Fascinating questions

[pizzaslad 471]

Ever had that one question you couldn't find the answer to that was completely random? If so, this is the place for you. Ask 'em here

 

I know there was a similar topic but I can't find it easily which means it's inactive so yeah. That's my excuse mods

 

[pizzaslad 471]

My question is this: how does one appear to be 'pokeable'

[Psycho 586]

can i have pizzaslad with extra cheese?

[NatchGa 665]

My question is this: how does one appear to be 'pokeable'

Ok well, im actually somewhat a self-proclaimed expert on this topic...

 

First off, the matter of poking someone is to get attention, or to be an irritation. So there are a couple things people look for when searching for someone to be there victim... One is that they appear to have tender, touchable skin. This is important because no one wants to poke someone with hard rough skin. Also its makes the experience all the more pleasurable for the poker. Different area's of the body also plays a key role in the this process. You want to poke an area that will cause the most irritation, but yet is not abnormal or accuseable of being perverted.  Usual locations are behind the shoulder, or on the tender parts of your arm. Excessively punctuating that area will cause irritation quickly, or even insanity if continued for a long period of time. Another thing a poker will look for in a victim is that they already seem to be annoyed or upset prior to when you attack. This will cause the irritation to upset the victim greatly very quickly, causing a greater and faster reaction. If you urge for this reaction that means that you are a troll. A troll is someone who pesters someone else until they get annoyed and explode with there difficulties and maybe even rage at you, and you feed off of this, because you find it amusing. Anyways, back to topic, Sometimes people will encourage this reaction by saying an aggravating chant to go along with it. If this is followed by excessive poking, a reaction is sure to come quick. The health that the finger that is being used to poke is also critical when doing this activity. If your finger is too long, than there is a risk that it may break if the victim snaps back to see who was poking them. If your finger is too short, the poke wont be as irritable and effective, causing a late term reaction. Yes, both short and long fingers do have there positions and situations where they are most effective, but we wont go into that. If you have arthritis, or crippled fingers than maybe the activity poking is not right for you. Another thing people look for is gullibility. A perfect example of this is the elderly or the young. Elderly people give a late reaction, and often cant tell what is going on. Younger people will often cry and give an early reaction, which some people find more entertaining. 

 

So over all there are 3 things that make you more pokable:

 

1. Tender, Clean Skin

2. Prior Irritation

3. Gullibility 

[jazz20 1,181]

What is the source of conflict? 

[Psycho 586]

How does nothing turn to something?

[DarkOperative 5,580]

Why can't I remember the real name of actors and instead recall them by their movie-names?

[Psycho 586]

Ok well, im actually somewhat a self-proclaimed expert on this topic...

 

First off, the matter of poking someone is to get attention, or to be an irritation. So there are a couple things people look for when searching for someone to be there victim... One is that they appear to have tender, touchable skin. This is important because no one wants to poke someone with hard rough skin. Also its makes the experience all the more pleasurable for the poker. Different area's of the body also plays a key role in the this process. You want to poke an area that will cause the most irritation, but yet is not abnormal or accuseable of being perverted.  Usual locations are behind the shoulder, or on the tender parts of your arm. Excessively punctuating that area will cause irritation quickly, or even insanity if continued for a long period of time. Another thing a poker will look for in a victim is that they already seem to be annoyed or upset prior to when you attack. This will cause the irritation to upset the victim greatly very quickly, causing a greater and faster reaction. If you urge for this reaction that means that you are a troll. A troll is someone who pesters someone else until they get annoyed and explode with there difficulties and maybe even rage at you, and you feed off of this, because you find it amusing. Anyways, back to topic, Sometimes people will encourage this reaction by saying an aggravating chant to go along with it. If this is followed by excessive poking, a reaction is sure to come quick. The health that the finger that is being used to poke is also critical when doing this activity. If your finger is too long, than there is a risk that it may break if the victim snaps back to see who was poking them. If your finger is too short, the poke wont be as irritable and effective, causing a late term reaction. Yes, both short and long fingers do have there positions and situations where they are most effective, but we wont go into that. If you have arthritis, or crippled fingers than maybe the activity poking is not right for you. Another thing people look for is gullibility. A perfect example of this is the elderly or the young. Elderly people give a late reaction, and often cant tell what is going on. Younger people will often cry and give an early reaction, which some people find more entertaining. 

