[Forum Game] Ask A Silly Question

[Guest Maserati]

Depends on what kind of shells you're speaking.

 

Sea shells ? Searching for pearls ?

Program shells ? Hacking systems ?

 

Anyway, you have an uncontrollable urge, it seems.

 

Am I to be your psychiatrist ?

Hell no,

Where is the TO toilet? - I am serious :P

[r_beiwa0 2]

Located in many of the structures on the maps, which are, as everybody knows, abandoned.

Don't ask about their status of functionality and clean... erm ...

 

Or do you want my vehicule to give you, erm, cover in the field ?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Uhh........because I have awesome sweg glasses? B)

 

Why does Smoky have a crit hit?

[Shedinja 1,488]

Because, it needed to be special, and not just your average peashooter. *cough cough* Thunder w/o splash *cough*

 

Why does the Invader paint not allow you to hover from the top of the board and fire down?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Because Boeing wouldn't loan their hover-ship blueprints. :P

 

Why can't I play Tanki all the time? :lol:

[ibrahim823 293]

CAUSE TIME DOESNT LIKE YOU

Edited March 3, 2015 by ibrahim823

[I3eg-For-Mercy 1,102]

No question for me...

Why do you need crystals to buy something in tanki?

[Shedinja 1,488]

Because the boy who likes drinking melted platinum bars took all of the metal currency. Those gold boxes? They're actually just fancy-lookin' wood boxes painted with dyes, then given a laminate finish. Crystals are what makes the world go 'round. And now, a moment of silence for the kid who drank all that platinum and had his organ system eternally encased...

 

What exactly is a gankhannery?

[Thegrudge2910 3]

A 'grand cannery bird' spelt wrong .

What are Gonds?

[Shedinja 1,488]

Slang for gondolas.

 

Why does hot chocolate not come from the water fountains?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Slang for gondolas.

 

Why does hot chocolate not come from the water fountains?

Because whoever wished for that to be so drank all the chocolate before you could get to it.

 

Why can't wishing wells give me a Corvette?

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Because of the goats . I have to tell you a secret , the goats are part of the illujahrgkarhgagghgaasdf HELP uysfgsmmyyv. Behhh 

 

Why do you foolish humans think that we are stupid ?

[corpsecrusher2 53]

Cuz we eat you

 

How can i travel through space on a horse?

[andysawosome 0]

Because they like pizza.

 

Why do pianos sing?

because they cant eat

 

y does my toilet gurgle?

Edited March 12, 2015 by andysawosome

[fahim_the_boss 1,519]

Ask a facepalm question and give a facepalm answer. e.g

 

Player 1: Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

Player 2: A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.

              Q: Where do mice parks their boat?

Player 1: A: At Hickory Dickory Dock.

              Q: ...?

 

This goes on...

[fahim_the_boss 1,519]

Why does the noob calls the pro a "noob" ?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Because it can't whisper to you.

 

Why do Frogs croak?

[genak138 950]

They have a short lifespan.

Why do Rico balls bounce?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Because the "PRO" posted a duplicate topic. :rolleyes:

 

Why will this topic be closed?

[genak138 950]

Because it won't. :rolleyes:

Why do people make duplicate topics? 

[deadtoyou 2,502]

They don't Search and Rescue themselves from embarrassment.

 

Why do I have to go soon?

Edited March 13, 2015 by deadtoyou

[genak138 950]

Because you have to go to bed. 

Why do you like lasagna? (You know you do, admit it) 

P.S.

 

 

 

Edited March 13, 2015 by genak138

[L3IGONARY 6]

I like lasagna because it has cheese in it.

 

Why am I always right (You're not is not a valid answer)?

[Aihab1 573]

Because you don't know how to go left.

 

Why do a person creates forum game?

[Aihab1 573]

Because rico balls like to dance.

Why is a hornet called a hornet?

Edited March 13, 2015 by Aihab1