[Forum Game] Funny Jokes

[HodaBob 10]

say any joke you like and discuss with people  :) 

 

the rules are: 

1. no bad words

2. dont put bad pictures

3. never use caps lock

 

 

have fun  ;) 

[Nathan1100 3]

why was the kid not allowed to go to the pirate movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR

[jeff_twin 4]

A boy went to church with his mother and said: "Mommy can I go pee?"

"Sure," said the boy's mother. "But next time say can you go whisper because it is rude to say the word pee in church."

The following Sunday the boy went to church with his father and said: Daddy can I whisper?"

"Sure, whisper in my ear, buddy." said his father.

 

Everyone probably knows what happens next. :lol:

 

Daddy ended up with liquid in his ear.

[Nathan1100 3]

A boy went to church with his mother and said: "Mommy can I go pee?"

"Sure," said the boy's mother. "But next time say can you go whisper because it is rude to say the word pee in church."

The following Sunday the boy went to church with his father and said: Daddy can I whisper?"

"Sure, whisper in my ear, buddy." said his father.

 

Everyone probably knows what happens next. :lol:

 

Daddy ended up with liquid in his ear.

oh jesus that is gross XD

[HodaBob 10]

A boy went to church with his mother and said: "Mommy can I go pee?"

"Sure," said the boy's mother. "But next time say can you go whisper because it is rude to say the word pee in church."

The following Sunday the boy went to church with his father and said: Daddy can I whisper?"

"Sure, whisper in my ear, buddy." said his father.

 

Everyone probably knows what happens next. :lol:

 

Daddy ended up with liquid in his ear.

cool may u add my badmash_khan account

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

[Saucytomato 9]

Three idiots were going to Disneyland. When they were nearly there they saw a sign saying Disneyland Left.

So they went home.

[MentallyDeranged 740]

^ lol joker

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

Player has been banned. Reason: flaming 

Edited January 19, 2015 by PowerStrike1.1

[m6ttetu 288]

:D which site is that?

[m6ttetu 288]

Girl was waiting for his prince.

She was waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

Then the postman came and gave her old-age pension ( :D )

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

:D which site is that?

It's a Windows error. Computers aren't patient ok

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

People that needed to rinse went to the Scope  map.

[HodaBob 10]

No dont remind  :P

[Nathan1100 3]

There were two soldiers in a trench, one was a private and one was a special forces demolition expert, who got most of his arms blown off in an explosion. There were many tanks approaching their position, so the special forces guy said "get the LAW(light anti-tank weapon) out of my bag!"

So while the other soldier was fumbling around in the bag, he came across what appeared to be a small handgun. He said "wow, how do you kill ANYTHING with this tiny thing?" Then the special forces guy started screaming "don't pull the trigger!!!!!" TO LATE!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/022012/1332783801_b52_carpet_bombing.gif

question: how to post GIFs?

Edited January 22, 2015 by Nathan1100

[GG_reg 1,521]

Hello,

 

Instead of creating a new forum game for jokes, you can post your jokes here.

 

Closed.