[Forum Game] Outrunning the Previous Player

[golden5648 1,686]

I kicked your face well and fine and you trip and become last.

 

The other tankers say, "Oh mighty God golden5648! We pray you and we will not become first forever!"

[genak138 950]

.....Buuuuuttt.....

it was a dream -_-

 

So, since I'm super fast, I get in first :) 

[golden5648 1,686]

but it was not a dream so i continue to be first

[Shedinja 1,488]

Tripwire. :D

 

I believe I'm first. (Any time now, deadtoyou...)

[beaku 2,656]

I bring freeze and slow down all of you :D

I am now first..

[Saucytomato 9]

I find myself a heater and unfreeze myself. 

I throw the heater at you and squishes you into a pancake. Im now first. 

[golden5648 1,686]

I am god.

You all let me go first and pray beyond my knees.

[talha123_the_master 9]

You're god in your dreams and i the Tanki Hero comes and i  killed you in Tanki Online.I am the first 4EVER 4 U. :angry:  :huh:  B)  :P  ;)

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I take your godness away, turn my flashlight on, and go at the speed of light with the beam.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

You all are so puffed up with arrogance that you slow down to the point where my Clunky Junker could out-race you.

 

Anyway, as it is, I am now in first place. (But I'm using my Lamborghini B))

 

 

I believe I'm first. (Any time now, deadtoyou...)

;)

 

 

Edited March 18, 2015 by deadtoyou

[Shedinja 1,488]

"Thanks for the ride, deadtoyou! Oh, hang on, someone got a bit of chewing gum in your engine... Gotta run, see ya!"

[beaku 2,656]

I steal deadtoyou's car while he is repairing and fit turbo charge in it. Yay!! I overtake everyone. :D

[golden5648 1,686]

I break his car and I use the nacho car which is the worst car ever so then....

[Shedinja 1,488]

I eat your car, thank you for the fulfilling snack, and start running again.

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

When you eat the car, in reality you killed yourself.

 

[Shedinja 1,488]

But, you forgot, it's made out of nachos. Besides a slight bellyache, I feel fine. So... I'm still walkin' along.

[genak138 950]

And because Shedinja STILL hasn't learned how to run, I run in first :) 

[Shedinja 1,488]

And because Shedinja STILL hasn't learned how to run, I run in first :)

Hey, I learned, I read the book, remember? ...I was just lazy after those nachos, is all.

 

Since I studied on how to run, I easily skipped over the pebble you tripped over. So, now running, I'm in first.

 

 

Shouldn't have let beaku burn that book, eh?

 

Edited March 20, 2015 by Shedinja

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

You get entranced by some nachos in your path. Your mouth waters and you stop to eat them. I overtake you and am now in first :-D

[Shedinja 1,488]

Wow, praty, you know how to get onto my good side... :lol:

 

I eat all of the nachos, and get a ride from a kind stranger. After tipping him with some corn chips and a jar of mild salsa, I continue running down the road, where I find praty takin' a nap in a random hammock. I jog past with a chuckle, and a silent thanks for the snack.

[golden5648 1,686]

I eat your car, thank you for the fulfilling snack, and start running again.

no problem~ :)

 

nachos have become popular?

 

Golden5648 tells every1 to eat nachos and everyone listens to him and let the lord golden be first

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I eat everybody, have some medicine too, and go off to first place.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I slash my way out of your stomach. I start jogging away, brushing off some of your entrails. (Ugh.)

[golden5648 1,686]

Ur a ninja. U are my servant.

 

So you let me first...

[Shedinja 1,488]

Servant? In your dreams!

 

I dash forward and slash at your legs. After taking you to a hospital and paying for the minor medical care required, I jog back down the road.