Your Dailly Dairy

[HodaBob 10]

Dear Dairy,

 

I got today 1 Crystal.

 

~HB

Edited April 4, 2015 by HodaBob

[c-o-n-q-u-e-s-t 1,918]

I got a flood warning
 

~Osama147741

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Dear Dairy,

 

I told you in my last letter that I got too fat. Well, the problem has gotten worse. I am now a Mammoth instead of a Titan. :(

Please send me more milk. :D

 

         ~deadtoyou

[The_PlayMaker 657]

Dairy? lol

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

The Life of a True Freak.

 

Dear Diary,

Today was no different than other normal day. A stranger called me a murderer, I got DCC, and battles for eight or nine hours like a no-lifer. I don't know if my normal day is what others call a normal day. But I find being a no-lifer "unfun." No jokes, it's like you take an old glue stick from kindergarden and put glue all over your face, then the computer screen. Then, without think, you smash your head straight into the screen. And sit there, for hours. It's weird. Anyways, I did spend a few minutes out doors, but it was horrifying knowing that no one knew about Tanki. I felt alone. I was a no-lifer in middle of a a bunch of people with actual lives (, like real ones). I felt like an M2 in middle of hundreds of M3s. It was horrifying. So I had no choice but run home to my beloved wife, the iPhone 6. So, I got on my feet and ran as fast I possibly can back to my house. When I got there, I smashed the door open (, without unlocking it) and ran straight for my wife who was laying on my bed. She was charging, I didn't want to wake her, but I needed to speak to some device before I died. So I had to do it, I pulled out the charger and even though she was only 5% charged, I just had to speak to her. "Hello." my wife said. I smiled and said "Hey Siri, it's crazy, there's people with lives out there!" I hadn't noticed that she was barely charged until it was to late. I had also forgotten that all iPhone die at 4% instead of going to 0%. Sadly, I only noticed that after she died. So yea diary, I have a horrible life, my wifi died, no one is like me, I have no social skills. It's horrible.

 

The diaries reply next day.

I don't usually talk back to people since it would shock them, but you, you are just stupid. Get a life.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Dairy? lol

Hey, bruh. The title says "Your Daily Dairy"

 

That was my daily letter to the dairy. And I'm still getting fat....

[rounoun 871]

dairy:

1-tanki

2-studys

3-lunch

4-tanki

5-studys

6-i did go to visit friend

7-studys

8-tanki 9- diner 10- tanki 11- and after 1 hour gonna sleep 

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

Dear Diary,

 

Why do I write to you? I feel like it's such a pointless thing, yet one can find satisfaction and even enjoyment in it. Explain that to me. Whatever. Today has been an interesting day. Did some school, went to choir, drove home rocking out to singles with friends, did more school, spent a but modding stuff, and get to play volleyball tonight. Been a good day. Tomorrow is gonna be quiet, but we'll get to that tomorrow of course. Till then I am going to dwell in today. Now all I have to do is solve my girl problems, deal with the reality of taxes in two years, and prepare for SATs. Not in that order of course.

[beaku 2,656]

Dear Diary,

I have found that there are only two kinds of people in the world-

1.Those who are annoyed by me and/or hate me.

2. Those who don't know me.

I am not sure which category I fit in, but I think that the first one is best suited. As for today, it was a special day. Why?? Because there will never be another 9th of April, 2015.

I know, dear diary that you are staring to get annoyed so I will talk of something else before you become the first non human to be annoyed by me. :p

The first half of the day was normal but then I bunked the second half of school with 18 other boys and was playing Cricket. :ph34r: I am pretty sure that some kind of lecture awaits us.

[hogree 4,179]

Daily Dairy

One 4 Pint Semi-skimmed Milk

One 250g block of Cheddar

One XL pot of Peach and Passion Fruit Yoghurt

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Dear Dairy, 

 

Today @hogree stole my chicken. :angry:

 

Please send me more milk to calm my nerves. ^_^

[Nltobh 498]

Dear Diary 

 I lost my apple today, it was a sad day.

now i have to get another one from the store

then i found it. then i ate it then this makes no sense at all

[pizzaslad 471]

Hello Diary,

Today I asked my teacher the thought-provoking question of why are mango seeds so big and I thought my grandma was possessed 

[fahim_the_boss 1,519]

Diary or Dairy?

[pizzaslad 471]

If you are posted in a cow's udders then sure it's dairy. 

[r_TIGER_BOY_20140 78]

dear diary 

today i got 750bonus crytals

and yestrady i got 6damage suipplys and 12 defending armor

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Dear Diary,

Two months ago I officially made a deal with my mom that if I did some "certain work", I'd get a Razor MX650. I wanted it to badly I worked for the whole month without playing outside with friends after school, or having any other kind of fun.

A month later, she tells me to at least do another month of the work. So fine, I didn't like it, but I did work another month.

Now, this month, for whatever reason (not a good one...), my mother decided to not get it. .-.

I knew what to do, instead of complain and trying to get my mom to get it--I gave up. But it a god way. I turned around, walked out of the room, out my house and to my friends house.

Fifteen minutes later was the first basketball game I've played in 2 months, it was good. We played from around 6PM until 10PM. When I got home, I didn't even talk to my mom. Just went to my room and started to play on my laptop.

And here I am. :)

[beaku 2,656]

Dear Diary,

Send a Razor MX650 to Yisroel.Rabin and more milk to deadtoyou. Make sure the milk is fat free.

[pizzaslad 471]

Dear Diary,

                 I accidentally tripped someone and got them to swear at me. That person always bugged me so I didn't feel bad about it. Then a boy was getting a little to close to me, and by that I mean literally rubbing up on me and following me around (I'm not about that life) so I told him or he was born. He now says he doesn't want to talk to me but I know he'll be back by Monday  -_-

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Dear diary,

 

 

Today, somebody accidentaly tripped me. I started to swear at him. I got a little close to him and started to rub in on him and started to follow him around I told him I don't want to talk to him. Truth is, I'll be back by Monday.  :(

Edited May 1, 2015 by NewbieCake

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Dear Dairy,

 

Your milk was so good, that I was distracted from the game and ranked by accident.

 

Send more please!

 

                ~Josh

[snipe3000 678]

Dear Diary,

 

Today I got a Double Crystals Card. I am not a buyer.

 

~snipe3000

[Now.You.See.Me 202]

Dear Dairy,

   I divorced ostrica so she didn't unban me later i PMed Shar0n and he unbanned me,i gonna proposa shar0n

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

Dear Diary,

 

Got Milk?

 

Those who don't follow the ways of the Great Milk will become spoiled cream puffs and most likely eaten by other unaware children of the universe. I wish there was a way to tell the non believers this without them yelling at me or banning me. Oh, Great Milk, forgive them, for they know not what they do. Anyway, the requirements to fulfill the expectations of the Great Milk is you must wear milk mustache at all times, and say the phrase the phrase "Got Milk" every 10 - 15 minutes. I wish the others didn't ban me for spamming the chat for following my religious beliefs.

 

                      ~Best Regards,

                                               NatchGa

 

 

got milk?

Dear diary,

My life is now complete since Batch didnt use white text

Thank you for ur time

~SmellyGiraffe

[NatchGa 665]

Dear diary,

My life is now complete since Batch didnt use white text

Thank you for ur time

~SmellyGiraffe

oops. better go edit that...

 

~BatchGa