Contest [Issue 31] Describe This in 100 Words!

[Kevred 1,586]

um.. snipe3000 why are cheating by using more 1 than more account's so u can't win sorry :(

It is still unclear if he's snipe3000. We'll see.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Oh no it's perfectly fine. no worries.

 

Well said! And "Kev' please.

Oh thank you, I hoped I wasn't breaking an "Unseen" rule. :D

 

Ok! "Kev" it is from now on. :)

 

(I usually go by "Josh" but I don't really care if I hear "Joshua" sometimes. :)) No offense....just making small talk :)

Edited February 16, 2015 by deadtoyou

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

Someone should tell TURBO-NUKE that the restriction is 125 words max only.

[stuartb 234]

It is still unclear if he's snipe3000. We'll see.

well kev I'd u go into elite night parkourist page 100 and read all of it u will be something u might want to know it so yeah snipe is not going to win but I won't even so yep snipe is OUT!

[deadtoyou 2,502]

well kev I'd u go into elite night parkourist page 100 and read all of it u will be something u might want to know it so yeah snipe is not going to win but I won't even so yep snipe is OUT!

That's not nice to snipe3000, and if meowmeow3000 is a alt of snipe, you're not being very nice to either of them......

[Meowmeow3000 2]

um.. snipe3000 why are cheating by using more 1 than more account's so u can't win sorry :(

 

 

It is still unclear if he's snipe3000. We'll see.

 

well kev I'd u go into elite night parkourist page 100 and read all of it u will be something u might want to know it so yeah snipe is not going to win but I won't even so yep snipe is OUT!

 

~Deleted~ Didnt know there was rule against multiple accounts.

 

Umm...

 

That's not nice to snipe3000, and if meowmeow3000 is a alt of snipe, you're not being very nice to either of them......

Thank you 

---

 

 

Oh and stuart 

1.) I could kick you out of club for insult (just a warning)

2.) Um i didnt log in on this account since i made

3.) I asked Kev in a PM whether or not he accepted multiple account entries

 

so yeah don't mess with me oh and i am snipe3000

[Kevred 1,586]

Oh thank you, I hoped I wasn't breaking an "Unseen" rule. :D

 

Ok! "Kev" it is from now on. :)

 

(I usually go by "Josh" but I don't really care if I hear "Joshua" sometimes. :)) No offense....just making small talk :)

*attempts to change the topic and prevent a nuclear war*

 

K, JoshuAAAAA

[Kevred 1,586]

Someone should tell TURBO-NUKE that the restriction is 125 words max only.

Great idea! As long as someone else does it :P

[deadtoyou 2,502]

*attempts to change the topic and prevent a nuclear war*

 

K, JoshuAAAAA

#humorisrefreshing :lol:

 

Great idea! As long as someone else does it :P

LOL

[austinmyles 114]

I was playing a causal Polygon Control Point match trying

out my new combo and it was a close battle.

Then suddenly Gold box will be dropped soon appeared. I

was just killing a hammer dictator combo when it appeared.

With adrenaline rushing through my veins i rushed around the

map looking for the drop zone. Then i saw it

but i wasn't the only one everyone was rushing toward

the spot hoping to grab the juicy crystals in that

small box. everyone saw it was like my heart stopped

beating it was majestic floating down with chaos all around.

[Wishtaker97 62]

By: Wishtaker97

 

Glancing back at my fatal past and at my record of never catching a Gold, I had given up upon myself to ever see it again. Nevertheless, at a polygon CP I was merrily gliding along under the hood of my tank, happily freezing passerby’s and comrades when, the daunting sound of the siren rang within me. I sat up, breathing hard. Finding the spot wasn’t hard. Although I had suffered a couple of hits, I regained myself. Just then, the sight of the most hated drop box filled me with awe. I panicked. It was at an arm’s length away. My heart beat faster as memories of missed gold boxes flooded me. And then the most obvious thing happened. I had missed again! 

124 words..

Edited February 17, 2015 by Wishtaker97

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

im mlg so i caught gold

 

other tanks should just deal with it

 

[Athena369 265]

Oh thank you, I hoped I wasn't breaking an "Unseen" rule. :D

 

Ok! "Kev" it is from now on. :)

 

(I usually go by "Josh" but I don't really care if I hear "Joshua" sometimes. :)) No offense....just making small talk :)

I prefer to call josh, pig ok? 3 letters < 4letters = big difference. I'm not referring to you btw ;)..... Edited February 17, 2015 by Athena369

[stuartb 234]

Umm...

