

          A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

 

     The brother is no more, no sister cares,

     Greed rushes through in their souls of care.

     They push and bump and bash and crump.

     Your enemies become your friends, but only for a while.

         A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

 

 

    And at last the moment comes, when you try to get,

    The golden angel descending from the sky.

    And then a flash of red appears on your screen,

     "You haven't taken the gold box, no need to be mean"

        A Gold Box indeed! A Gold Box indeed!

Edited July 20, 2014 by EatYourMeat

[RussianEncouragement 3]

Have a couple of nice and ol' poems to share with you that got some decent feedback:

 

Half Asleep

 

Half Asleep

yet half awake,

I lie on my bed,

drifting on a lake.

 

The sounds that I hear,

sound ever so loud;

with my neighbour talking,

to what seems a crowd.

 

I hear my mother cooking

my brother’s birthday cake.

And that’s when I notice,

I’m still awake!

 

I listen to the cars,

as they pass quickly by,

and the noise from the rugby ground,

as someone scores a try.

 

I hear my brother Michael (Skit)

climb quickly up the stairs.

and hear my father talking,

but can’t catch what he says.

 

And suddenly everything’s quiet,

and I give a loud yawn;

not to open my eyes,

till the noise of dawn.

 

 

The Cricket Match

 

 

Read this out loud

It wasnt a bright outlook for the home fans that day,

the Danger Guns were losing by a very long way,

the Cauldron Blues, as underdogs, didnt know what to say,

as they easily were outclassing them, but only playing OK.

 

There were only 7 overs left, and they had their last men in,

and they needed 100 runs in order to win.

Half of the stadium’s fans had left and no joy was seen in the ground,

apart from in the away section, where we heard all the sound.

 

So the last two men, Masif and Dale, had an extremely hard task

And everyone expected, to win was more than they could ask.

But after the first over, the pair had bagged 10 runs.

and there was now a glimmer of hope for the Danger Guns.

 

So the Danger Guns attacked, and seemed doing really well,

Espescially Dale was doing good and no wicket had yet fell.

So, when the third over had gone, they had gathered sixty runs,

an incredible feat for the batters; there was now chance for the Danger Guns.

 

And Masif and Dale kept up their pace with a sixer right away,

and the Cauldron Blues bowlers just couldnt keep the two at bay.

So, at the end of the fourth over, ten more runs had just been got,

and for just two small batters, it was a mighty lot.

 

Two more overs went quickly by and the fans were going mad,

for the two had got 17, which wasnt just a tad;

and as the last over started, and with 14 runs to win,

it seemed an impossible task – yet again!

 

So in the final over, two runs were immediately in,

and after just a ball, twelve runs remained to win!

But in the next three bowls, the batters could get none,

and the task ahead, seemed an impossible one.

 

So with two balls left, two sixes were the aim;

if the Danger Guns wanted to win the game.

So Dale stood at the bat with steel in his eye,

and hit the ball with power; it almost hit the sky!

 

The ball went out for a six and celebrations came,

but still the Guns needed, six from one to win the game.

So Dale stood at the bat again and looked fierce in his face,

but when the ball came, it came with so much pace!

 

Yet still Dale took it brilliantly, and it seemed destined for a six,

but still there was a fielder, Arph, who had to do a trick;

if he wanted to stop it, he had to be brave,

and so he jumped, all of his strength he gave………

 

And he caught the ball with triumph on his face,

and all Dale could do was smile and grimace.

And the Cauldron Blues went crazy and celebrated in delight;

and what a game it was, on that very crucial night.

 

The Race

 

The sun had dawned in Misendon

the fans were ready for the big day

Yes, a 3.00 start it was,

yet they were there before midday.

 

It was the day of the important race -

the race worth waiting for,

only three cars still were in it,

T4, Bombshell and Lor.

 

So as the countdown for the race started,

the fans in the crowd watched on

while the cars prepared for racing,

knowing none of them could lose this one…

 

The lights showed green., the cars raced off,

as fast as they had ever gone

and as T4 took the lead,

the pit crew celebrated like he’d won!!

