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Hey Tankers, here's a fun idea I thought of for a contest, let's see how it goes.

We all listen to songs that we like, but what if we changed the words to a Tanki theme? I'm sure we can come up with some hilarious parodies!

1. Pick a song you know well (if everyone else knows it, it will work in your favor).

2. Change the words to something to do with Tanki.

3. You must have a minimum of two verses and a chorus (with possible exceptions depending on the song).

4. You may only submit one entry.

5. You may change your entry as many times as you want, until the topic gets closed some time at the end of the month.

6. First three places will get 20 000, 15 000, and 10 000 crystals, respectively.
 
Example:


Druggers Everywhere (Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi)

Sitting at my laptop all day,
Collecting double funds,
For hours I play;
It's tough, so though.

Kungur is getting on my nerves.
I let out a shot,
As my Hornet swerves,
It's time, yeah it's time.

I say "We gotta go on, and drive zig-zag.
It doesn't make a difference if there's glitches or lag.
We got our teammates, and we've got swag,
Let's go, and capture the flag!"

Ohh, we're half way there;
Ohh, Druggers everywhere.
Take the flag, and we'll cap it, I swear;
Ohh, Druggers everywhere.


 

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Parody of Katy Perry's 'Roar'

Original song link here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

 

  I used to be the noob who always missed his shot,

And one day I was thinking and I thought,

What can I do differently,

To be a pro with all M3's

I looked on the forum for some decent advice

Spent hours reading through all of the guides 

Learned alone and quietly

And became a different me

 

 

  You may push me down, but I'll get up, (Hey!)

And nail you back into the dust,

You better be around

You hear that sound?

Gold box is gonna hit the ground.

You push me down, but I'll get up (Hey!)

Get ready for the gold to drop

I see it all, I see it now

 

  I've got the tank of a player,a slayer

Kill the tanks and players

Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-oo-re
Louder, louder than tanks fire
Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-o-o-o-o-o-ore
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Your gona hear me Sco-oo-re
 
  Now I'm a threat on the battlefield
Protecting teammates like I am a shield
I went from playing bad, to capping flags like I was mad,
 

  You may push me down, but I'll get up, (Hey!)

And nail you back into the dust,

You better be around

You hear that sound?

Gold box is gonna hit the ground.

  You push me down, but I'll get up (Hey!)

Get ready for the gold to drop

I see it all, I see it now

 

  I've got the tank of a player,a slayer

Kill the tanks and players

Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-oo-re
Louder, louder than tanks fire
Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-o-o-o-o-o-ore
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Your gona hear me Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore (You'll hear me score!)
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Your gonna hear me Score!
 
  Score, More, Score, More, SCORE!
 

  I've got the tank of a player,a slayer

Kill the tanks and players

Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-oo-re
Louder, louder than tanks fire
Cause I am a champion,
And your gonna hear me Sco-o-o-o-o-o-ore
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore (Yeah!) Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Your gona hear me Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Sco-o-o-o-o-ore Sco-o-o-o-o-ore
Your gonna hear me Score!

 

 

P.S I realize this may be similar to another entry ( http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=211340&p=3841373)

 Edit: Phoenix-Warbird and I sorted it out. Its all good.  :D

 

Edited by bc5161
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'Ultimate Assassin's Creed III song parody by Smosh' Parody :P

 

How many tanks can I freeze today?

Too many to count don't get in my way.

Shootin' hornets' in their tanks with my rail

Shaft quickscope is my death blow

 

Little cry baby!

Runnin' to my clan 

when that guy d3sed me pretty bad

Callin' up for revenge, with my clan 

and we still get d3sed again.

 

How many tanks can I burn today?

Too many to count don't get in my way

Cus' I'll cry and call my clan to beat you up

The'll be runnin' up walls, jumpin' over your tank.

Just tryin' to give you enough time to cap' the flag!

 

I'm a very skilled pro 

Killin' dudes after dyin' a bit

Oil flowin' like a river

Need a set of health kits'?

 

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count don't get in my way

Shootin' puny wasps with my thunder

When I be huntin' I be stuntin' you can never find me

In the bushes, in the buildings

Kicked out of the server 

 

*Foul play discovered, you have been kicked from the server*

Whaa? 

*Music stops*

THIS GAME SUCKS!

