Contest [Issue 25] Parody

[Tanker1928374655 133]

Champion (Parody of "Viva la VIda" by Coldplay)

Viva la Vida: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncmL69ZEJ8

 

I used to rule the game
Tanks explode when I shot
Now in the morning I fight alone
Explode on the streets I used
I used to roll in my crystals
Feel the fear in my enemy's tank
Listen as the tanks would shoot
"Now the old champ is dead! Long live the champ!"

One minute was first
Next my d/l ratio fell on me
And I discovered that my base was gone
Upon pillars tanks and pillars of junk

I hear the red team chanting with joy
The red tanks are shooting with joy
Be my railgun, my shaft and thunder
My drive through a field of mines

For some reason I can't explain
Why the gold always lands on me
Not even a single gold
And that was when I ruled the game

It was the drugging tanks
Shot through my tank with there powerful guns
Shattered my tank and got me mad
Tankers couldn't believe what I'd become

Tankers have waited long
For my tank to be destroyed and screwed
Just a tank on a lonely game
Oh, who would ever wanna be a champion?

I hear the red team chanting with joy
The red tanks are shooting with joy
Be my railgun, my shaft and thunder
My drive through a field of mines

For some reason I can't explain
Why the gold always lands on me
Not even a single gold
And that was when I ruled the game

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

I hear the red team chanting with joy
The red tanks are shooting with joy
Be my railgun, my shaft and thunder
My drive through a field of mines

 

For some reason I can't explain
Why the gold always lands on me
Not even a single gold
And that was when I ruled the game

 

Username: Tanker1928374655

Edited August 11, 2014 by Tanker1928374655

[andreaNEW 108]

hey, it's a great challenge for people not "english mother tongue" ... 20000 it's a little reward  :blink:

[Andrewhero100 65]

Reserved

[HAMZATK 79]

Reserved for Eminem <3

[DON646 3]

 

[Parody] Let It Go

 

The snow glows white on the platform tonight

Not a track print to be seen

A map full of mults, 

And it looks like I'm defending.

 

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside

Couldn't keep it in,

Heaven knows I've tried.

 

Don't let them in, 

Don't let them see

Be the nice guy you always have to be

Conceal, don't shoot, don't let them know,

 

Well now they know!

 

Let it go, let it go

Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go

Turn away and blow 'em up!

 

I don't care 

Which drug you're gonna use

Let the war rage on,

The noobs never bothered me anyway!

 

It's funny how some distance

Makes Mammoths seem small

And the fire that once torched me

Can't get to me at all!

 

It's time to see what I can do

To freeze the mults and kill the noobs

No rights, no lefts

No escapes from me

I'm a king!

 

Let it go, let it go

I'm one with the Freeze and Titan

Let it go, let it go

You'll never get away!

 

Here I stand

And here I'll stay

Let the war rage on!

 

My power flurries from the air to the turbine

The fan is spinning at seven thousand one hundred RPM 

And one blow crystallizes like an icy blast

I'm never giving up,

We are winning the war!

 

Let it go, let it go 

And we'll rise like the break of dawn

Let it go, let it go

Those noobs are losing!

 

Here I stand 

Accompanied by mines

Let the war rage on,

The noobs never bothered me anyway! 

 

 

Love It :wub:

[r_davinson46463a0 147]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3V7wWemZ_cs

PARODY OF SKYDOESMINECRAFT: NEW WORLD

 

 

My parody: NEW GAME

 

First i open my eeyyys

Then i saw this beatifull game

I was playing tanki onliiine

It was so fun i could noooot stop!

Tanks go die and tanks go respawn

I could not stop it waaaas so fun!

Players get banned and players get warned it was so cool i could not stop and i play taa taa yeah i play taaanki online! Taaanki online taaanki online! Wooohooooooooho

 

( Some music)

 

I saw players running foooor the flag, staff members working hard till 10

There were: bugs and glitches and a reaaaal big tank!

You could even see a prop is the tank!

