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Matchstick117, please don't post all your pictures in separate comments. Post them in the same comment and use spoilers when posting an excessive amount of pictures. Thanks. :)

Sure thing. Thanks for the heads up!

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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off.

Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

 

 

 
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