 

 

 

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Here's my parody - 

 

 

 

Parody of 'Club Can't Handle Me' - Flo Rida Ft. David Guetta

I’m in Tanki Online,

No hitch in the browser, everything’s fine,

Of me stepping down there is no sign,

I have a feeling that the day is mine,

As I connect with with server thirty nine (Yeah)

Of me stepping down there is no sign (Yeah)

(Ha-ha! Of me steppin’ down there’s no sign! Victory’s in my sight! Let’s do it!)

 

By now I have had my destiny made,

Go to the Garage and buy a first aid,

Equip Hornet, Firebird and Jade,

Time for action, enough delay,

Time to be the battle’s hero,

I create a DM in Rio,

I start killing people like a pro,

Chances of losing are absolute zero,

I’m busy doing the conquering,

There’s something I’m forgetting,

I’m very close to ranking(hey!)

People get close, I burn them,

This Firebird M1’s a real gem,

They’re dead before they can yell,

They’re condemned,

 

My friends are online,

Among them my name has a real shine,

My reputation’s the size of a giant,

Of me stepping down there is no sign,

As I drive down Massacre’s inclines (Yeah)

Of me stepping down there is no sign (Yeah)

 

With Firebird I burn tanks down,

With Freeze I always take the crown,

With Isida I see chances all around,

With Railgun I kill with hardly any sound,

With Shaft I can kill people so swiftly,

With Smoky, other tanks fall so quickly,

With Twins, all the others become fidgety,

With Ricochet, I show others no mercy,

I scale buildings in Parkour,

I have to keep trying harder and harder,

My reflexes have to get faster,

Only then will I become perfection’s master,

I said it bro,

A long time ago,

I’ll get the gold,

From the word go,

Nobody,

Can match me,

To catch up,

Better hurry!

 

I’m in Tanki Online,

No hitch in the browser, everything’s fine,

Of me stepping down there is no sign,

I have a feeling that the day is mine,

As I change over to server forty five, (Yeah)

(Put your hands up,)

(Put your hands up,)

(Put your hands up,)

Of me stepping down there is no sign (Yeah)

(Put your hands up,)

(Put your hands up,)

(Put your hands up,)

 

I’m invincible now, (Hey!)

I really am real proud, (Hey!)

Fought my way through a thousand battles without even playing foul,

In battles with a CTF tag,

I always have the flag,

So my skill reaches new heights,

The gold box is falling, I enable all of my supplies

I’m waiting in the drop zone, over there, time just seems to fly

When it is falling,

I do all the taking,

I’m a thousand crystals richer!

 

I’m in Tanki Online,

Still no hitch in the browser, all is fine,

Of me stepping down there has been no sign

I proved the feeling that the day was mine,

Of me stepping down there has been no sign,(yeah)

(Put your hands up!)

(Put your hands up!)

(Put your hands up!)

Of me stepping down there has been no sign,(yeah)

(Put your hands up!)

I think it’s been quite some time,

(Put your hands up!)

I am done for the night!

 

Here are the original song lyrics -

 

 

 

Edited by TriNitroToIuene

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Dreaming - Gold Boxes Edition (Dreaming - SmallPools)

 

 

I see the place that where tankers been together, together.

Like they wanted something more.

And it felt like maybe i could last forever, forever

 

But they led them to our hideout,

Forced the way to inside the map. Now

They want us to surrender, us to surrender

But I could try all night right here between their crossfire.

 

We've got no place to go .

all are fighting to go .

We've got nowhere to run, they've all got loaded guns.

Oh, no. Please, god, tell me we're dreaming

 

 

Wait for the dust to settle down around us, around us

And stick to what we want ! .

I think the air is finally safe to breathe again, to breathe again

 

The Gold is on the sky now,

So take a breath and calm down

'Cause you have been selected, you've been selected

it dosn't matter if they are strong , you can do !

If you don't see why,

Well, at least you did the best you can and remember that you always could try .

So catch it up , catch it up !

