Last thing that made you LOL?

[golden5648 1,686]

Today when gold box was dropping me and my 2 friends were fighting for a speed box, all the tanks in that battle saw us and came rushing...

 

I don't know why the hell they kept fighting that I saw the gold box was under a ramp and I got it lol...  :wacko:

[LOLZ87 9]

https://youtu.be/0pajUiPYjrI

[Acid_Wolf 23]

http://prntscr.com/791bl1

 

watching @canadarules on his other accounts.

[applications_tanki 129]

When tanki online terrible customer support was not able to do anything to help -_-

[swede1 1,726]

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=224730&do=findComment&comment=3980691 :D

[golden5648 1,686]

ROFL

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showuser=500455

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

ROFL

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showuser=500455

lol

 

well here's what I laughed at

 

 

[kayitsiz 621]

http://z0r.de/439

[killen0 397]

 

LOL - A lie obviously...

[applications_tanki 129]

these bans

 

 

http://prntscr.com/79tcjp

[RampagingVenom 554]

Where do I start ;)

lissimos that still spend $$$$$ on getting the perfect garage

lissimos that still rush *full drugs* sometimes for the gold box

little people that give me an attitude behind a screen on tanki or in the forum :lol:

Edited May 27, 2015 by RampagingVenom

[genak138 950]

No.

 

No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.

 

NO.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This will make our game unnecessarily complicated. Besides, why would you need to do that? Never try to make something, if you can live without it.

You gotta love the Devs :lol:

Especially this one :wub:

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

 

 

Was looking into my tanki files and found this snapshot that was a long battle and i came late

to it i spent like 3-4 hrs on that battle but it was Friday so it was okay. what is funny about

this battle is the first guy in my team joined like in the last 2 hrs and has an awesome

score and D/L ratio the second guy was playing from start to finish .. his secret was using mammoth

m4/Vulcan m4 and zeus paint .this pic makes me miss Vulcan before the nerf

[r_royalraj0 1,810]

[kayitsiz 621]

There was a gold on Poly DM, and a hacker flipped me!  :(

Then gold box had fallen to the open area which you can self destruct, and I spawned nearest!  :D

No one had seen it before me, I just drove and took it!  :lol:  :lol:

Then I wrote "Thank you!" to the player who flipped me!  :lol:  :D

[moth_warrior99 449]

^

 

 

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

 

 

 

 

*EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE ALL SELF-RESPECTING DUELLIST MUST

MUST KNOW*

My Golden Rule: "Druggers gettin' annoyin'? You startin to hatin'? Well make it PRO, and out they go!"

Extremely awesome and indescribably amazing poem aside, yes, I only play PRO battles. No PRO pass? No duel.

 

*SECOND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE ALL SELF-RESPECTING DUELLIST MUST MUST ALSO KNOW*

I'm not exactly the "write duel down in agenda then plan everything in advance" type of Kev. So, if you want to duel me, simply reply to this topic mentioning what combo you want to duel me with and what modification is that combo. Then friend me on Tanki and invite me to a duel whenever I'm online.

*THIRD EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE ALL SELF-RESPECTING DUELLIST MUST

MUST ALSO KNOW*

I bet you didn't notice I put two "must". I also bet you didn't notice I put two "must" in in every "extremely important note" warnings.

I bet you didn't notice I put two "in".

So pro.

 

Accepted Combos:

 

-Nearly every combo

-M0, M1, M2, M3 and M4 ONLY. Poor M5 stays in the corner.

-I will mostly play XP. Non-XP players will get disrespected in the form of "u noob u big nub noob"

-A 10% applied for every stage of difference in equipment. You probably didn't understand, but nobody cares.

-Do note that I said "nearly every combo", but if you show up and ask:

"hey bro, u wanna isida/mammy duel?"

 

No.

 

Time

 

Read the second extremely important info. It's called important for a reason nub.

 

Maps

 

Any map. As long as there are two flags. Because I don't see how you plan on playing a CTF without flags. Unless the flag is that piece of tissue you insert into your underwear so it hangs out like a tail, but that's another story.

 

Game Modes

 

CTF, DM, TDM or CP (so once again poor M5 gets thrown into the corner)

 

Rules

 

-Must jeer and taunt each other

-Must make fun of the opponent when the latter does something called a "FAIL".

-Must call each other "noobs" very often.

-Winner gets bragging rights.

-Self-destructing is ALLOWED AT ALL TIMES

-If you arrive at a crossroad with a chicken, priority to the chicken

-Before duelling, duellists must swear allegiance to the Great God of Kevred's Fantastic Chicken (KFC)

-Must not harm chicken at all times

-Giving up IS ALLOWED AT ALL TIMES, except when getting pwned by chicken

 

Gold Boxes

 

"pls admin pls god bax fall soon"

"gold box wil fal soon"

"gold bill"

 

I don't understand how they expect a gold to actually fall if they can't even type the formula correctly.

 

Wins

19

Losses:

4

 

Draws

 

2

 

 

Darn why doesn't that stupid spoiler work?? Oh well no one will notice.

 

 

BATTLE RECORDS

 

 

WIN VS CombatCat2 3/16/2015

 

WIN VS CombatCat2 3/16/2015

 

WIN VS RamzanTheGreat

 

WIN VS obsidianblablanumbernumber 4/11/2015

 

LOSS VS Didzkins

 

DRAW VS Didzkins

 

WIN VS CombatCat2 3/17/2015

 

WIN VS ZOMBIEBOMB 3/17/2015

 

WIN VS CombatCat2 4/10/2015

 

LOSS VS wasque

 

LOSS VS clutchblahblah

 

LOSS VS Captain-Olivier

He gave me a screen link but I'm way too lazy to copy/paste it.

 

DRAW VS dark.shado

 

All other matches I forgot about.

 

 

Upcoming matches

VS obisidianhaternumbernumbernumber

Once he starts loving obsidian

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amazing title picture courtesy of GOLD_BOX_TAKEN_BY

 

 

 

 

[RampagingVenom 554]

Some tiny throwing their toys out of the pram kiddies giving me verbal blah blah blah from the comfort of their pc screen :lol:

always found that funny.

 

Players who`s 1st language is not english saying noob noob to me. :P

 

Players that don`t know the rules of XP etc. :angry:

 

Oh well happy days  lol :lol:

Edited June 28, 2015 by RampagingVenom

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

 

1)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLz788te2Do

2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie62XwHq7Ag

 

 

Edited June 30, 2015 by 1stsuperwhitedragon

[pizzaslad 471]

 

In the comments, some said imagine black people with haste spells. They'd never get caught.ROFL. I'm dying. 

 

(Try to find the comment. And it's not racist since it's not insulting anyone. Please don't be oversensitve to that. It's a harmless comment)

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

Watching oufa latest video on youtube, specially the ending am not really a fan of gold hunters or oufa 

But his last video made me anticipate his next video , although it seems he has fallen in

Love with a chat admin who shall not be named  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  . 

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

[Cor7y 13,862]

Last thing that made me Lol :Lol:

 

[iamthebadboy2 168]

Ah, before or after I came to this topic. Before: Frazer having no life. After: Smexy

[iamthebadboy2 168]

Watching oufa latest video on youtube, specially the ending am not really a fan of gold hunters or oufa 

But his last video made me anticipate his next video , although it seems he has fallen in

Love with a chat admin who shall not be named  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  .

 

Hallo Ostrica!!