[Forum Game] Try Not To Laugh

[r_Soldier280 478]

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Try Not to Laugh

Is a challenge or a game.

Rules are simple.

1. No Laughing.

2. No Grinning.

3. No Smiling.

4. No Adult scenes.

5. Only Friendly Videos,GIFS,Pictures and Jokes

 

  You can Post Videos,GIFS, Pictures And Jokes that is Funny enough to Make people  Laugh,Grin,Or to Smile. And Also Make your Posts Attractive so People will be attracted to your Posts.

 

There is also "The Best of the Best"

Its where people will be awarded The best of the best at.

Videos: None

GIFS: , @Matchstick117

Pictures: None

Jokes: @SaadKhan7

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before You post Video,GIFS or a Picture it must Obey all the Tanki Rules:- http://tankionline.com/en/rules/

 

If You laugh on a Post Upvote it. Not Necessary to Downvote.

 

 

 

Honesty Is the Best Policy

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited April 28, 2015 by r_Soldier280

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

I would love to but how can we post vids here?

[samuelmanasseh 35]

I would love to but how can we post vids here?

just post the link in here and it will automatically send the video here.

[r_Soldier280 478]

I would love to but how can we post vids here?

I updated it :)

Edited April 15, 2015 by r_Soldier280

[r_Soldier280 478]

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[Truthteller 4,204]

Are bunny jokes allowed  :ph34r:

[r_Soldier280 478]

Are bunny jokes allowed  :ph34r:

Definetly.

Edited April 15, 2015 by r_Soldier280

[Truthteller 4,204]

Definetly.

Nvm I don't want to be banned for trolling

[IVIr.Blue 865]

hmmm. . .

 

A joke i remeber frm my skool

 

WiFE : i saw u buying me a diamond in my dream last night

 

HUSBAND : i saw your dad paying the bill

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[BlueEagle_super 127]

                                                             HERE IS MY APPLICATION

NICKNAME:BLUE EAGLE (NOT A BLUE EAGLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

BEST COMBO:CHICKEN WITH BBQ SAUCE

ATTACKER,DEFENDER:PIZZA ATTACKER AND VEGETABLE DEFENDER

WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN:BECAUSE I WANTED TO.

[dnlndrwster 34]

                                                             HERE IS MY APPLICATION

NICKNAME:BLUE EAGLE (NOT A BLUE EAGLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

BEST COMBO:CHICKEN WITH BBQ SAUCE

ATTACKER,DEFENDER:PIZZA ATTACKER AND VEGETABLE DEFENDER

WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN:BECAUSE I WANTED TO.lol

lol i grinned

[r_Soldier280 478]

lol i grinned

Funny! :D I just Laugh with your Combo xD

Btw not u the one u quoted.

Edited April 15, 2015 by r_Soldier280

[SaadKhan7 961]

WARNING! KIDS CONTENT [13- to enter]

 

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? 
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? 
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? 
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? 
A: Kitty Perry

Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? 
A: Lettuce get together!

Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: the pupil

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? 
A: A taxi driver.

 

 

Edited April 15, 2015 by SaadKhan7

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

Edited April 17, 2015 by 1stsuperwhitedragon

[SaadKhan7 961]

Some Halloweeen Jokes  ;)

 

 

Halloween Jokes

 

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin. 

 

 

[dnlndrwster 34]

This is one of my jokes  

 

three borthers are sentenced to live in a pit for 10 years and each of them will ahev a supply which they want.

 

Brother 1 says i would like to have a 10 year supply of rum.

Brother 2 says I want a 10 year supply of alcohol.

Brother 3 says I want a 10 year supply of cigerattes.

10 years later....

 

Bro 1 comes out of the pit and dies from alcoholic posining.

Bro 2 comes out and also dies of alcoholic poisining.

Bro 3 comes out and ask and says '' Any body got a light''.

[r_Soldier280 478]

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[r_Soldier280 478]

 

 

[Karma 1,215]

hmmm. . .

 

A joke i remeber frm my skool

 

WiFE : i saw u buying me a diamond in my dream last night

 

HUSBAND : i saw your dad paying the bill

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Indian one.. LOL

[dnlndrwster 34]

This is a joke which i got on the net.

 

A lady a with a rather ugly baby come in a bus and the bus driver says ''Yuck Thats an ugly baby u got''

The lady controlling her temper goes and sits nexts to a man.

She says to him ''The driver had insulted my baby i do not like him , he should mind his own bussniess''

The man replies ''Hmm u should go tell him that and in the mean time i'll hold your monkey for u ''

 

                 HOPE YOU UNDERSTOOD THE FUNNY PART XD

[dnlndrwster 34]

whats purple adn wanted to rule over the world  

 

answer 

 

Alexander the grape

[Dawn.of.Legend 1,432]

It is really hard :P

[dnlndrwster 34]

There were 3 brothers trapped on a cliff and then a fairy appeared  

 

FAIRY says hello i can take u where u want all u got to do is tell me where.

bro 1 stepped forward and said '' The white house'' and he teleported there.

bro two stepped forward and said '' Willy wonka's chocolate factory and he teleported there''

bro 3 stepps forwatd and stumbles over a rock and yelles in pain '' oh hell'' and straightaway......

 

 

 

                                Hope u liked it XD

[dnlndrwster 34]

It is really hard :P

 

i know i got tonns of jokes in total 158 but i can't keep typing em here in forum

[falcosenna1 8,320]

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