Edited by TariQ99
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Parody of Wrecking Ball ok

 


We got shot, and shot

by enemies to death

They killed, never asking why

I miss, they shoot

I flipped, and cried for 10 secs

A fail, no one could deny

 

Don't you ever say

I am a total noob

I will always try hard

I can't live a lie,

I won't run again

I will always try hard

 

I came in like a Wrecking Ball,

I never shot so perfectly,

All I ever wanted was to shoot them all,

And all you ever did was, s-s-stood there,

Yeah you, you just stood there,

I shoot, don't care how far they are

And now, they're hiding and running

I slowly scared them to the death

And now, I love my life so much

Don't you ever say,

I am a total noob,

I will always try hard.

I can't live a lie,

I won't run again,
I will always try hard

 

I came in like a Wrecking Ball

I never shot so perfectly,

All I ever wanted was to shoot them all,

I came in like a Wrecking Ball,

Yeah I just shot them and now they rage

I feel finally like myself,

And all you ever did was, s-s-stood there

Yeah you, you just stood there

 

I never beat them before,

I just wanted to win a match,

And instead of crying each time,

I guess I should've trained and trained,

I never beat them before,

I just wanted to win a match,

And instead of crying each time,

I guess I should've trained and trained,

 

Don't you ever say I am a total noob

I will always train hard.

I came in like a Wrecking Ball

I never shot so perfectly,

All I ever wanted was to shoot them all,

And win the battle once a lifetime,

And all you ever did was, s-s-stood there,

 

 

 

Yeah you, you just stood there,

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I got this. I'll be editing this post in a little bit.

 

EDIT: I've changed my submission to a different, more well-known song.

 

Hotel Tanki Online

(Parody of "Hotel Wikipedia", which itself was a parody of Hotel California by Eagles. You can listen to the original song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg)

 

 

 

On a dark weekend evening,

Sat down in my chair.

Sharp smell of stale soda,

Permeating the air.

Near the top of the webpage,

There came a flickering light.

My head was heavy, and my sight grew dim;

I had to stop for the night.  

 

There I was on the home page,

I didn't sleep so well,

And I was thinking to myself,

"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell!"

I clicked on a button,

And it showed me the way.

There were tankers on the battlefield;

I thought I heard them say:

 

Welcome to the Hotel Tanki Online,

Such a lovely place (such a lovely place),

Such a lovely face...

Battles abound at the Hotel Tanki Online,

Any time of year,

You can find us here...

 

The ranks seem confusingly twisted,

they seem to never end,

There are a lot of drugging, buying, kitting players,

That it calls friends.

As they fight in the battles,

All of them sweat;

Some fight to remember,

Some fight to forget.  

 

So I called up a chat mod,

"Have I been banned?" And he said:

"You've had a clean record here, so you're still free in this land."

And still those tankers are calling

From far away,

Wake you up in the middle of a fight,

Just to hear them say...

 

Welcome to the Hotel Tanki Online

Such a lovely place (such a lovely place),

What a lovely face...

They're fighting it out at the Hotel Tanki Online,

Things that you can do (things that you can do)—

Collect crystals too—

 

Burning Hornets reeling,

The frozen Wasps in ice,

And they said, "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device."

And in the many tournies,

The casualties increase;

They battle for their very lives,

But they just can't kill the beast.  

Last thing I remember,

I was running for the door,

I had to find the passage back to the life I had before.

"Relax," said the chat mod,

"We are programmed to receive. You can log out any time you like,

But you can never leave."

 

 

The lyrics to the original song:

 

 

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'this could be heaven or this could be hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
'please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

 

 

Edited by Thekillerpenguin
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"Play Hard"

 

Original Version:

 

 

 

"Play Hard"
(feat. Ne-Yo & Akon)

 

Hey, said a hustler's work is never through
We makin' it 'cause we make it move
The only thing we know how to do
Said it's the only thing we know how to do

[2x]
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard.
We work hard, play hard
Keep partyin' like it's your job

Come on baby and drop it (OK)
Scrub the floor or just mop it (OK)
Show these gangsters how you pop lock it (OK)
Don't care what you got in your pocket (OK)
I get the way that you rockin'
Flip that thang thang don't stop it
Wanna just bang bang and pop it
While the club crowded just watch you (work it out)

Got a gang of cash and it's going all on the bar (now work it out)
And it's going fast cause I feel like a superstar (now work it out)
And you may not have it, I might have just broke the law (now work it out)
It's your turn to grab it, now make this whole thing yours (now work it out)

Hey, said a hustler's work is never through
We makin' it 'cause we make it move
The only thing we know how to do
Said it's the only thing we know how to do

