[Forum Game] Try Not To Laugh

[r_Soldier280 478]

Title edited

Thank You! 

[r_Soldier280 478]

i know i got tonns of jokes in total 158 but i can't keep typing em here in forum

You Can just Copy Them from a Site :)

[Dawn.of.Legend 1,432]

You Can just Copy Them from a Site :)

still hard :P

[liamgang 142]

Here some funny gif,s=

 

 

 

 

Edited April 15, 2015 by Makhlas
When posting many images please put them under a spoiler.

[r_Soldier280 478]

I got a joke

What do u call a bat that is flying low?

Its Low-Bat xD

[samuelmanasseh 35]

I got a joke

What do u call a bat that is flying low?

Its Low-Bat xD

Awesome joke, but cant laugh.

[r_Soldier280 478]

Awesome joke, but cant laugh.

Lawlz only people who have Sense of Humour will laugh :#

[samuelmanasseh 35]

Lawlz only people who have Sense of Humour will laugh :#

 

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

Everything is so tense and gloom

I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room

Just as soon as I walk in

It's like all eyes on me

So I try to avoid any eye contact

[SaadKhan7 961]

 

Lawlz only people who have Sense of Humour will laugh :#

 

 

 

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

Everything is so tense and gloom

I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room

Just as soon as I walk in

It's like all eyes on me

So I try to avoid any eye contact

Don't worry these are the signs of adolosense

[Matchstick117 149]

A man entered a pun contest.

He entered ten puns in the hope that at least one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Matchstick117

[Matchstick117 149]

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits a windshield?

His butt.

[Matchstick117 149]

"Hello, is this the state mental hospital?"

   "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

"Could I talk to Mr. Brown in room 127?"

   "Hang on while I connect you...I'm sorry, it appears Mr. Brown isn't answering."

"Good! That means I really escaped!"

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

^ hahahahahahahahahaha

[jimbob556 541]

I went to the doctor and he told me I had six months to live.

I told him I couldn't pay the bill.

he gave me another six months

[jimbob556 541]

I went to the same doctor and told him doc every time I look in the mirror it hurts

he told me I have perfect vision.

[jimbob556 541]

hey who stepped on a duck?? oh never mind. :blush:

[personia2 125]

I love you have two cow jokes

• Pure mathematics: After a careful proof, you can state that, given certain assumptions, Cows = 2
• Probability: You 2 cows: 1 cow is lying down and 1 cow is standing up. The longer the lying-down cow is lying down, the more likely it is to get up. It is not easily predicted when the standing-up cow will lie down. This research won the 2013 Ig Nobel Prize for Probability.^[1][2]
• Statistics: You have 2 cows, ± an udder.

• Conspiracy theories: Barack Obama was once seen with two cows. Islam does not condemn eating beef or drinking milk. Obama is a Muslim!
• Australia:You have two cows, mate. They get eaten by a croc.
• Libertarianism:
  • You have two cows. You have a gun to stop the government taking your cows away in breach of your natural rights.
  • I have two cows. What I do with my cows is none of your damn business, even if they trample your crops.
• Firefox: You have two cows. It takes longer and longer to get into the barn each time you go there.
• Internet Explorer: You have a cow and it already knows you want a second one before you do.
• Google Chrome: You have a very fast and shiny cow that watches you constantly and tends to be terrible at doing what your boss wants it to do.
  • You have two cows. It takes you far too long to move from one to the next.
• Safari: You have two cows. They're only used on one operating system.
  • Batman: You had two cows, but they were made into hamburger in front of your very eyes. You have devoted your life to an obsessive crusade against rustling.
  • Blues:
    • I woke up this morning! (♫ dee-do dee-do ♫) And my cows were gone! (♫ dee-do dee-do ♫) They gone and done away with my milk (♫ dee-do dee-do ♫)...
    • If you take your two cows down to the crossroads near the Dockery Planation at midnight, you will meet a large black man. Allow him to milk the cows and you will receive the greatest milk ever. But beware, that man is the Devil, and you will have traded your soul for that milk.
    • Dubstep: You have a cow that is stitched together from (at least) two other cows. It wobbles when it walks, but then drops.
    • AC/DC: You have two cows. You milk them exactly the same way fifteen times, and that's a good thing, apparently.
    • David Bowie: This is Ground Control to Major Cow, you've really made the grade. And the papers want to know whose grass you eat.
    • Justin Bieber: You don't even deserve cows.
    • Lady Gaga: You wear two cows. They were born that way
  • Threat:
    • Aggressive: You have two cows. I will turn them into hamburger!
    • Passive: Those are nice cows you've got there. Would be a shame if something were to... Happen to them.
  • Totology: You have as many cows as you have cows.
  • Tanki Online: You have two cows. They are consistently complaining about the farmers who do nothing except cull the wrong cows. They do nothing but complain.
  • You have two cows. One is on drugs and kills the other one multiple times before the other cows even realises what is happening.

If any of this is innapropriate in any way, pls just tell me, don't ban. I will edit it.

Edited April 16, 2015 by personia2

[itsJaswinder 118]

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

[personia2 125]

Lol, nice one.

[itsJaswinder 118]

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him, "What was the name of his other leg?"  :P 

[personia2 125]

• Conspiracy theories: Barack Obama was once seen with two cows. Islam does not condemn eating beef or drinking milk. Obama is a Muslim!

[itsJaswinder 118]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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[BlueEagle_super 127]

This is a humorous poem

A big fat fluffy panda walked in Mcdonald's one day

ordered a big Mac fries and a coke and ate it all right away

he paid his bill at the counter then with a great big grin

he took out a big water pistol and shot the cashier on the chin

he sauntered out to the sidewalk the cashier followed him there

he said why did you do that ?it wasn't really fair

the panda said in the encyclopedia friend the answer can be found

then he left saying well I will cya around

the cashier looked it up that night what he saw he couldn't believe

the encyclopedia said panda eats shoots and leaves