How Do You Shower?

[GeneralPie 603]

I like my showers with no water.

[sachet100 1,020]

I like my showers with no water.

Do you like your shower with lava?  BTW what are your showers doing?

Edited March 9, 2015 by sachet100

[sachet100 1,020]

How do you shower?

First i wash myself with water and then put soap and then wash it again.. thats how i shower. Is there another question where it says, How do you take a bath?

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I take Showers.......but if you're asking how I shower, nonya buisnass.

[armaanbains 67]

haha it can be very difficult if you cant hold the soap its so slippery 

Rofl  :D 

[Superlative 500]

Showers- you stand up with the water flowing through your body while you wash your self 

No bath tub. :P In my home like in all other medium wealthy family we don't have a bath but we are contended with shower. :lol:

[Nltobh 498]

No bath tub. :P In my home like in all other medium wealthy family we don't have a bath but we are contended with shower. :lol:

I have a stand up shower the ones where you can't flood lol

[hogree 4,179]

1. Turn On Shower

2. Stand Outside the Shower with my hand underneath it waiting for a decent temperature

3. Squint at my reflection in the mirror

4. Keep Waiting

5. Poke my backside underneath the shower

6. Shuffle underneath and raise my hands above my head

7. Open my hands into palms and spread the spray of the water over my body

8. Pace around and spin to avoid burning my back

9. Grab Shower Gel

10. Turn upside down and shake vigorously

11. Squeeze into left hand

12. Rub hands together and rub over body

13. Watch Soap fall onto floor with delight on my face

14. Rub my feet in the soapy water for no good reason

15. Mull over my day

16. Ten minutes later...

17. Remember I'm having a shower

18. Turn upside down Shampoo and shake vigorously

19. Squeeze Shampoo onto Right Hand

20. Shuffle five centimetres forward so my hair is not underneath the shower but my body is

21. Apply Shampoo

22. Rub vigorously for 20 seconds

23. Move back underneath the shower whilst continously rubbing in shampoo

24. Jam my eyes shut to ensure no shampoo touches my eyes

25. One minute later...

26. Stand there and consider how best to approach getting my towel

27. Walk out of shower and grab towel

28. Walk/Run back into shower but poke head out

29. Begin to dry my hair whilst body remains in heat

30. Three minutes later...

31. Turn off shower

32. Rub body for five seconds

33. Turn shower back on

34. Stay underneath shower for five more seconds

35. Turn off shower

 

Since you asked...

[IronElves 980]

^ A bit of a long message......

[Nltobh 498]

1. Turn On Shower

2. Stand Outside the Shower with my hand underneath it waiting for a decent temperature

3. Squint at my reflection in the mirror

4. Keep Waiting

5. Poke my backside underneath the shower

6. Shuffle underneath and raise my hands above my head

7. Open my hands into palms and spread the spray of the water over my body

8. Pace around and spin to avoid burning my back

9. Grab Shower Gel

10. Turn upside down and shake vigorously

11. Squeeze into left hand

12. Rub hands together and rub over body

13. Watch Soap fall onto floor with delight on my face

14. Rub my feet in the soapy water for no good reason

15. Mull over my day

16. Ten minutes later...

17. Remember I'm having a shower

18. Turn upside down Shampoo and shake vigorously

19. Squeeze Shampoo onto Right Hand

20. Shuffle five centimetres forward so my hair is not underneath the shower but my body is

21. Apply Shampoo

22. Rub vigorously for 20 seconds

23. Move back underneath the shower whilst continously rubbing in shampoo

24. Jam my eyes shut to ensure no shampoo touches my eyes

25. One minute later...

26. Stand there and consider how best to approach getting my towel

27. Walk out of shower and grab towel

28. Walk/Run back into shower but poke head out

29. Begin to dry my hair whilst body remains in heat

30. Three minutes later...

31. Turn off shower

32. Rub body for five seconds

33. Turn shower back on

34. Stay underneath shower for five more seconds

35. Turn off shower

 

Since you asked...

wow almost the same what i do but i dont do #'s 33,34, and 28

(my drug post 1234)

Edited March 10, 2015 by Nltobh

[Nimit4 7]

I am silent while bath and always time pass by putting on myself water and water and water....!!!!!

[r_Number.40 2]

wow almost the same what i do but i dont do #'s 33,34, and 28

(my drug post 1234)

You have to stop drugging sometime! You are cheating and battle will finish sooner!

