Post your own Fake Myths Relating to Tanki!

[golden5648 1,686]

^^^^^

understand?

 

The myths should be a lie and fake and post it in that way that you actually believe it!

Pictures allowed!

Double posting in a row not allowed but editing can be done! (of course)

You can post the much fake myths u want to in 1 post but not too many!

 

 

 

 

My myth -  Hey guys! Do you know that when @Godmode_ON uses firebird on Rio the firebird's range becomes the much as railgun!

Also on April Fools day the tanks change into cake!

Edited March 9, 2015 by golden5648

[jazz20 1,181]

"Devs don't care for the players"

Edited March 9, 2015 by jazz20

[golden5648 1,686]

"Devs actually care for the players"

 

 

sorry that was really bad they actually do care for use <3 :)

what? sorry don't understand...  :huh:

[snipe3000 678]

Some developers are not human.

 

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I once was walking around in my garden when Semyon was walking in it picking flowers. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "Umm, eh... Server update, bye!". And then he ran away.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Mr. Pancake went to town,

I saw him while he was going around,

i said hi,

he never said bye,

He ignored me and walked away.

 

Why??? Why??? :-(

 

Because pancakes don't talk. Welcome to the real world! -_-

[Papaya14 481]

Devs don't listen and never visit this forum. Tanki is losing out, going broke, and will soon require the blood of infants to survive.

Edited March 10, 2015 by Papaya14

[GeneticallyModified 15]

there are new secret rooms ive found 5 so far

[golden5648 1,686]

there are new secret rooms ive found 5 so far

oh wow  <_< 

[golden5648 1,686]

Hey guys, there is a new update and the update is...

 

If you kill godmode_on when he is using shaft in ping-pong then he will change into valentines day gold box!

[Acid_Wolf 23]

Admins control golds. Seriously people? V-log 3, watch it.

[McMacklemore 39]

Tanki is controlled by Illuminati...........

[golden5648 1,686]

Aliens live on the map Camp.

[Cor7y 13,862]

Do you know that when an enemy firebird and freeze try to kill you at the same time, you become immune to them forever?

[NatchGa 665]

Tanki is controlled by Illuminati...........

True. ^

 

Doing certain things on a Madness battle will give you a paint O_o 

 

This is what some kid told me that I met on a Rio battle, he was wearing the paint. It was red with like squiggles going across it.

Edited March 16, 2015 by NatchGa

[McMacklemore 39]

True. ^

 

Doing certain things on a Madness battle will give you a paint O_o 

 

This is what some kid told me that I met on a Rio battle, he was wearing the paint. It was red with like squiggles going across it.

That's a Glitch or Lagg..

[NatchGa 665]

That's a Glitch or Lagg..

Probably. Or he was lying. I don't know.

[golden5648 1,686]

The world of tanki is getting populated so the world will finish!  :ph34r:  :blink: