Interview [Issue 34] Ms Isida Interviews: Godmode_ON

[hogree 4,179]

 
Come on. Goodness, it's like a bunch of sloths in here. Finally. What? We're already on? *mutters*

 

"Good day. My name is Ms Isida. I am coming to you direct from the Tanki Reporter Headquarters. After six fruitless months of spasmodic attempts to regain control of the HQ, a creatively-designed hamster trap enabled me and my loyal soldiers to once again hijack the core of the Newspaper. However, unlike last time, when I publicly humiliated hogree, I thought I'd step it up a level past these insignificant reporters and go all out for it. Use this power, baby."

 

"So after a successful scouting mission and an impressively manoeuvred kidnapping, I and my rather dashing bodyguards entered Godmode_ON's cell to interrogate him and discover the hidden truths behind this mysterious character that the press has been seeking to conceal over past years. Enjoy - I certainly will."

 
Ms Isida: Why hello there, Godmode_ON. Absolute pleasure to be able to talk with you today. You would never guess how much I have looked forward to this day. Finally at my feet.
 
Godmode_ON: Miss Isida. I see you're still healing from last time we met. I'll be honest, I had made plans to meet up with quite a few members of the Isida family this week but I wasn't expecting to do so in such jovial manner. 
 
Ms Isida: Firstly, it's Ms Isida. Secondly, how about you remember where you are and save your precious puns for later. Oh, and my family are quite looking forward to meet you too. The little ones especially, I heard they've been wanting to try out the mines they got for their birthday.
 

Godmode_ON: Oh, I'm sure it'll be an absolute blast.

 

Ms Isida: *glares* Enough of this small talk. This is an interview; I've got a question. Do you know why players don't respect you?

 

Godmode_ON: Do you know why the Sun is purple with pink polka dots? Do you know why chicken is disgusting? Do you know why Miss Isida is a legend?

 

Ms Isida: Honestly, you fool. I'll tell you why. It's because every time you go into battle and get destroyed, you run off immediately like some morbid kid who can't find any Ice Cream in the freezer and mopes in bed all day. I recognise that you do need to lose weight, but why run every time?

 

Godmode_ON: Woooo. Bit frosty today, aren't we? It's not rocket science. Kindness. Dude kills me, fair play to him so I leave the guys a couple of gold boxes to enjoy together. Just a shame you clearly don't appreciate the concept of selfless giving. I've always said Tanki should rename Heal to Steal. Your life in a word. You even stole my Kit Kat when you brought me in.

 

Ms Isida: I've always said Tanki should rename Godmode_ON to Brain_OFF. Spouting rubbish again. Isidas are a team's heartbeat. We are the epitome of kindness. It's unbelievable how blind some people can be. Moving on. I've got another question for you. What happened to the old paint?

 

Godmode_ON: LOL. If a team says an Isida is their heartbeat, their nose must be a Shaft. Lies. Ahh, the old-school Devil. Yeah, that got trashed after I ordered the re-design. Didn't really dig the old one to be honest. Kind of reminded me of my Grandma's burnt soup. This new one, on the other hand. 

 

Ms Isida: This guy has well and truly lost it. Your old one at least had some level of fear factor - this one looks like what happens when you get an oily parking ticket stuck in a Slush Puppie.

 

Godmode_ON: Fine. Parking Ticket. Fine. You did say save the puns for later. Seriously though, I don't tend to put oily parking tickets into Slush Puppies so I couldn't really judge that much, although I did once put an old packet of crisps...

 

Ms Isida: Goodness, stop wasting time. Thanks to your rambling, I've only got time for one more question so I'll pull the cat out of the bag. When do you choose to make an appearance on the battlefield and why are they so rare?

 

Godmode_ON: That explains the strange miaowing noise. Well, I tend to only log on at set occasions during the year. I have a busy schedule doing my job in other games so it depends on the amount of time I have to come onto Tanki. And of course, Minecraft doesn't have Isidas. But even though it's rare, it'll happen. It's a waiting game. I'll spring up when you least expect it. Patience. Another trait lacking in my dear friend across the non-existent table.

 

Ms Isida: I've had enough of this. Godmode, maybe if you download a brain next time, we might get somewhere. Bodyguards, lock him up. And keep the Kit-Kat.

 

Godmode_ON was released a few days afterwards. Readers, I will soon return. And another will face me.

Edited July 29, 2017 by Hexed

[fluctuation123 3,435]

;)

[deadtoyou 2,502]

One big L.O.L and a huge THUMBS UP. 

[RamzanTheGreat 471]

A Job Weldone...  ;) ;)

[jazz20 1,181]

Nice work getting Semyon to take part in an interview :P

[lukey0 27,543]

Nice one. :LOL:

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Good one  :D 

[liverpoolaum 811]

nice

[Mr.I3oSS 557]

ok m8

[applications_tanki 129]

:huh:

[monton_senior 15]

speechless...

[My_Tiger_Psy 4]

Haha, I love Ms Isida!

[G.A.T.O.R 130]

I shall call her my sis  <3   Heartbeat of a team indeed ;)    :*  kiss kiss Ms  lol

Edited May 3, 2015 by G.A.T.O.R

[Omar_Enze 846]

nice to know some information about  Godmode_ON  ^_^ 

[Truthteller 4,204]

haha 

[M1Abhrahams 49]

o.O 

[shaftmetviking 7]

Genius :D

[Firenze_PRO 80]

LOL

 

XD

 

AWESOME

 

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 

[fightermalikio20115 374]

lol.great piece :P

[barrythebest 28]

its a great show hope that we meet the mighty godmode again.... by the way, Godmode_on is an russian mod who has entered the game to spice up the gameplay. if you think he is a non-official hacker, then you are wrong because the game's duty is to remove hackers but they did not remove godmode because he is mod. 

[manish17 1,085]

 I've had enough of this. Godmode, maybe if you download a brain next time, we might get somewhere. Bodyguards, lock him up. And keep the Kit-Kat.

 

 

lol

[r_luckyhachi0 12]

how did he got m3 mammy and thunder with so many drugs and special paint? [ ahh little buyer] (i think)

[m6ttetu 288]

its a great show hope that we meet the mighty godmode again.... by the way, Godmode_on is an russian mod who has entered the game to spice up the gameplay. if you think he is a non-official hacker, then you are wrong because the game's duty is to remove hackers but they did not remove godmode because he is mod. 

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

Godmode_ON has revealed his identity. He is Hazel-Rah, another developer, or a tester, according to V-Log 27.

[svazquez20 0]

hello!

how do you post on here?!