[2x]
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard.
We work hard, play hard
Keep partyin' like it's your job

Some pressure that flicking plush (OK)
Ladies can't get enough (OK)
Got my fitness, all looking buff (OK)
And all my people with me, I trust (OK)
Holdin' down for my city
If they askin' you, I'm not guilty
All the thing that I'm guilty of is making you rock with me (work it out)

Got a gang of cash and it's going all on the bar (now work it out)
And it's going fast cause I feel like a superstar (now work it out)
And you may not have it, I might have just broke the law (now work it out)
It's your turn to grab it, now make this whole thing yours (now work it out)

Hey, said a hustler's work is never through
We makin' it 'cause we make it move
The only thing we know how to do
Said it's the only thing we know how to do

[2x]
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard.
We work hard, play hard
Keep partyin' like it's your job

Hey, said a hustler's work is never through
We makin' it 'cause we make it move
The only thing we know how to do
Said it's the only thing we know how to do

[2x]
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard.
We work hard, play hard
Keep partyin' like it's your job




 

 

 

 

Parody Version:




 

Edited by Lord.Shadow

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The Gold Box - Miley Cyrus


 


I can almost see it


That dream I am dreaming for gold box.


But there is a voice inside my tank saying


You'll never reach it..


 


Every crystal I am making


Every drugs I am using, feels lost with no drugs


My tank is loosing.


 


But I got to keep trying , for the gold i am dreaming


Gotta keep my head held so high


 


There always gonna be a lot of boxes


I am always going to see what is gold!!


Always going to be an Drug War,


Sometimes I have to lose.


 


Ain't about how fast is my tank


Ain't about how dangerous my weapon is


It's the GOLD !!!!


 


The drugger i'm facing


The crystals I am taking


Sometime you take the gold but,


No I am not quitting


 


I may not got the gold, but these are the moments that


I am gonna remember most yeah.


Just gotta get it.


 


And me...


My tank gotta be strong


Just keep pushing others


cause, there is always gonna be another gold box


I will always want it to be mine


 


Always gonna be a drugger battle,


Sometimes I have to lose 


 


 


Ain't about how fast is my tank


Ain't about how dangerous my weapon is


It's the GOLD !!!!


 


There always gonna be a lot of boxes


I am always going to see what is gold!!


Always going to be an Drug War,


Sometimes I have to lose.


 


Ain't about how fast is my tank


Ain't about how dangerous my weapon is


It's the GOLD !!!! 


 


Yeah ! Yeah ! I  got the gold!!!!


 


Keep Moving turret


Keep parkour


Keep The gold faith !!


Oh Gold Box!!


 


It's all about


It's all about


The gold box!!


Keep the gold box


Keep your crystals!!


 


Whoa ah oh oh!!


Edited by fahim_the_boss
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"XP Troubles" A parody of "Let Her Go" By Passenger'
 
 

 

Damn you only need one shot when your foe is low
Only miss your shot when he starts to go
Only know you hate it when you miss him though...
 
Only know you've been hurt and you're charging slow
Only blame the lag when you're not in flow
Only know you hate it when you miss him though
And you miss him though..
 
Staring at the foe on your screen
Hoping one day you'll be oh so keen
But skills come slow and you start so green
 
You see him when he slides pass by
Hornet so smooth you'll never know why
Surely when you battle you'll die
 
Still you only need one shot when your foe is low
Only miss your shot when he starts to go
Only know you hate it when you miss him though...
 
Only know you've been hurt and you're charging slow
Only blame the lag when you move so slow
Only know you hate it when you miss him though
And you miss him though..
 
Staring at the foe on your screen
Same old losing streak, yet so pristine
But your sportsmanship, it's oh so clean
 
Well you do the best to upgrade your rail
But not in luck, and doomed to fail
'Cause you drugged too much
And you got so frail
 
Well you only need one shot when your foe is low
Only miss your shot when he starts to go
Only know you hate it when you miss him though...
 
Only know you've been hurt and you're charging slow
Only blame the lag when you're not in flow
Only know you hate it when you miss him though
And you miss him though..
 
And you miss him though (oh, oh, ooh, oh no)
And you miss him though (oh, oh, ooh, oh no)
Did he lag or no?
 