How did this happend?, why is it so good?,why are players plaaying this game? What is that? Is that Godmode_On? I gotta kill him with gun!! And i want some xp! And i want to rank uuup!! Cause i want some m3!! When you play taaanki online!

Taaanki online taaaanki online wooohoohohoho

When you play taaaanki online! Taaaanki online taaaanki online woohooohoho

(Some music)

 

Mods, consultants and developers plaaay taaaanki,

either hack or playing fair it's hard to decidee!

When you play taaankiiii online taaaankiii

online taaaankii online woohohohooh

 

(Some music)

 

Taaaankii online taaaankii online taaaannnkii online woohohohho

 

THE END

Edited August 15, 2014 by r_davinson46463a0

[sachet100 1,020]

Parody of:    American Authors - Best Day Of My Life

By: sachet100

 

 

I had a dream so big and loud
that i will rule the game and sound
oh oh oh o
I stretched my hands out to the sky
and put my had to the keyboard 
for the best game of my life

I am never gonna give up for the tanki online

cause its best game that you, don't wanna be offline
This is gonna be the best game of my life
Oh oh oh o
This is gonna be the best game of my life
oh oh oh oh o

there are many maps where

you can destroyed peoples tanks
There are many hull and gun
But all the possibilities
is done by the people of tanki online
oh oh oh o

I hear it people calling outside my window

to play

But I feel my soul doesn't give me to
there are many  ranks which you can get it TOO
You need to play long to get there.

 

Edited August 11, 2014 by sachet100

[r_AjayRaj0 17]

Reserved. Hope I can do it. :)

[ciplius102 0]

:fire_r:reserved   :fire_l:  :excl:

[Usurper 147]

Maroon 5-Yeah baby give me on more night (fight)

Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh

You and i go on

to each there

when gold drop

You and i go rough

we keep shooting each other

and blowing the doors

You and i get so damn

we always keeping a score

You and i get

sick, yeah i know 

we cant fight no more

But babe there you go again

there you go again making me kill you

And i stop using my rail,using my rail

let me go

Try to tell you no

but my tank keeps telling you yes

Try to tell you stop

but your mines got me so out of oil

I ll be waking up 

every morning

probarly trying to escape

But baby there you go again

there you go again

making me kill you

and now i stop using my rail using my rail

let me go

 

:D hope you like it *i may edit if i see any mistakes is it ok>??

[AlphaStarling 13]

When are the results coming?

Edited August 11, 2014 by AlphaStarling

[THE_DASHER 28]

Taken from song '' Monster '' by Imagine Dragons :-

(editing in song from 2nd verse)

Eversince i could remember, everything inside of me 

just wanted to fit in ,

i was never one for pretender

everything i tried to be ,

just wouldnt settle in .... o .. ooo .ooooo

 

If i told u i was a noob , 

would you turn your back on me ?

and if i seem a pro ,

would you be scared ?

 

i get the feeling just because ,

anyone i battle isnt tough enough

that this problem lies in meeeeeeeeeeee...........

 Im only a tanker with a coatch to guide me

im taking a stand to escape whats inside me,

 

A tanker , A tanker ,

i've turned into a pro tanker

A tanker , A tanker 

and it keeps getting stongerrrr ...

 Boooom booom chaakk a booom booom chakkk....

thanks...

[AlphaStarling 13]

In the End-Linkin Park (Parody)

 

One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I made this map
To explain in due time...

(All I know...
Gold is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the turrets swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
Didn’t look out below
Watch the game go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch Gold go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of the war
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I made this map
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Telling the Gold was not my property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so far
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually you never backed be in time...