 

But after an hour of racing, still,

the cars were neck-to-neck

and even though none had had a stop,

none were looking like a wreck.

 

In fact, they all looked fit as ever,

they looked like they could never stop,

but finally Lor lost his breath,

and was the first to go to the pit stop.

 

But when he arrived there, the pit crew found,

Lor had broken his side in a skid,

so sadly he had to pull out of the race,

leaving two to fight for the win…

 

So with six laps left, the two of them,

were facing a hard decision,

should they quickly have a rest,

or try their hardest of the line, to keep vision…

 

Bombshell went for the easy choice,

and had a quick stop in the pits

but T4 decided to go for it,

though he was longing for a quick spit.

 

So T4 was now way ahead of Bombshell

but was quickly losing his breath,

and as he entered the last lap,

he realized how much he wanted a rest…

 

But he remembered the need to win the race

and so his composure he kept,

‘But for how long?’, he wondered,

as he watched Bombshell get unlapped,

 

But T4 kept on going, until the final stretch,

where he lost the little energy he needed to complete,

So Bombshell overtook him, practically on the line,

and now I’m gonna leave the commentary seat…..

FOR BOMBSHELL HAS WON!

 

 

These are poor poems, generally, because I wrote them when I had just gone 12. Especially the last one.

i love the poem half asleep, i see it as a song

  :blush:

[sunny9440 21]

HELLO TANKI , I dn't if you like this poem or not but i wanted to write it . I dn't know if it in correct poetic order but i am confident that the poem is good enough to read and interest the mind of readers..

and i dn't want to insult NOOB ARMY...I wish u will enjoy reading.....

                                                                                                               this is a ballad of present tanki....

        Have a nice day...

 

Note: we refers to players of tanki...

 

this is TANKI EMPIRE,

 here starts the DAWN OF WAR,

we are ARM PRIDE and,

we are ALL IN in our hearts,

we are PSCHYOS to enemies in TANKI!,

we have ANGELS & DEMONS in TANKI as well as ARABIAN KNIGHTS ,

we are as strong as SCORPION bites, we CANT STOP for winning,

EPIC GUARDS and CENTURIONS fighting on chariots,

NOOB'S looses their ARMY in IBIZA'IANS islands during wars,

and finally we are NOOBEST and we are NUMBER ONE!!

 

 

thank you....if u like please vote up...

 

 

regards,

sunny9440

Edited August 4, 2014 by sunny9440

[Mr.SV.ENS 738]

Haha, nicely done ;)

[Eragon 13,876]

Nice one :O

[sunny9440 21]

Nice one :o

nice one for?

[Lakindo 11]

I haven't seen something like this yet...so here it is! The story is about Two clans, "Imperial Infantry" and "ImperiuMarines" and how they both climb from Fourth League to First League and then... as both clans are lead by two close friends, tensions rise and the ultimate showdown occurs between the two clans, and a rivalry between the friends draws them apart!

 

LOST IN TANKI

A Fan Fiction by Lakindo

Once, there were two Tanki Online players, Imperid and Impantrid, and they were the closest of friends. They created a clan, Imperial_Union, and they together, as co-leaders of a great clan, rose in their power and began to get closer to domination over all clans. Then...They met NooBest. This new clan had very recently won their position of first clan in the game, and they had a fierce battle that happened on the map Sandbox, with minimal players on either team...NooBest won, and a large portion of Imperial_Union was lost, as many of their players left and joined NooBest, and the challenger's lcan of Imperial_Union was ridiculed, and the clan broke apart. The two leaders drifted and made their own clans...

--THREE YEARS LATER--

 

"Imperid! Where are you?!" the words of player QwertYodel appeared on the battle chat as Imperid was going through a tunnel in Future, and battling with his clan against aDarkMemory, a particularly nasty clan. "I'm almost at their flag!" Imperid replied. QwertYodel was freaking out, still. "NO! Get over here fast! I need backup!" and then his next words appeared. "No! I'm down and respawning! They got our flag and are heading towards you fast! They're two druggers with M2 Wasps and M2 Railguns! Hurry!" "I'm on my way," Imperid replied.

