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I decided to start a new series called "Tanki Fake-Commercials", this topic is for fun, and technically is Tanki related

 

HEY GAMERS! Tired of losing battles? Having to fight battle where you're the lowest rank? Tired of being called names when you just can't reach a high enough score? Tired of getting killed right before that power-up or scoring the flag? Well we got a something for you! Introducing: Awesome in a Bottle! 

 

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This brand-new, state-of-the-art liquid doesn't even need to be drank! Just stick it into the fuel of your tank and watch the engine die- I mean watch the awesome begin! Using our top-secret, state-of-the-art colored water with dishwasher detergent- I mean soda, you will never loose a battle again!

All for only $60.99+ a few grand shipping and handling and processing.

 

To order, call 1-800-SUP-BRO?. That's 1-800-GET-TROLLED.

 

BUT WAIT THERE'S MOAR!

 

Order now and we will double the price! That's right, a tiny 2 liter bottle of colored water with hydrochloric acid- I mean Awesome in a Bottle- for only $120.99+ a small fortune in shipping and handling!

 

Not only that, but Awesome in a Bottle is now 15% hack/cheat free!

 

BUY NOW! :D

 

Final note: This is not a real advertisement, and I have no clue what happens if you try calling the numbers.

Edited by Nathan1100

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