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[Issue 28] Halloween Poems


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Hovering UFO tanks, of years gone by

Armored-up Mammoths on drugs, that make everyone cry.

Lighting-fast Wasps burning all with Fire

Leaving a base of queezing tanks, a choir.

Only a day for the discount, driving everyone crazy

While the V-Log goes on, always starting with that daisy.

Each server is full of spammers and traders galore

Enticing me to forgo this game's otherwise sterling repertoire. 

Never again will I play on Halloween.

 

 

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I spawn,

And start my progression to the enemy lawn.

I go to a corner and peek right and left,

Of hostiles, my view is bereft.

An ally hits the Three,

And I look up to see,

His corpse,near the flag, is soaring toward a tree.

Where is he hiding

That monster on Viking

I cannot see him

And that makes my mission even more grim.

I hit a Two and charge for the flag once again,

And I speedily hurry around a bend

To see the ground behind me

Get pelted in a red shot of fury

He missed me,

But that is a miraculous rarity.

I sprint back to base under allied fire

While still acting out the present progressive form of perspire.

My base buildings are not whole,

In fact I see right there, a hole!

Realizing my plight

I go and take flight.

I fend off attackers with resolution gold,

All from my usual stronghold.

However I'm still baseridden

Due to the enemy that remains hidden.

I take a breath, and then, a peek,

Only to hit a Railgunner's orange streak.

I rush back under my cover to find,

A freeze that seems ready to put me in a bind.

But a Thunderous splash comes right from behind me,

Sending the cold-hearted killer away, immediately.

I hear the hopeful sound of our flag returning,

And just then my hull begins burning!

I turn around and finish him off,

While an Isida friend cleans the damage right off.

I dash through my base,

Oh what a race!

The opposing terror's presence has yet to be shown,

And by now, I think I should've known.

But to my flag I went, up and over the ramp,

When I got nailed so hard, I nearly knocked over the lamp.

I scream through my house, amazed by my enemy's craft,

I HATE that darn Shaft!

 

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