laughter club (hindi and english)

[indianleader_tanki 102]

                                    welcome guys

 

 

put your jokes here and enjoy other jokes by others.

 

 

                     

 decide by vote up and vote down  so please vote up or down for a joke.

highest vote  up of the day get joke of the day.

 

 

 

 

full month winner also by vote up.

                              enjoy

               

 

 

 

 

start to enjoy

Edited February 13, 2015 by indianleader_tanki

[ahmed.faizan 2]

hope this will joke of the moth http://prntscr.com/64is2a

[celroti 133]

WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF?

BECAUSE 7 ATE 9 LOL

[barrythebest 28]

udh gayi jhaadu udd gaya dhool,

udh gayi jhaadu udd gaya dhool

na raha panja na raha phool....

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

केजरीवाल जी : हम वाई-फाई फ्री देंगे पूरी दिल्ली में। सिसोदिया जी : बहुत खर्चा आएगा।  केजरीवाल जी : वाई-फाई का पासवर्ड किसी को नहीं देंगे जी। *** 

[Indian_Tanker_Aditya 1]

good

[indianleader_tanki 102]

[indianleader_tanki 102]

[No.Apologize 5]

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around it's her birthday.

[indianleader_tanki 102]

[indianleader_tanki 102]

[barrythebest 28]

delhi mein free wi-fi aur UP mein free laptops to toppers. ab delhi ke border pe UP wale wi fi use karne ayenge... :P  :P  :P  :P

[henrythegr8th 11]

Just saying there is a joke forum in  off-topic discussion.

[charam 135]

there were 4 friends named as something,nothing,mad and brain

 

one day something and nothing the two friends were playing chess and the other two were watching that.

 

nothing won the match and told proudly  to some thing that u can't even beat me 1 time and u r telling u r going to be a proffessional chess player.(nothing is laughing)

 

(brain goes to rest room )

 

something in anger killed nothing

 

mad watching this called to the police

 

police : what happened man

 

mad : something kill nothing

 

police : what ? something kill nothing ?????

 

mad :yes sir

 

police : are u mad ????

 

mad : yes sir i am mad

 

police : where is ur brain

 

mad : it is in restroom sir

 

police : then go to kilpauk there u will get treat ment hahahahaha

[jazz20 1,181]

I know a story of someone small and I am here to tell you what happened. 

 

I once knew a small boy who was always picked on by this bully. The bully would always call this boy stupid because when the bully offered the little boy either a dollar or two quarters, the boy would always take the quarters. The bully would march around town showing other people just how stupid this little boy was. Every single time the bully offered the dollar or the 2 quarters, the little boy always took the two quarters. 

 

So one day, I asked the little boy why he always took the two quarters instead of the dollar. The boy said: 

 

"Because the day I take the dollar is the day the game ends."

[indianleader_tanki 102]