--------------------

Do you like this? I am still making it and will eventually finish. If you want to, and you are good at it, you can help write this story in the comments below! It would be appreciated!

PS: Imperid and Impantrid are REAL accounts, but the clans and other acccounts are made up, except for NooBest! Yay for them! :) 

Edited August 18, 2014 by Lakindo

[Superlative 500]

Drug Overlord

 

Officials state, that the developers, Semyovee Kry, was put under duress by an unknown mastermind. A report has put forward a convincing theory, the team was subjected to highly noxious, chicken, which is found to have teethal dioxide, a notorius stomach-ache serum. The chicken was interrogated. Unfortunately, it was killed, while one of developer, Nick, was cooking. To stop more, the team had to agree. The theory was good enough to get the officials kicked out from their job.

 

My dear friend and reporter, polished my articles. I know I am bad but I will work hard. Here's kirby's it's, really, cool. Check it out . :)

 

It has been rumoured that the team of Tanki developers, including a certain Mr Semyovee Kry, was placed under duress by an arising criminal mastermind. 'Reliable' sources suggest that the team was subjected to highly foul, out-of-date chicken from a local supermarket, which has been found to contain particularly dangerous chemicals including teethal dioxide, which causes loss of fertility, death, and other serious health problems such as toothache.

The chicken was interrogated, but no responses were made. It was eventually cancelled after 48 hours of tension, when the interrogator fell asleep. The chicken was later found to be dead.

The team's location is yet to be identified, but it is feared that this criminal organisation extends further than we could have predicted. No one in the Tanki community is safe. Anyone wishing to keep their crystals safe should refer then to the write of this article.

•  

 

 

Sun blinding : Tanki denies charges'

 

The daily tankers have highlighted the fact that, they were almost to a gold drop. When the " Sun blinded " them. One of the developer, Flaghun, has pointed out a cruicial fact saying that there is no sun in tanki.

 

 

 

 

 

That's all till now, we'll keep you updated. 

* Caution:- This is not to mistaken as an informative article*

Writer and editor over and out. 

Edited August 22, 2014 by Superlative

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

:lol: copying from GoldRock :lol:

[Eragon 13,876]

False info for those who don't know :ph34r:

[Superlative 500]

:lol: copying from GoldRock :lol:

I haven't made any of my articles, simliar to that of @GoldRock's. He had created a topic, with the same content. I have created my own another. Moreover, the characters are different except for "Nick". 

[Superlative 500]

False info for those who don't know :ph34r:

Your so-called "false info" is not true. The information, is meant to create laughs and not to englighten anyone in this article.  These are the day-to-day life of tanker.

[Eragon 13,876]

^

1. i don't see anything funny.

2. Terrible grammar

3. You make it look like official news. it may confuse people who are new to the forum. And may mislead players. You should at least say its a "story". 

[Superlative 500]

Sure, I'm new at this. So, I am facing some grammatical problems. 

[Valletta 834]

The guy is giving it a try, and is evidently making more progress towards becoming a reporter than 100% of the other commenters in this topic thus far. There is still plenty to work on but nothing to be ashamed of. Cut him some slack and provide constructive criticism like a helpful community, please.

[Superlative 500]

The guy is giving it a try, and is evidently making more progress towards becoming a reporter than 100% of the other commenters in this topic thus far. There is still plenty to work on but nothing to be ashamed of. Cut him some slack and provide constructive criticism like a helpful community, please.

Thanks, that cheered me up a lot . :)

Edited August 22, 2014 by Superlative

[Pathfinder 1,690]

It's not a bad start :) I think writing comedy is one of the hardest things to do- it's hard to get the balance between it being actually funny and sounding a bit cheesy.

 

It needs some work, but like Val said, it's good that you're giving it a go!

[Superlative 500]

Thanks, guys.