I've put my trust in you
Fought as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

[r_luffy0 12]

                                                                          Pharrell Williams - Happy Parady

 

                                                                                         It might seem crazy what I'm about say

                                                                                     sunshine she's here, you can take a break

                                                                                 i'm hot air wasp balloon That could go to space

                                                                                  With the air , like i don't care hornet by the way

                                                                                                        because i'm happy

                                                                                 come a long if you feel like hull without a turrent

                                                                                                        because i'm happy

                                                                                  kill along, if you feel like you just got a gold box

                                                                                                        because i'm happy

                                                                                     kill along, if you feel the happiness in you

                                                                                                        because i'm happy

                                                                                 kill along, if you feel like that's what you wanna do

                                                                                here come bad news talking about hornet and wasp

                                                                                   yeah, give me all you got hornet , don't hold back

                                                                                   well, i should probably warn you i will be just fine

                                                                                           no offense to you don't waste your time 

                                                                                     bring me down, can,t bring me down hornet

                                                                                                            your rank to low

                                                                                i said bring me down, you can't bring me down hornet

                                                                                                                       i said

                                                                                                            because, i'm HAPPY.  

[Valkyrie23 17]

Jingle bells parody

 

Dashing through the map

  In a useless little wasp

  O'er the fields we go

  Dying all the way

  Shots from shaft are ringing

  Making spirits scared

  What fun it is to drive and sing

  A tanki song tonight!

 

  Oh

  Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks,

  Mine blow up all the time.

  Oh! what fun it is to drive

  In a nooby m0 wasp.

  Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks

  I think I died agian;

  Oh! what fun it is to drive

  In a nooby m0 wasp.

  

  Logging on tonight,

  Oh crap I have been hacked,

  Im sending a report to tanki,

  Lets just wait patiently.

  My crystals are all gone,

  There are a million drugs,

  I think I got to change my password for it's worth

  

  Oh

  Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks,

  Mine blow up all the time.

  Oh! what fun it is to drive

  In a nooby m0 wasp.

  Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks

  I think I died agian;

  Oh! what fun it is to drive

  In a nooby m0 wasp.

 

 

 

theres mine :D

[totaly_the_best 0]

 

                                  the duck song                                                  

 

 

 

 

a tank drove up to a lemonade stall you got any paints no but i got some nice cold home made lemonade so he drove away till the very next day

 

                                                                             bam bam bam bam bu dum

 

the tank drove up to the lemonade stall you got any paints no but i got some nice cold home made lemonade so he drove away till the very next day

 

                                                                               bam bam bam bam bu dum

 

the tank drove up to the lemonade stall you got any paints yes oh said the tank but i want some nice cold home lemonade 

 

                                                                           he drove away he drove away

 

 

 

 

sorry  about  modifications

[Miracle_Quip 1]

parody or Let It Go by Demi Levato

 

weaving my way in and out or tanks being so OP

but when i try to get in close the tanks just go and flee

I'm trying so hard to get a kill

but maybe it just wasnt meant to be

 

they arent coming so I go for the flag

I try but this stupid lag

but then I break free from this you see

I'm free

 

come on bro try getting me

when I'm so hot and so OP

I go 'cross the bridge

all the druggers after me

 

but with a nitro

and some serious skills

i run away for the thrills

 

it's almost funny

how easy it is

to get away like this

so eat my dust

 

too good for you

you snooze you lose

dont you see

I'm home free

 

I capture the flag

no matter the limits or the lag

so good for you

you'll never see me die

 

here i am, happy and blithe

wish you could be on this side

so you could see how good i am

 

but what is this an alarm is sounding all around

a gold box has finally been found

it drops i see it righ there in front of me

making a leap of faith to have some glee

 

i get it finally, such a great feeling to be the best

the adrenaline pumping from my head to my feet

all of the others suffering defeat

im being so OP

[halfdevil333 0]

 

       TANKI LOVE      (BRUNO MARS - GRENADE)

 

 

Easy death, easy kill 

That's just how you live, oh

Take, take, take all my gold

But you never give

Should've known you was Evil

From the first shot

Had your shaft zoomed right in

Why was it zoomed?

 

Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the Garage

You tossed it in the Garage, you did

To give me all your Gold is all I ever asked

'Cause what you don't understand is...

