[Forum Game] Outrunning the Previous Player

[golden5648 1,686]

I sprint again. I'm first.

 

Never sightly jog again.

[genak138 950]

I hitch a ride in my dad's car

I'm in first.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I start running.

 

I remember the words from the manual.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I was last place, so I dressed up as genak138's dad. :P

 

After dumping genak on the side of the road, I speed into first again with my super-charged Lamborghini. B)

 

(I see Sheddy learned finally......now I won't be so bored. :P)

Edited March 24, 2015 by deadtoyou

[Shedinja 1,488]

Oh sweet honey iced tea, not another ca-- BAM!

You pull over to see what you hit, and was rewarded with a very, very angry Shedinja.

 

"Hey, stop yelling in the trunk!"

[golden5648 1,686]

Petrol is over.

I am first.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Petrol is over.

I am first.

I am still first because you make no sense. :huh:

 

As for shedinja? I used my still-handy Teleporting spell to switch places. :P

 

"Hey, quite back there!"

[golden5648 1,686]

I dressed up as ur girl friend and call you back. Though you are still first but when I get into your car I kick you outside and rob your car and run away!  :P

 

I'm first!

Plus I know how to drive your car and I also have a driving licence.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

But since you're 11 and don't know how to drive correctly, your licence was actually a fake. :P

 

After driving by the wreck in a rental car, I am now first.

[golden5648 1,686]

I get into my dad's superbike! U all lose and give me way for the first position!

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Tanki kicks you for foul play because you went too fast. :P

 

I am now first, my Wasp M4 is now supercharged.

[golden5648 1,686]

But same here... My M4 Wasp is also mega supercharged and I drug speed and i'm ahead of u.

[arnav0506 2,777]

Good joke , ur rank is so smallllllll . I take my hornet m2 with drugs and sppeeed ahead of u

[Shedinja 1,488]

Placed a mine. :3

[golden5648 1,686]

Same here...

And I also won the race and now race over and if any1 go's ahead of me no1 cares because I win...

[deadtoyou 2,502]

You stop because you think you won, but in reality, this game will go on forever.....with no end......

 

 

By the way, while you stopped to read this, I passed you again.

[golden5648 1,686]

A drug box with shield falls behind u... You take 1 minute to get it because of a glitch and I pass u...

 

I say, "Deadtoyou! Whats the use of a shield drug box in a race?"!

[Destroyer8-k 9]

Then  mines falls a few feet after both of us and I will survive because of the protection and you will die thus I will gain the first place.

[golden5648 1,686]

But you fell down and I go tumbling after...

[snipe3000 678]

I outrun you with my m1 mammoth :) I am first 

[genak138 950]

Out "run" you with my jet plane. I'm in first :)

[Shedinja 1,488]

After jogging a ways across the vast wasteland, I come across a type of AA cannon. Curious, I hopped in just in time to see genak138 flying into the sights. In a panic, I press a button on the turret rotation joystick, firing a single round directly into the port engine and sending him spiraling into the barren earth below. Wondering what the heck just happened, and not wanting another lawsuit, I start sprinting away from the glowing wreckage.

[tanker538N 394]

I shoot you with an AK-47,revolver and '99 (Wise words by eminem)

[genak138 950]

I had pulled a jetpack out of the plane before it crashed, and so I'm still in first! :P

[Shedinja 1,488]

But, since it's over 104 *F outside, your jetpack overheats and you plummet to the ground.

 

"Eww... I'm not doing CPR on a blob of red Jell-O."

Edited March 27, 2015 by Shedinja