[Forum Game] Outrunning the Previous Player

[Penguin40 1,714]

I write a story and request TNT to read it. He sleeps while reading, and I tell Shedinja to kidnap him, then I become first.

[PlasmaRock 48]

I throw marbles in front of penguin so he faceplants. I then take first :3

[Penguin40 1,714]

I friend PlasmaRock and see that he is online, I invite him to a duel, become inactive and quickly go back to become first.

[PlasmaRock 48]

I realize this trickery and tranquilize Penguin. I then pour concrete over Penguins body so that I can take first place :D

[Penguin40 1,714]

I kidnap @PlasmaRock and then tell him to play Tanki if he wants to get out, and leave the race. Then I return and become first

Edited July 14, 2015 by Penguin40

[kostas604 106]

I shoot you with a gun that shots..............................

...

Uhmmmm.................... Barbie dolls!!!

 

Then you collapse because of the disgust you feel, and then I take the first place.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

i use a helicopter to come and i run past all

[canadarules 1,938]

i get a rocket launcher and shoot your helicopter down and run past all

[Penguin40 1,714]

I tell one of my friends to duel canadarules, and while duelling he gets banned for trolling, so  he can't post. Therefore, he can't post here. I take my bicycle and bike past.

[PlasmaRock 48]

While running behind penguin, I accidently slip on a marble and faceplant, leaving penguin in the lead :P

[Shedinja 1,488]

I write a story and request TNT to read it. He sleeps while reading, and I tell Shedinja to kidnap him, then I become first.

Great, I'm a criminal now. Thanks, Penguin.  <_<

 

While running behind penguin, I accidently slip on a marble and faceplant, leaving penguin in the lead :P

That is, until I disgruntedly head to the nearest specialist riding store, buy two sets of tire and some tire solder. Stuffing the spares into my backpack along with a small handheld pump, I re-engage the chase and soon find myself passing both of you.

[Herono2 0]

! shoot you with my railgun (m0 so it would take about 5 shots lol) and now i'm first.

Edited July 25, 2015 by Herono2

[LeGrimReaper 18]

I get a twin m3 with reload hack and shoot you sky high :D

[Shedinja 1,488]

You get banned indefinitely for attempting to hack the game, while I bike past.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I use my bicycle to throw you off the track. I am first.

[Wimp35 71]

I pray and miraculously somehow am now in front. I'm first.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I shoot your leg and stop you. I become first.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I get up after being rudely shoved off my bike and pedal towards Penguin with a javelin. A well-targeted throw jams your weapon, in which I take the opportunity to pass you. Also, there's a giant spider chasing me, and it just spotted you.

[Penguin40 1,714]

The spider decides to attack you and then somehow manages to "throw" you out. Then I come close and brag that I have exactly a hundred posts more than you. You attempt to spam to exceed my post count but get banned. I become first.  :lol:

Edited August 7, 2015 by Penguin40

[m6ttetu 288]

I tel you "noob plz out" with Russian XPers and you go out cause of shame. Im Le 1st now :D

[Penguin40 1,714]

I can't play with Gissmos. I am still 1st

[m6ttetu 288]

I ranked down and did the same. Im 1st :D

[projectkronos 24]

I rotate my Firebird 180 degrees and fire it, that's basically a rocket right? Now I'm in 1st.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Tanki equipment is not real. I get m6ttetu blocked for ranking down. Then I create a real Firebird and shoot everybody. I'm first.

[Shedinja 1,488]

You're not the only one who likes building real life items.

 

Zeus + M3 Viking + Double Armor = Survival.

 

M3 rail + Double Power + Many MUS = Pain.

 

After following in-game logic for a bit, I return to my bike and pedal past you.

Edited August 19, 2015 by Shedinja