 

I'd catch a rail for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on a flame for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'd jump in front of a tank for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Oh, I would go through all this death

Take a rail straight through my tank

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same

 

No, no, no, no

 

Pink, pink, pink and white

That's the paint of my love

Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from

Mad tank, bad tank

That's just what you are

Yeah, you'll join my team but then u will push me of a bridge

 

 

 

by me (thats: halfdevil333)

[shockwave24 6]

The Epic Comeback- (let it go parody)

 

The snow glows white in noise tonight
Not a tyremark to be seen.
A sense of war arises,
I focus on my screen,
tanks blow up, flags are taken

My team looks battered
the mammoth-twins has awaken

 

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
a stunning victory I forsee
Conceal the mines ive laid
don't let them know
Well now they know

 

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go
“Take this you stupid tank” I roar
I don't care
what they're going to say
call me a drugger, call me a noob,
Those puny tanks never bothered me anyway

[TIMI 1,080]

Wake Me Up by Avicii

-Let Me Play

 

Feeling my way through the darkness

Guided by a hornet

I can't tell when I will be a generalissimo

But I know I have a long way to go

 

They tell me that I am to low ranked to beet them

They say that I am addicted to join the red side

The Tanks will pass me by if I don't concentrate

Well That's fine by me

 

So Let Me Play! When its all over

When I am Better and I have ranked

All this time I was time I was practicing

And I didn't know I was a Noob

 

So, Let Me Play ! When it's all over

When I am better and I have ranked

All this time I was practicing

And I didn't know I was a Noob

 

I tried carrying the weight of the clan

But I only had 2 M2's

Hope I get the chance to travel all the maps

But I don't have any plans 

 

Wish That I could rank up quick

Not afraid to lose my tank

Tanki's a journey made for everyone

And Crystals is the prize

 

So Let Me Play! When its all over

When I am Better and I have ranked

All this time I was time I was practicing

And I didn't know I was a Noob

 

So Let Me Play! When its all over

When I am Better and I have ranked

All this time I was practicing

And I didn't know I was a Noob

 

Didn't know I was a Noob

Didn't know I was a Noob

I didn't know I was a Noob

I didn't know(didn't know didn't know)

 

Edited August 12, 2014 by TIMI

[r_mitchlight0 1]

baby are you not going to lose

 

tank  your not going down down down  even if  you fined a golden box yey yey yey even if tanki crashes

 

but if it ever crashes you can still play because TANK your not going down down down even if its a flag or a person kills you still not going to lose.

 

hope u enjoyed this its from (baby are u down down down ) I love this song a lot this its only half of it I had to change some word to tank or tanki because like u said it has to have tanki  in its I hope you enjoyed it. have a very good day:)

Edited August 12, 2014 by r_mitchlight0

[thebitlit 2]

Hello..

glad to make the first post with a song..

The original song  is "We Will Rock You" from "Queens"

 

it was changed as follows..

 

TO Rock You

 

buddy you're a wasp

make a big noise hitting

in kungur be a big titan someday

 

you got mines on yo way

a shaft on yo head

ripping your tank all over the place

 

singing

T...O.. T...O.. rock you

T...O.. T...O.. rock you

 

buddy your rail gun freeze gun

serving in the field gonna make some peace

someday

you got thunder on yo chest

a big shaft at west

waving your flag all over the place

take it!

 

T...O.. T...O.. rock you..(take it!..Ah!)

T...O.. T...O.. rock you

 

buddy your titan, viking

rolling with your clan gonna make you more

fun day

you got gold on the head

a big heart shake

it's time for the get back with an upgrade

do it!

 

T...O.. T...O..  rock you..(do it!..Ah!)

T...O.. T...O..  rock you..(everybody)

T...O.. T...O..  rock you

T...O.. T...O..  rock you

Edited August 11, 2014 by thebitlit

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

Welcome to the Club - Gold Box Appears

 

It's alright a Gold Box is about to come,

we all say Gold Box coming!

 

This box is very special now

so lets drug together

but I don't like drugging I am scaring myself away!

