Watch Episode 43 of the V-LOG

[Steaven_Anshar_SMG 3]

.-. why 25% -,-

[Emperor_OptimusPrime 3]

Since the beginning of the year, I have become more and more disgusted and shocked at the Tanki V-Log. But this...this is failure at its finest.

 

First of all, let's discuss Semyon. He tries, so hard. But he only manages to come off as exaggerated and childish. A lot of Tanki's hardcore players are teenagers, stop talking to us like we're ten! Also, if you're trying to keep it kid-friendly, why did you cuss? "Hell of a time." Seriously?

 

Second, Esports. I admire that you're trying to make Tanki Online a competitive gaming scene. But if I wanted to hear about Esports, I would actually watch the livestreams and read the threads. And really, if Esports is so big, why not give it its own mini V-Log.

 

Third, please cut out the lame jokes. No, a "Friday without a V-Log" will NOT make the Earth turn the opposite direction. Not that I really think of it, that's actually a really egotistical thing to say. I somewhat enjoyed the "Princess Bride" reference, but with Semyon's aforementioned lackluster performance, it came off as cheesy.

 

Okay, let's talk about the actual news inside.

 

Esports: don't care. See above.

 

Balance "Review": The person summarized the review, and then...that's it. I was hoping he would tell us how to take advantage of or deal with the changes in balance, but the most he talked about on this point was the many instances of "You won't notice the difference." Seriously? If I won't notice the difference, then why did you "balance" it in the first place?

 

Holiday Celebration: HOLY CATS! What's wrong with the sales we normally get? Double battlefund is great, sales on all equipment is great, but you've taken this to an extreme. Look, other games and businesses all agree that the best place to put sales is on Christmas, but you've blown the Christmas celebration out of the water with this obscure holiday. Four days of double battlefund is more than plenty, and goldboxes....goodness. Double goldboxes are great! x5 Goldboxes are extreme! x9 goldboxes are a joke! You don't have to make every sale and event bigger and better than the last. Otherwise, sales and events become insanely out of proportion, like this one!

 

Well, at the end of it, I can only say this: There's only one thing I like about the V-Log, and that's the cute "Test Box" animation at the end.

This game sucks now.I guess it probably time to change game now. :(

[duck100101 965]

[blackopspaul 753]

Mind blown, x2 Funds, Yes, M3 hornet, M3 railgun here I come!

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[classyplebs 1,786]

Will the Gold Boxes be any where from 5000-9000 or will the Gold Boxes be 5000, 6000, 7000, 8000, and 9000?

[classyplebs 1,786]

You're impressions on certain aspects of the V-Log's we sometimes hard to interpret. 

[tony990_Superstar 68]

Alright is it just be or did they completely disregard Daily Missions?

[duck100101 965]

You're impressions on certain aspects of the V-Log's we sometimes hard to interpret. 

Happy, Sad, Excited..

 

 

And the price is right horn means your failed..

 

And the mind blow means amazed... Or shock

[genak138 950]

Happy, Sad, Excited..

 

 

And the price is right horn means your failed..

 

And the mind blow means amazed... Or shock

I don't get why you were sad at times though :mellow:

[duck100101 965]

I don't get why you were sad at times though :mellow:

25% Discounts XD

 

 

I was hungry for 50%

XD

 

Mind my greed XD

[genak138 950]

Well, considering all the other stuff, I think 25% is plenty :) The only thing I don't like is that they're all on different days...

[sudeeprauta 150]

This is the best Vlog of the Tankionline History

Thumps Up!!!

:)  :)  :)  :D  :D  :D  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:

[tony990_Superstar 68]

Can't wait for Friday's edition!!!

[Cor7y 13,862]

9 May : I smell druggers :ph34r:

Yes, I smell myself !!!!!!!!

[genak138 950]

I want next V-log :mellow:

[WatchOutBehindYou 1]

Anyone know when the test server will open again?

 

 

I didn't get a chance to test things out last time :(

[hishamyas 364]

My favourite v-log :wub:

[Samurita 15]

I also wished the sales were on the same day, so I could save a heap on the Boar kit. But still, 60% total saving on that kit is nothing to scoff at. 

If you want your 50%, wait till June. Also, cheers, for the Shaft DPS increase. Still does'nt offset the nerf by adding the laser. Also, I reckon Dictator should've gotten a lower center of gravity. 

[Matthom 21]

WE WANT A 50% OFF SALE ON EVERYTHING!

[sahl_super 157]

Question of this week , I am waiting for winners I also there I am excited to know the winners.