 

So over all there are 3 things that make you more pokable:

 

1. Tender, Clean Skin

2. Prior Irritation

3. Gullibility 

4. Attraction

[monkeyburn 13,524]

How does nothing turn to something?

Like this.

[Kevred 1,586]

Why can't I remember the real name of actors and instead recall them by their movie-names?

The culprit: laziness.

 

How do students know so fast and easily "who likes who" in school?

[pizzaslad 471]

 

 

1. Tender, Clean Skin

2. Prior Irritation

3. Gullibility 

Um well thank you for your detailed explanation. The thing is, the girl or originally said that's I'm 'pokeable' often players with my sleeves at French class and hits/abuses me at the lockers for no reason. She is one of those dancing, only caring about friends, not paying attention in class girls (with a pack mentality like usual)

 

 

Whilst we were walking down the hall. she was going on about how better she was then me in everything (even height, although I'm like 6 inches taller then her :D) because I rejected her earlier by not helping her with something :P Then the pokabilty thing came up. I asked a lot of people I know and 10.5/10 of them said I 'looked pokeable' A couple of them even poked me  :o  One person was half and half because he said if I'm in a happy mood (which I generally am) it would be okay but if I'm mad I'll just slap someone across the face.  So basically everyone said I look pokeable. I don't get it

 

 

*head scratch*

[ThouShallNot 963]

Are there red blueberries?

[beaku 2,656]

Why can't I remember the real name of actors and instead recall them by their movie-names?

Credits to hippocampus. While watching the movie your audio visual memory comes into play which is why you remember a movie better than you remember your textbooks. However, characters in movie are referred to by their movie names and hence you remember them by that name.

[vanshajwore 324]

is this the 1000th topic?

[samuelmanasseh 35]

Credits to hippocampus. While watching the movie your audio visual memory comes into play which is why you remember a movie better than you remember your textbooks. However, characters in movie are referred to by their movie names and hence you remember them by that name.

Bro greatJob, am goona import this idea to some one to make studies more awesome.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

How does Poutine taste like?

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

Ok well, im actually somewhat a self-proclaimed expert on this topic...

 

First off, the matter of poking someone is to get attention, or to be an irritation. So there are a couple things people look for when searching for someone to be there victim... One is that they appear to have tender, touchable skin. This is important because no one wants to poke someone with hard rough skin. Also its makes the experience all the more pleasurable for the poker. Different area's of the body also plays a key role in the this process. You want to poke an area that will cause the most irritation, but yet is not abnormal or accuseable of being perverted.  Usual locations are behind the shoulder, or on the tender parts of your arm. Excessively punctuating that area will cause irritation quickly, or even insanity if continued for a long period of time. Another thing a poker will look for in a victim is that they already seem to be annoyed or upset prior to when you attack. This will cause the irritation to upset the victim greatly very quickly, causing a greater and faster reaction. If you urge for this reaction that means that you are a troll. A troll is someone who pesters someone else until they get annoyed and explode with there difficulties and maybe even rage at you, and you feed off of this, because you find it amusing. Anyways, back to topic, Sometimes people will encourage this reaction by saying an aggravating chant to go along with it. If this is followed by excessive poking, a reaction is sure to come quick. The health that the finger that is being used to poke is also critical when doing this activity. If your finger is too long, than there is a risk that it may break if the victim snaps back to see who was poking them. If your finger is too short, the poke wont be as irritable and effective, causing a late term reaction. Yes, both short and long fingers do have there positions and situations where they are most effective, but we wont go into that. If you have arthritis, or crippled fingers than maybe the activity poking is not right for you. Another thing people look for is gullibility. A perfect example of this is the elderly or the young. Elderly people give a late reaction, and often cant tell what is going on. Younger people will often cry and give an early reaction, which some people find more entertaining. 

