[Guide] How to use a book.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

A book can be found in any house and probably in your house too. But do you really know how to use a book properly? Here's a guide of best tips to use a book!

A book is a good way of communication.

Yes, that's right, you can communicate using book. How? Let's say you're watching soccer and it's the hottest time of the game. Suddenly, you want to drink tea and you can't ask your wife to get you some tea because she's listening to music with her headsets and can't hear you. Of course, you can't go to the kitchen and get some tea for yourself, because you can miss a goal. What you all need to do is to throw a book to your wife and tell her to get some tea for you. She will say "OK, honey, I'll get some for you". At first times, it will hurt her a bit, but she will get used to it, don't worry.

A book is a safe place to keep your money.

Let's say you want to hide your money from your children. They will find it in anywhere you put it in and of course, spend it. But, there is a place that you can keep it safely. Yes, you can keep it in a book! Just get an encyclopedia, open a random page and put your money there. They ain't even gonna search them in a book, so your money will be kept safely. But, if you see your money is disappeared, congratulations, your children read books :)

A book is a great tool to hide yourself.

If you are going to a restaurant with your girl or boyfriend, take a book with yourself. People that know you can see you there and report it to your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend), but they logically can't if you hide yourself with a book. And even if they recognize you and tell your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend) "We have seen your son (daughter/gf/bf) reading a book with another girl (boy)", your dad (mom/gf/bf) ain't gonna believe them, because, you don't read books!

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Edited November 23, 2014 by jokersus.cava

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A book can be found in any house and probably in your house too. But do you really know how to use a book properly? Here's a guide of best tips to use a book!

A book is a good way of communication.

Yes, that's right, you can communicate using book. How? Let's say you're watching soccer and it's the hottest time of the game. Suddenly, you want to drink tea and you can't ask your wife to get you some tea because she's listening to music with her headsets and can't hear you. Of course, you can't go to the kitchen and get some tea for yourself, because you can miss a goal. What you all need to do is to throw a book to your wife and tell her to get some tea for you. She will say "OK, honey, I'll get some for you". At first times, it will hurt her a bit, but she will get used to it, don't worry.

A book is a safe place to keep your money.

Let's say you want to hide your money from your children. They will find it in anywhere you put it in and of course, spend it. But, there is a place that you can keep it safely. Yes, you can keep it in a book! Just get an encyclopedia, open a random page and put your money there. They ain't even gonna search them in a book, so your money will be kept safely. But, if you see your money is disappeared, congratulations, your children read books :)

A book is a great tool to hide yourself.

If you are going to a restaurant with your girl or boyfriend, take a book with yourself. People that know you can see you there and report it to your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend), but they logically can't if you hide yourself with a book. And even if they recognize you and tell your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend) "We have seen your son (daughter/gf/bf) reading a book with another girl (boy)", your dad (mom/gf/bf) ain't gonna believe them, because, you don't read books!

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Hm...How can I put this? You've kind of overdid it at the last one, pal. The first is quite irrelevant for me since I'm not married. :P Not exactly helpful. :P But I'll try it with someone else though I'm sure I'll get a beating. :) Second one is quite irrelevant too, I'm not married ---> Not have children, apparently. But I think I'll try those with my parents but I think my cash would be long gone as they read more than me. :) Anyways, keep up the good work. :)

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

 

A book can be found in any house and probably in your house too. But do you really know how to use a book properly? Here's a guide of best tips to use a book!

A book is a good way of communication.

Yes, that's right, you can communicate using book. How? Let's say you're watching soccer and it's the hottest time of the game. Suddenly, you want to drink tea and you can't ask your wife to get you some tea because she's listening to music with her headsets and can't hear you. Of course, you can't go to the kitchen and get some tea for yourself, because you can miss a goal. What you all need to do is to throw a book to your wife and tell her to get some tea for you. She will say "OK, honey, I'll get some for you". At first times, it will hurt her a bit, but she will get used to it, don't worry.

A book is a safe place to keep your money.

Let's say you want to hide your money from your children. They will find it in anywhere you put it in and of course, spend it. But, there is a place that you can keep it safely. Yes, you can keep it in a book! Just get an encyclopedia, open a random page and put your money there. They ain't even gonna search them in a book, so your money will be kept safely. But, if you see your money is disappeared, congratulations, your children read books :)

A book is a great tool to hide yourself.

If you are going to a restaurant with your girl or boyfriend, take a book with yourself. People that know you can see you there and report it to your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend), but they logically can't if you hide yourself with a book. And even if they recognize you and tell your mom (dad or other girl/boyfriend) "We have seen your son (daughter/gf/bf) reading a book with another girl (boy)", your dad (mom/gf/bf) ain't gonna believe them, because, you don't read books!

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More tips are coming soon, please upvote, if you want more.

 

Donot insult books

[SportsKing700 153]

i can summarize how to use a book: open the cover, turn the pages and read

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Did you know that you can also eat books . They taste like unicorns .

 

Donot insult books

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[jazz20 1,181]

A book is a safe place to keep your money.

Let's say you want to hide your money from your children. They will find it in anywhere you put it in and of course, spend it. But, there is a place that you can keep it safely. Yes, you can keep it in a book! Just get an encyclopedia, open a random page and put your money there. They ain't even gonna search them in a book, so your money will be kept safely. But, if you see your money is disappeared, congratulations, your children read books :)

More tips are coming soon, please upvote, if you want more.

Idk about this. I lost $20 once because I lost the book .-.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

^ how to bring alive a dead topic

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

^bump

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I wish this was in the Archive now. It's been so long now I feel I don't follow with your ideas. :P

[lukey0 27,543]

I'll look in every book in my local library now in case there is hidden money inside.  :ph34r:   :P

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

I'll look in every book in my local library now in case there is hidden money inside.  :ph34r:   :P

Of course, there is, libraries are the safest banks, didn't you know?

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Of course, there is, libraries are the safest banks, didn't you know?

Hmmmm ... I am off to the library ... Want money so badly 

[lnstantly 1,020]

. _.

[dilsharox 2,395]

not bad

[c-o-n-q-u-e-s-t 1,918]

Really? Is this the best guide you can find?