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

i shower while singing

ｔｈｉｓ．

[I.Devastation 2,053]

 

 

1. Turn On Shower

2. Stand Outside the Shower with my hand underneath it waiting for a decent temperature

3. Squint at my reflection in the mirror

4. Keep Waiting

5. Poke my backside underneath the shower

6. Shuffle underneath and raise my hands above my head

7. Open my hands into palms and spread the spray of the water over my body

8. Pace around and spin to avoid burning my back

9. Grab Shower Gel

10. Turn upside down and shake vigorously

11. Squeeze into left hand

12. Rub hands together and rub over body

13. Watch Soap fall onto floor with delight on my face

14. Rub my feet in the soapy water for no good reason

15. Mull over my day

16. Ten minutes later...

17. Remember I'm having a shower

18. Turn upside down Shampoo and shake vigorously

19. Squeeze Shampoo onto Right Hand

20. Shuffle five centimetres forward so my hair is not underneath the shower but my body is

21. Apply Shampoo

22. Rub vigorously for 20 seconds

23. Move back underneath the shower whilst continously rubbing in shampoo

24. Jam my eyes shut to ensure no shampoo touches my eyes

25. One minute later...

26. Stand there and consider how best to approach getting my towel

27. Walk out of shower and grab towel

28. Walk/Run back into shower but poke head out

29. Begin to dry my hair whilst body remains in heat

30. Three minutes later...

31. Turn off shower

32. Rub body for five seconds

33. Turn shower back on

34. Stay underneath shower for five more seconds

35. Turn off shower

 

Since you asked...

 

I pity those who have to shower after you...

[Taco 2,820]

What did I just click on....

[Papaya14 481]

I take showers, with the only music being the sound of my lovely, beautiful harsh, off-key voice! :wub:

[canadarules 1,938]

what the.... ok some things some do in the shower is inappropriate for this chat

[splitterpoint 10,986]

I sometimes use the mop as bass guitar and pretend like I'm on stage. :P

[genak138 950]

 

1. Turn On Shower

2. Stand Outside the Shower with my hand underneath it waiting for a decent temperature

3. Squint at my reflection in the mirror

4. Keep Waiting

5. Poke my backside underneath the shower

6. Shuffle underneath and raise my hands above my head

7. Open my hands into palms and spread the spray of the water over my body

8. Pace around and spin to avoid burning my back

9. Grab Shower Gel

10. Turn upside down and shake vigorously

11. Squeeze into left hand

12. Rub hands together and rub over body

13. Watch Soap fall onto floor with delight on my face

14. Rub my feet in the soapy water for no good reason

15. Mull over my day

16. Ten minutes later...

17. Remember I'm having a shower

18. Turn upside down Shampoo and shake vigorously

19. Squeeze Shampoo onto Right Hand

20. Shuffle five centimetres forward so my hair is not underneath the shower but my body is

21. Apply Shampoo

22. Rub vigorously for 20 seconds

23. Move back underneath the shower whilst continously rubbing in shampoo

24. Jam my eyes shut to ensure no shampoo touches my eyes

25. One minute later...

26. Stand there and consider how best to approach getting my towel

27. Walk out of shower and grab towel

28. Walk/Run back into shower but poke head out

29. Begin to dry my hair whilst body remains in heat

30. Three minutes later...

31. Turn off shower

32. Rub body for five seconds

33. Turn shower back on

34. Stay underneath shower for five more seconds

35. Turn off shower

 

Since you asked...

 

Epic procedure 

 

 

 

 

I pity those who have to shower after you...

Yeah...

[genak138 950]

I just shower. I don't like baths, because then it feels like I'm just sitting in my own dirty water.

[7919zola 252]

How do you shower??? Might as well be asking a question of "How do you no?"... since we're including an answer choice in the question after all.

 

And for those of you that prefer taking a bath. *ewww* You're simply lying in your own filth. 

[classyplebs 1,786]

Baths are weird xD Shower FTW

[tanker538N 394]

I just keep banging my head into the wall.... Valid answer? :lol:

[NatchGa 665]

There is no option for both??? what is this madness?

 

lol I take both depending on my mood/amount of time I have... Baths are nice if you just want to forget about the world and your responsibilities for like an hourish, but showers are nice because they're far more productive but are in a hurry usually... 

[GeneticallyModified 15]

i stand under a waterfall in my garden ...