 

So over all there are 3 things that make you more pokable:

 

 

 

tldr

 

1.Has anyone ever received a paper cut on their butt?

2. Will Michelle Obama ever become a candidate for presidency? ;-;

 

Edited April 30, 2015 by SmexyGiraffe

[pizzaslad 471]

How does Poutine taste like?

It's blessed.  :wub:

 

tldr

 

1.Has anyone ever received a paper cut on their butt?

 

If you were doing some weird crap with or without someone else then yes. I do not want to explain..... (and no I haven't)

[NatchGa 665]

Um well thank you for your detailed explanation. The thing is, the girl or originally said that's I'm 'pokeable' often players with my sleeves at French class and hits/abuses me at the lockers for no reason. She is one of those dancing, only caring about friends, not paying attention in class girls (with a pack mentality like usual)

 

 

Whilst we were walking down the hall. she was going on about how better she was then me in everything (even height, although I'm like 6 inches taller then her :D) because I rejected her earlier by not helping her with something :P Then the pokabilty thing came up. I asked a lot of people I know and 10.5/10 of them said I 'looked pokeable' A couple of them even poked me  :o  One person was half and half because he said if I'm in a happy mood (which I generally am) it would be okay but if I'm mad I'll just slap someone across the face.  So basically everyone said I look pokeable. I don't get it

 

 

*head scratch*

Well, if you think about it, do you have tender clean skin? Im pretty sure this is the main reason. It could also be a sign of affection. In other words. She likes you XD

[NatchGa 665]

tldr

 

1.Has anyone ever received a paper cut on their butt?

2. Will Michelle Obama ever become a candidate for presidency? ;-;

 

That was the point XD

 

1. that would hurt. than you couldn't sit ;-;

2. She better not or I will leave this country... Potato Hater...

[blacksouleater 190]

Is this the end of the beginning or, the beginning of the end

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

If you were doing some weird crap with or without someone else then yes. I do not want to explain..... (and no I haven't)

I feel like you have tho... Would it still be possible with toilet paper?

 

 

 

That was the point XD

 

1. that would hurt. than you couldn't sit ;-;

2. She better not or I will leave this country... Potato Hater...

You love making life easier for the rest of america dont you

1. Its not like you would have ur butt covered in paper cuts ( @__@ what if freddy spanked you??)

2. Plz leave the country >_> 

 

  I LOVE MICHELLE OBAMA and ur just cray cray

 

[NatchGa 665]

I feel like you have tho... Would it still be possible with toilet paper?

 

 

 

You love making life easier for the rest of america dont you

1. Its not like you would have ur butt covered in paper cuts ( @__@ what if freddy spanked you??)

2. Plz leave the country >_> 

 

  I LOVE MICHELLE OBAMA and ur just cray cray

 

Yes. Unlike what Michelle Obama...

 

1. you just love freddy dont you?

2. trust me i would if i could

 

that gif gave me cancer

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

Yes. Unlike what Michelle Obama...

 

1. you just love freddy dont you?

2. trust me i would if i could

 

that gif gave me cancer

I hope Michelle BACKHANDS U ONE DAY, But she is too much of a lady to do that

1. Uh no

2. where would u go? eL sALVADOR?

[NatchGa 665]

I hope Michelle BACKHANDS U ONE DAY, But she is too much of a lady to do that

1. Uh no

2. where would u go? eL sALVADOR?

Yet she backhands all the fat people in this country....

 

1. Um you talk about him everyday.. do you.. do you have a crush... ON FREDDY?!?!?!?!?!

2. RUSSIAAAAAA i would probably hate it but its ok, because its russia