[Forum Game] Outrunning the Previous Player

[Shedinja 1,488]

Too bad it didn't have any fuel.

 

Meanwhile, I jog past you while you're still manually pushing the jet up all those hills.

[Ambitious 2,084]

I threw candies down the hill, you went after them. I lead!

[golden5648 1,686]

I send you to the starting point, FIRST...

[Shedinja 1,488]

I send you to the starting point, FIRST...

 

Man, you're not even putting effort into these anymore, are you...

After a nice, hearty meal of butterscotch lozenges (thanks, by the way!), I climb into a blimp powered by several thousand guinea pigs. I keep floating forward on my journey towards the finish line.

[MrAwesome750 17]

unfortunately for you, i replaced ur guinea pigs with stuffed toys that resemble guinea pigs (no animal cruelty) so ur blimp crashes. im first

[malbi_TheChosenOne 0]

^{I  push you down the hill}

^{while I run to the finish line}

[golden5648 1,686]

But u forget ur suitcase behind and you instead run to the finish line...

 

Thanks to Shedinja btw who lets me use his motorcycle! I'm first! :D

[Shedinja 1,488]

But u forget ur suitcase behind and you instead run to the finish line...

 

Thanks to Shedinja btw who lets me use his motorcycle! I'm first! :D

Of course, no problem. *detonates C4 package*

 

I piggyback a fat guy down a hill and find myself in first.

[Blood_Crusader 104]

bah u guys are still stuck with vintage automobiles, i race past with lamborghini veneno and when i use Nitrous the ground burns with flames leaving ashes for u guys to cough in while u try to catch up with me....

[razin786 0]

I put mines everywhere now I'm 1st

[Shedinja 1,488]

Uhh... I'm Shedinja? I can float?

[Jabinatorisawesome 72]

All I need is a piece of very soft string tickle all of u with it, and slip to first while ur asleep.

MUAHAHAHHAHAH :P

Edited May 24, 2015 by Jabinatorisawesome

[personia 4,036]

I am Zeus, thus killing you with lightning.

 

I am first.

[Indian_Tanker 468]

I ll give you a slap .

 

I hack you tanki account .

[personia 4,036]

That has no relevance, and thus I'm still first.

[Loackie 269]

I shine-cancel jump, stunning you for long enough that I can Fox Illusion past you. 14 frames later and how i'm clearly in first. :P

[personia 4,036]

Uhh...

 

I'm Draven, and I use my ult to kill you.

[seriol_killer 7]

I respawn 18.7 light years ahead of you by using the space-time continuum

 

I leave an infinite quantity of mines; and all jumphackers will get "server connection closed error" or "foul play has been discovered, you've been disconnected." :P

[personia 4,036]

I find a worm hole, which puts me in front of you. Get rekt.

[Indian_Tanker 468]

You are a hold which a worm made xD .

Does not get rekt.

I am Wasp M3 full micro upgraded and with nitro and has gold box hack and drops a gold and you go to take the gold xD

[Shedinja 1,488]

I got sick of watching you all fail to accomplish things within your fishbowl of imagination. So, I simply generate a gravity well within the epicenter of your miscellaneous trilling and continue on the path to first. (also, y'all were going the wrong way...) 

[snipe3000 678]

I shut down the universe and everything in it… except me and the track. (I Am Now In First)

[personia 4,036]

This means that you are surrounded by black holes. You are "sucked" into one, in which I am coming first in the race.

Edited June 5, 2015 by personia

[pizzaslad 471]

I was running through the streets first. Black holes don't affect me

[Shedinja 1,488]

Thank goodness for magnet shoes. And the fact that the track is ferromagnetic. While y'all are flailing for dear life, trying to avoid the seventy-five foot tall magma-spewing spider I 'accidentally' let loose, I keep pressing forward.