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A man is traveling through the desert with no water and no food for three days when he comes across a small town in the middle of nowhere.

As he enters the town he sees a small saloon and goes in.

He goes to bartender and says, "I need some food, water, anything!"

The bartender asks how much money he has.

The man pulls out a dollar bill, "Just this."

"That's enough for a glass of water and a biscuit", said the bartender.

The man scarfs down the water and biscuit, but they barely touch is his hunger.

The entire time, there has been an old man at the end of the bar with a huge bowl of chili in front of him, but he never touches it.

"Hey mister, if you're not going to eat that, I'm starving, so could I have it?"

"Sure." Says the old man as he slides the bowl down to him.

The man eats the chili like a starved dog. Nothing ever tasted better!

He's eating and eating until he comes to the bottom of the bowl and sees a dead mouse in it.

Having been without food for so long, his stomach can't handle it and he barfs all the chili back into the bowl.

Looking down the bar at him, the old man says, "That's about how far I got too."

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Matchstick117, please don't post all your pictures in separate comments. Post them in the same comment and use spoilers when posting an excessive amount of pictures. Thanks. :)

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