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Yup. First to run directly into that five-mile wide block of solid brick. Geez, watch the road, will ya?

 

Meanwhile, I'm biking around the block, like a person.

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Uh... hate to be the one to break it to ya, but you're in a hospital bed with many broken limbs. It'll be a miracle if you even walk again. However, thank the good Lord for the automatic wheelchair!

 

Still bikin' away.

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Your Railgunner grunt may be able to flick away vehicles of the lumbering type, but their sights aren't as accurate when targeting swifter, more expendable machines. I simply pedal past your emplacement.

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B-but I don't haz a engine... I haz a bikes.

 

Also, living with my lil' cousin for two days has given me a time of *ahem* immunity to anything JB can throw at me. I pedal up to you, poke you in the shirt, and when you look down to see what I'm poking, I flick you lightly in the nose. Ha!

 

I return to my bike and pedal quickly, since you're running after me for being made to look foolish.

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My bike is relatively durable. Thank non-name brand close inspection.

 

I get up and continue pedaling. I whistle past you with a wave.

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In desperation, I take a catapult and shoot a bunch of nails in front of you. You escape because of your helmet, but your cycle tyre deflates like a............. punctured cycle tyre. I take a pole and pole-vault into first, making Sergei Bubka look at me in envy.

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