 

 

Thank you 

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Oh and stuart 

1.) I could kick you out of club for insult (just a warning)

2.) Um i didnt log in on this account since i made

3.) I asked Kev in a PM whether or not he accepted multiple account entries

 

so yeah don't mess with me oh and i am snipe3000

see I will beat u any day of the week!

[GoldRock 6,165]

3.) I asked Kev in a PM whether or not he accepted multiple account entries

Multiple entries from different accounts are allowed?

[snipe3000 678]

Multiple entries from different accounts are allowed?

No. but thats why i was asking 

[Flexoo 6,980]

so much entries with this  "Gold box will be dropped soon" ...... o_O

i wonder how many players/participants will add this to their entries. (originality)

[blackopspaul 753]

We can't win with Goldrock here...

[benjiblob 99]

Yes, a recent battle, I remember vividly. My chance to become a hero, to take a gold! But, of course I, the dictator, fell in the hands of Gangster_000 and erikxxxx. They were the worst for my whole career, always finding ways to thwart me and each other. So no surprise, just a regular day where  they achieve some more glory. I was so glad that Erik missed the gold- he was always the one to take it-  what a shame for him to miss one! And he deserved it, by a long shot. Now everyone could disgrace him, saying "Haha, Gangster got it, haha!"

 

Or not. instant replay shows....is it mine.....

 

 

 

CcC-Tanki got it.

 

 

Word count: 117 (I think)

Edited February 17, 2015 by benjiblob

[GoldRock 6,165]

We can't win with Goldrock here...

[blackopspaul 753]

lol :lol:

[snipe3000 678]

so much entries with this  "Gold box will be dropped soon" ...... o_O

i wonder how many players/participants will add this to their entries. (originality)

I was the first one with it (originality)

[greyat 2,972]

I was the first one with it (originality)

Oh please, originality will probably be a fairly minimal factor. If your entry is mediocre to the point where the originality plays a role in deciding whether it wins... meh.

[Invictus 201]

Polygon CP: A Choose your Own Adventure Story

(Each path has the same amount of words any way you go)

 

Start here

 

Just another day in Tanki Online.  You join a Polygon CP with some friends.  In the midst of red and blue notifications at the top of your screen a bright orange banner appears.

 

^(33 Words)^

 

You ignore the banner--->Go to #1

You read the banner--->Go to #2 

 

^(8 Words)^

 

 

#1

 

You ignore the string of words at the top of your screen and see the chat box going berserk.  You realize what the bright orange notification was.

 

^(27 Words)^

 

This is a rare opportunity, you

Double armor to avoid getting killed--->Go to #3

Double speed to find the drop zone--->Go to #4

Change into dictator--->Go to #5

 

^(22 Words)^

 

 

#2

 

You read the notification quickly. You feel the adrenaline coursing through your body.  This is a rare opportunity to gain some much needed crystals quickly and easily.  

 

^(27 Words)^

 

This is a rare opportunity, you

Double armor to avoid getting killed--->Go to #3

Double speed to find the drop zone--->Go to #4

You change into dictator--->Go to #5

 

^(23 Words)^

 

 

#3

 

Dying here is not an option.  A Hammer shoots at you.  Luckily, you have a double armor equipped.  The Hammer shot stunts you into the air and you catch the gold box.  Congratulations!!

 

^(33 Words)^

 

 

#4

 

Your one priority is to get to the drop zone.  You see a swarm of tanks and realize your double speed is useless.  Before you reach the pile, a Hammer shoots you. Dead.

 

^(33 Words)^

 

 

#5

 

You quickly change into your dictator.  What luck!  You spawn right on the drop zone.  You’re directly under the gold box when suddenly a hornet snags it in midair.  Better luck next time!

 

^(33 Words)^

 

 

No matter what path you went down, I hope you enjoyed!

 

If you completed your adventure on one path the word count is 123

Edited February 19, 2015 by Invictus

[GoldRock 6,165]

Undeniably clever. However, I would like to point out that...

 

You choose to ignore the banner—Go to #1

You read the banner--Go to #2 

 

 

 

This is a chance you can’t mess up, you

Pop a double armor to avoid getting killed---Go to #3

Use a double speed to try to find the drop zone---Go to #4

You decide to change your hull to dictator---Go to #5

...when including the instructions contained within the paths, the total word count is 176 words - significantly above the upper limit. I'd argue that they're really a central part of the story you've created, and that you'd therefore have an unfair advantage if these parts aren't included in the total word count.