 

The gold box is about come now everybody have to stay still

this is an emergency, I gotta get it now (X4)

 

So get the gold box

so we can get 1000

ccrryyssttaallss

 

Right now standing inside peace

I am freaking out

cause were here to get the gold box

 

The gold box is about come now everybody have to stay still

this is an emergency, I gotta get it now (X4)

 

So get the gold box

so we can get 1000

ccrryyssttaallss

 

Right now standing inside peace

I am freaking out

cause were here to get the gold box

 

 

Original Song

 

It's alright
You're ready for the night
Of your life
Stars will shine so bright
They say
We're dancing the stress away

This beat
Is underneath your feet
Right now
Together we will meet
This place
Will blow your mind away

Welcome to the club now
Gonna pump it up now
This is an emergency
Music is my galaxy

Welcome to the club now
Everybody up now
We've gotta going on
Till the break of dawn

Welcome to the club now
Gonna pump it up now
This is an emergency
Music is my galaxy

Welcome to the club now
Everybody up now
We've gotta going on
Till the break of dawn
So put the record on

So put the record on

So put the record on

To the club now

To the club now

Right now we're standing here in line
Open up the door mr frankenstein
Cause we're here to dance the night away, hey hey

Welcome to the club now
gOnna pump it up now
this is an emergency
music is my galaxy

Welcome to the club now
Everybody up now
We've got it goin on
till the break of dawn

Welcome to the club now
gOnna pump it up now
this is an emergency
music is my galaxy

Welcome to the club now
Everybody up now
We've got it goin on
till the break of dawn

So put the record on

So put the record on

To the club now

To the club now

.................
..................
.................
.................
.................

To the club now

Jump

To the club now

Welcome to the club now
GOnna pump it up now
This is an emergency
Music is my galaxy

Welcome to the club now
Everybody up now
We've got it goin on
till the break of dawn
So put the record on

[thunder247 8]

lol, am sure most of you have heard BARBIE GIRL, well here is a parody for TANKI GIRL...lol....here goes....

 

"Tanki Girl"

 

Hi Tanki !!

Hi Ken!!!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken!

Jump in...

 

I'm a Tanki girl, in the Tanki world

Life in hornet, it's fantastic!

You can aim my hull, scope me everywhere,

Termination , death  is self destruction.

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

 

 

I'm a noobie hull, in a Serpuhov world

AIM me up, make it right, I'm your dolly

You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the paint in pink,

Push me here, bump me there, hanky panky...

You can aim, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

 

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

 

I'm a Tanki girl, in the Tanki world

Life in hornet, it's fantastic!

You can aim my hull, scope me everywhere

Termination, life is your creation

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

 

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

 

Make me stop, make me lock, do whatever you please

I can act like a noob, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, hornet friend, let us do it again,

Hit the town, noob around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

 

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Tanki, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

 

 

 

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Tanki, we're just getting started

Oh, I love you Ken!

 

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What do the normal players say? (What does the fox say?  - Ylvis)

 

Tank goes boom, Noobs go ow!

Pro's go ha, and we're not beat.

Mod's in charge, get banned bro.

We're the best. Do you know...

 

What do the normal players say?

 

Wohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hu-hu-ha-hoo.

Da-di-hee-hee-ha-hoo-ha-dee-da-do

 

Wohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hu-hu-ha-hoo.

Da-di-hee-hee-ha-hoo-ha-dee-da-do

 

Best in teams, bad alone.

May be strong but may be weak.

 

It's just how it is. Depends on drugs.

And intelligence! Waho!

 

Maybe there's pro's, and maybe there's con's...

 

What do the normal players say?

 

Bwaha-ha-he-hah-ha-ta-hatie-ho!

Boom-di-da-too-ta-ti-da-hooo!!

 

How good are you?

It may be a mystery...

 

It's for you to decide! 

IF YOUR PROOO!!!

 

(Music at end)

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Thank you. That was my entry. Good luck to all!

Edited August 11, 2014 by Daniel898