[Forum Game] Outrunning the Previous Player

[genak138 950]

Wow, you're just so ridiculously creative and silly, can't wait to see your contributions to the Newspaper! :)

Back on-topic: I respawn (it's Tanki after all) equip a nitro, and zoom ahead. I'm now in first as you are still staring at my old corpse ;)

[Destroyer8-k 9]

But the old corpse disappears,I try to come first when the administrators catch you for drugging(Nitro) and I come first.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Since I had that double armor that golden said I stopped for (which I would never do in a race) I survived all this stuff and raced into first again.

 

By the way, I also threw a banana, EAT THAT H8ERS! Try and catch up with me now...... >: D

[genak138 950]

My M4 Wasp on Nitro just runs over the peel with no effect :mellow:

Me first ^_^

[golden5648 1,686]

My name is first...

 

I'm first!  :P

[deadtoyou 2,502]

But since golden didn't say how, it was all an illusion. :ph34r:

 

I am in first, thanks to my Banana that flew into genak's engine and forced him to stop for repairs. :lol:

[golden5648 1,686]

Thanks to my banana that flew into deadtoyou's engine and forced him to stop for repairs.  :lol:

[Shedinja 1,488]

I like trains. 

 

BwoooOOOOoooh!

 

"Why was everyone standing on the train track? Ah, well, at least I'm first now."

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I saw you roll by, my engine greases still thick in my hair. I slam the lid down, and jump in my Wasp M4. After pumping it full of No2, I race down the road at full speed.

 

I then cackle gleefully as I remember the sudden end of the railway.....on the top of a high cliff that was created by my Nuke. B)

[golden5648 1,686]

I walk... = I am first

[WarWolf101 1]

I put spikes on the ground so you fall and I use my helicopter to finish first.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I walk... = I am first

Hypocrite. ._.

 

 

I put spikes on the ground so you fall and I use my helicopter to finish first.

 

The hail was falling at an extreme rate as I ran down the well-worn road. I hear a shriek above me coming from a ground-down gyroscope. Nothing could stop the half-ton whirlybird from shredding itself to charred detritus through the treeline on the hills just a few hundred yards west. Shaking my head, I continue my journey.

[junkfood87 0]

 

 

 

 

The hail was falling at an extreme rate as I ran down the well-worn road. I hear a shriek above me coming from a ground-down gyroscope. Nothing could stop the half-ton whirlybird from shredding itself to charred detritus through the treeline on the hills just a few hundred yards west. Shaking my head, I continue my journey.

You got tired for thinking this; I am first now :D

[golden5648 1,686]

I sleep = I am first.  :mellow:

 

U guys are so easy to beat! First I beated ya guys by walking and now by sleeping! Speed up ur pace!  ;)

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I enter your daydreams and hypnotize you to walk in the opposite direction. Oh wait, you were dreaming the whole time, so you are way behind me anyway.....oh well.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I enter your daydreams and hypnotize you to walk in the opposite direction. Oh wait, you were dreaming the whole time, so you are way behind me anyway.....oh well.

I get into the nasty habit of punching people in the throat when they pass me. Also, I found a giant spider, befriended it, and am now riding on it. 

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I get into the nasty habit of punching people in the throat when they pass me. Also, I found a giant spider, befriended it, and am now riding on it. 

Nice. But why are you riding towards that hospital? Oh yeah, spiders love blood-sucking.....forgot about that. :mellow:

 

Well, after rubbing my voice box a little bit, I am still in first...but now I have an unnaturally *sqeak* high voice.

[personia 4,036]

But your voice box breaks, and you go to hospital for a replacement. I'm now first.

[golden5648 1,686]

Well an earthquake comes and you don't follow the "drop, cover and hold" method and a pig falls on top of u...

 

I am first...  :mellow:

[m6ttetu 288]

 I'm always first B)

[golden5648 1,686]

I'm always second  B)

 

But now I am first  B)

 

But now u are second  B)

 

I win  B)

 

U lose  B)

Forever  B)

[pizzaslad 471]

I add 1+2 and get 9²⁷. That is your position

 

I'm first now 

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Unfortunately for you, your position is now somewhere behind me because 1+2 = 9²⁷ is wrong math and you had to go back to school.

[Kevred 1,586]

Unfortunately for you, your position is now somewhere behind me because 1+2 = 9²⁷ is wrong math and you had to go back to school.

And you, with your usual niceness, accompany him there. I happily drive to first with my M2 Wasp, and throw you a chicken drumstick to taunt you.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

And you, with your usual niceness, accompany him there. I happily drive to first with my M2 Wasp, and throw you a chicken drumstick to taunt you.

I grab the chicken, jump in my M4 Wasp, and overtake you.....as I drive by, I wave the drumstick at you.

 

NAH, NAH NAH, NAH NAH, NAH!! :P :P