Puns

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

• I couldn't get out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan

   

• A steak pun is a rare medium well done

   

• Becoming a Vegetarian is a big missed steak '

   

• German sausages are the wurst

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

The cow said " it waz moooooving "

[Reeco9 1,567]

I fear for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

 

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And have you heard about the fire-exit? Apparently that's on the way out as well.

Edited March 23, 2015 by Reeco9

[falcosenna1 8,320]

Do you know what the difference is between you and a calendar?

 

A calendar has dates. :p

[fighter766 180]

Just made this up...

[mcmonkey25 717]

Want to hear a science joke? Oh sorry they Argon from my mind :P

*cough* Who told you that one? *cough*

 

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

*cough* Who told you that one? *cough*

 

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

Can I order a burger from McMonkey's? Sorry, but I want some of your best burgers!

[genak138 950]

For all those who have a slightly musical head:

What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

 

 

A flat miner :P

 

 

:P

[Phoenix-Warbird 1,329]

Got a problem to raise: Fen's holding Gold hostage... but it's not such a big deal. Gold should be safe as long as he watches where he steps.

[GoldRock 6,165]

In short, I wouldn't be posting here but @Fen-Harel is holding a gun to my ankles.

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

[duck100101 965]

God says want to build and ark

 

I NOAH Guy

 

 

:D

 

I got tons of jokes and puns :D

[duck100101 965]

Ware do polar bears get there money the snow bank..

 

:) :D

 

I know a guy who kill 22 men in Iraq

 

He was a cook..

[GODOFWAR1516 1]

funniest joke is see ur face in mirror xD

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Reporters be like

 

 

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

my rank is generalissimo and i have 1000k cry's and i have 100% protections against all wepons :P

Ahahahahahahhahaha 

 

 

 

 

 

funniest joke is see ur face in mirror xD

Same to this dumb joke.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

 

 

[ThouShallNot 963]

 

 

[lordmostafa 3,821]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

[DeathByCupcake 0]

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how Mercedes bends.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Right is the right way when u write it

Bill is a duck with bill who wrote a bill

Will will write a will

challenger will challenge u for a challenging challenge

 

The Studious Skeleton waz dead serious

Edited March 31, 2015 by BlitzPanzer12345

[pizzaslad 471]

 

 

 

 

accidentally downvoted

[TankingTankerOFDeath 0]

I launched an egg at a car, they weren't EGGspecting that

[FillTheWorldWithLove 345]

[bigmike77 60]

I tried to catch some fog but I mist