∞∞Chuck Norris∞∞

[golden5648 1,686]

Chuck Norris has become pretty much popular during this century... So I thought that, "Why shouldn't I make a topic on Chuck Norris if he has that much popular?" 

 

On this topic I have a lot of entertainment for U but before that I would like you to know who is Chuck Norris if you don't know him...

Click on the link... https://www.google.co.in/search?q=chuck+norris&aq=f&oq=chuck+norris&aqs=chrome.0.59j61j60j61j0j5j0j62l3.2594&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

In simple words Chuck Norris is a famous martial artist and actor and lots of people make fun facts about him.

 

 

If you click on this spoiler, then lots of fun facts on Chuck Norris can be seen!

Remember - The facts are not real but if you think they are fake on night you will get a punch from Chuck Norris!

 

 

 

• Chuck Norris fought on a bet with Superman. Whoever lost had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
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• There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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• Chuck Norris was born in a cave that he carved with his bare hands.
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• Chuck Norris chose to be born
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• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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• Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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• Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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• Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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• The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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• Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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• Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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• Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
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• Chuck Norris The Film in 3D was actually banned after the first showing when a 3D roundhouse kick accidently killed the entire audience

If you think there are 2 many to read above, here you guys can read mine and there are not so many. Some of my facts may be lame though...

 

WWE will later change to "CNE." Chuck Norris Entertainment.

 

Chuck Norris has 6 fingers. The 6th is his knife.

 

When registrating on sites they ask for pin-codes... Not to stay away from evil robots but actually Chuck Norris.  (I have copy and pasted this one which has been created by me)

Here are some fun photos on Chuck Norris. Be sure to see them! They are great!

 

There was also a google trick on Chuck Norris. But now you can't access the trick. The trick was that whenever we typed, "Where is Chuck Norris?", then it came like this...

Though this pic has been taken now from a type of site which still has the trick owned by it...

 

Thank you to members like Peace-Keeper-99 for there photos!

Edited April 9, 2015 by golden5648
Please be careful with the pictures you post - FBI

[sirogo 3,624]

Nice work, although I'm not really a fan of Chuck Noris   ^_^

Edited March 25, 2015 by sirogo

[golden5648 1,686]

Nice work, although I'm not really a fan of Chuck Noris   ^_^

Thanks!

I had actually started creating this topic 8 hours before but I soon got bored working at it and I slept...

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[DarkOperative 5,580]

I actually don't know Chuck Norris :mellow:

[golden5648 1,686]

I actually don't know Chuck Norris :mellow:

I have already said who is chuck norris in simple definition...

Or else click the link...

[Miahak 1,596]

I actually don't know Chuck Norris :mellow:

So do i :p , anyway really interesting topic :wub:

[golden5648 1,686]

So do i :P , anyway really interesting topic :wub:

Thanks! Click on the link to get to know who is Chuck Norris!

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

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[golden5648 1,686]

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If the hand is not a pic then how did u paste it? From a site?

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

If the hand is not a pic then how did u paste it? From a site?

http://copypastecharacter.com

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

 (;

[Strawwitz 86]

I actually don't know Chuck Norris :mellow:

"The Octagon" is about his best movie,

, In English. prolly not hard too understand if you know some.

 

Lone Wolf McQuad is good but is pretty chessy and not realisitc at times

Edited March 25, 2015 by Strawwitz

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

I actually don't know Chuck Norris :mellow:

we Darks are the same :p

[jazz20 1,181]

Chuck norris went to my friend's high school just saying :3

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Chuck Norris is my pupil

[ArcticCow 454]

I own chuck norris.

 

 

 

IN tanki, the kit.

 

 

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

You know what, the Indian version of Chuck Norris jokes are Rajnikanth jokes....

[tanker538N 394]

Here's one which chuck norris himself thinks is the best:

 

 

The builders decided to built his face into mount rushmore but declared the rubble too soft for his beard :P 

[golden5648 1,686]

You know what, the Indian version of Chuck Norris jokes are Rajnikanth jokes....

Yes but Rajnikanth sucks...

[Strawwitz 86]

Here's one which chuck norris himself thinks is the best:

 

 

The builders decided to built his face into mount rushmore but declared the rubble too soft for his beard :P

Granite , not rubble

 

There is also another Chuck Norris joke/story there.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't  use a razor to shave, He uses a lightsaber.  

 

To go further, since lightsabers don't exist , Chuck Norris had to cross dimensionally travel to the Star Wars Universe to get one.

 

Don't believe in the Novel or in the Force that teen-age Luke Sky Walker blew up the Death Star. Chuck Norris took a dump in a Death Star head. When he flushed, that blew up the Death Star. 

Edited March 26, 2015 by Strawwitz

[golden5648 1,686]

Granite , not rubble

 

There is also another Chuck Norris joke/story there.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't  use a razor to shave, He uses a lightsaber.  

 

To go further, since lightsabers don't exist , Chuck Norris had to cross dimensionally travel to the Star Wars Universe to get one.

 

Don't believe in the Novel or in the Force that teen-age Luke Sky Walker blew up the Death Star. Chuck Norris took a dump in a Death Star head. When he flushed, that blew up the Death Star. 

lol... Hey can any1 tell me if Jacky Chan is dead? I might seem a noob but I don't know...  :blink:

[toanuparu_GT 7]

Ha nice job dude

[golden5648 1,686]

Ha nice job dude

Thanks! :D

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Do you know what's Chuck Norris' account on Gmail?

[golden5648 1,686]

Do you know what's Chuck Norris' account on Gmail?