Funeral Service for Crystal Drops

[beaku 2,656]

well it aint, but you want to make a rebellion :ph34r: xD

More of a secret society :ph34r:

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

More of a secret society :ph34r:

Traitor! you arent a good person for becoming a mod :p

you want to use it to overthrow the Devs :ph34r:

[corpsecrusher2 53]

I remember when i was WO5 and i collected 15000 crystals in 1 day, i will miss you crystal boxes, RIP.

[beaku 2,656]

Traitor! you arent a good person for becoming a mod :p

you want to use it to overthrow the Devs :ph34r:

I've told enough already. Now I have to go to my lab to resume the top secret research *evil laugh* :D

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

I've told enough already. Now I have to go to my lab to resume the top secret research *evil laugh* :D

*Reported ._.*

[obsidianlover4242 2]

*Reported ._.*

Dude, he doesn't really want to do that.

[beaku 2,656]

Dude, he doesn't really want to do that.

Don't worry, he doesn't mean to report. :D

[samuelmanasseh 35]

u will still be a myth in the game.

[chrome1234567 9]

i will remember them and the fight on the on taking them :D

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Don't worry, he doesn't mean to report. :D

I dont know how did he really think I reported :p

I know Ive even pressed the button in the pic but still xD

[c-o-n-q-u-e-s-t 1,918]

ok

[shayanshiny 1,925]

:(

[l.Godmode_0N 636]

bring the crystal box back...i demand answers :( 

[deadmanrising 715]

There was no reason to remove them, just because the idea of making 100 crystal boxes failed does not mean they should be removed overall, it was one of the features in the game that didn't make gameplay go overkill and over competitive

[squirlltalkrocks 1,663]

Also if anyone noticed. R.I.P. crystal hunters!

I was one: polygon dm no killing, just waiting for crystals to fall so I could get them, and of course gold boxes.

soR.I.P. crystal hunters :(

[N-o_One1 1]

We are all gathered here today to grieve the loss of a good friend, Crystal Boxes. We all remember you, and always will. You were an essential part of the world. You were the best friend of all new players. We remember when you were young and looked like this:

 

 

We also remember your middle age, when you looked like this:

 

 

 

And we remember your last few months, when you looked like this:

 

 

 

 

You were born young and small, only worth one crystal. You were like this for years, in the golden days before the first rebalance. Back then you could buy M3 Twins the same rank you could buy M0 Freeze. Then one day you grew ten times bigger, so that you were now worth ten crystals. But the Russians couldn't stand this, and increased the price of everything by ten.

Then, over time, you changed appearance several times. At the very end of your life, you grew to be worth Twenty five, fifty, and even one hundred crystals. 

Perhaps you went to far at the end. This defiance was too much. The Russians came. They kidnapped you for a week, and cruelly murdered you in their Russian prison. The Russians, also known as the developers, showed no remorse. You were kidnapped and never seen again. 

 

You gleaming blueness has always inspired me with awe. We all remember the rush of capturing a hard earned crystal. Think of the newbies. They will never see you. They will only here vague rumors of the fact that once crystals literally fell from the sky. Think of how dull and blank their life will be! The empty battles, full of bloodshed and killing, are utterly devoid of crystals. Even the drugs blandly fall, seeming sad about the disappearance of their friend.

 

Your passing marked an all time low in the tankiworld. A few days after your death, the devs turned on the so called night battles. But we all know that they only introduced night battles as a scheme save power. It takes a ton of electricity to light so many maps at once. The step of 'adding night battles' (cutting the power) only revealed their motive behind the murder of crystals. It was to save money. It was getting simply to expensive to drop hundreds of crystals every battle. So they brutally kidnapped and murdered crystal drops. Now the maps are dark and empty, with tanks whimsically murdering each other. It is a land of misery, gloom, and malevolence without you, crystal boxes. 

 

You were our hero. You were perhaps the only one striving to make tanki online better, the only one arguing with the developers. You were the only true warrior.

You see, crystals were the only thing keeping the world running. When they left, everything spiraled out of control. The night battles. The gold boxes, which now drop only twenty seconds after warning. Shafts now have laser eyes, because they went blind with the sadness of a world without crystal drops. The competition and sport of crystal catching is now gone, leaving tankers angry and violent. It is now a crazy sickening world of pointless destruction. 

 

Tears are now rolling down my face, forming a puddle underneath me... I can hardly right this. But I do it for a greater good... to tell the public of the true facts behind the passing of crystal boxes. But it is so so hard to recant the details... almost as hard as Semyon's whip on my back. You see, I was captured by the Russians and brought to the torture chamber of the same Russian prison as the crystals. But I learned the secrets, and I am determined to tell you. 

 

The devs will probably make up excuses. They will say:

"Crystals don't drop anymore because the pterodactyl that dropped them went half blind, so they had to put symbols on the ground to point out where the pterodactyl should drop the crystals. But then the old pterodactyl died, so he couldn't drop them anymore. Then they will say that Godmode_ON shot out the sun, so that there are night battles. (he does have Semyon's family hostage)."        But all of this is lies. Everything I have told you is the truth.

 

If you liked the  crystal boxes, tell the new players. Keep your screenshots with crystal boxes in them. Fight back against the Devs, and Remember the crystals!

 

If you want crystals drops back in the game in some form, give this an up vote.

Removing the crystals dropping was the best update

[Excyte 569]

Awesome story you really got talent for that! , But think about this how much tankers will go for the crystal boxes or a kill, direct crystals are always better so you slowly start getting people who are focusing on taking Just the crystal boxes. And there is the start ...

[Excyte 569]

Also if anyone noticed. R.I.P. crystal hunters!

I was one: polygon dm no killing, just waiting for crystals to fall so I could get them, and of course gold boxes.

soR.I.P. crystal hunters :(

It was practically multing since you didn't kill opponents and didn't went for capturing, that is what now people gets blocked.

Edited June 12, 2015 by Excyte

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

Bye Crystal Boxes :(

[applications_tanki 129]

 "I can hardly right this."

 

-_-  LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!! IT IS NOT RIGHT IT IS WRIGHT!!! :angry:  shame on you.