'Cause you only need one shot when your foe is low
Only miss your shot when he starts to go
Only know you hate it when you miss him though...
 
Only know you've been hurt and you're charging slow
Only blame the lag when you're not in flow
Only know you hate it when you miss him though
And you miss him though..
 
Yet you only need one shot when your foe is low
Only miss your shot when he starts to go
Only know you hate it when you miss him though...
 
Only know you've been hurt and you're charging slow
Only blame the lag when you're not in flow
Only know you hate it when you miss him though
And you miss him though..
 
Yet you miss him though.....
 
Good luck to everyone who entered!
 
The real song: 

Edited by TheMenacePotato
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Parody of (Macklemore - Make the Money)

                                                                                  

"Make the Crystal$"

 

Now, this is my tank, It will not die

Pulled me out of the Chat, when i never killed anyone

Yeah, I Failed to control my team, to the grand prize

That's just the life, reguardless of who's reading, Reading

Read, see i was meant to be #1

Fight a drugger upon me, Leave there victorious

Field of Tanks, or a annoying spammer

If i had done it for the Crystals, i would've been a freaking cheater

Bullets, Fire, Clans telling lies

Confused by the Tanks, I'm realizing, I'm never winning

See, Tanki is my life, I play it

Hope it's not killing you and

that's why we stay up all night

I've been staring at my Computer all day

A true tanker doesn't care
So that's there's Crystals

 

And I say
 

Make the crystals, don't let the crystals make you

Kill the buyers, don't let the buyer kill you

I'll forever play this game

All my people dont drug and i say

Make the crystals, don't let the crystals make you

Kill the buyers, don't let the buyers kill you

I'll forever play this game

All my people dont drug

 

Forget about the Paints, Crystals, and the Gold Box

Killing and dying watching myself on the tank

Yeah, I start to drink when i'm dreaming about the M3's

Tank won't upgarade untill my crystals catch up, catch up

I'm my team's number one drugger

I kill myself to remeber who i am

We start think about Kits, Godmode

What i really need is crystals off Tanki Online

Take away the dot com, Tank, Youtube Views, and the crystals

See, you keep the issues but you take away the drugs

And i had to find out who i was killing, Who i was killing

Yeah, tried of Drugs

Time to look at the tank and start killing untill i can love them

 

Buy the kits, don't let the kits buy you

Type the Chat, dont let the Chat type you

I'll forever know Tanki

All my people don't care and i say

Buy the kits, don't let the kits buy you

Type the Chat, dont let the Chat type you

I'll forever know Tanki

All my people don't care

 

Of course i want M3's and a paint called Clay

Hit the drugs, and get the crystals in the back

But of that's what i want in, and the reason that i play

Godmode_ON is my tank when he puts me here

 

Forget about the Crystals

I said forget about the Crystals

I'll forever belive in Tanki

Don't Fail, Don't Fail, Don't Fail

Edited by McMacklemore
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Hope this is good! Lol just wrote which came to my mind!

 

 Parody-(Hallelujah)

 

 I have heard that there was a amazing game
My friends played and it pleased them
But you don’t really care for games, do you?
It goes like this
The crystals, the ranks
The minor flip, the major fall
The devs developing Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


Their armor was strong but I needed proof
I saw them fighting on the roof
Their battle in the moonlight overthrew me
They asked me to duel among
They broke my tank,and destroyed my turret
 And from the railgun they  pierced it

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online

Maybe I have done something wrong
I knew them,I’ve talked to them
They used to play alone before I knew them
I've seen their flag on the marble arch
Capture is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Tank

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online



There was a time when they let me know
what’s really their passwords are
But now they never show it to me
I remember i used to log
And play there with all tops

And every moment I wasted their crys

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


Maybe there’s a truth in the game
But all I’ve ever learned from the game

Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew me
It’s not a cry you can hear at a map

It’s not somebody who has seen Gold l
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Tank

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


You know I played the game in vain
I don't even know the rules which pained
But if I did,I would have done better
There's a blaze of light in every word

It doesn't matter which you heard
The Rusty or the broken Tank
Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried too tough
I've drugged and drug, I didn't come to kill you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Gold box fall

With nothing on my tank but drugs on

Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online


Tanki online,Tanki online

Tanki online,Tanki online

 


 

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