Signs you play Tanki Online too much

[slycleaversmart 1,154]

I got one.. When you see a Marine in the street with a sergeant Rank and you say "Low ranked NOOB"

Marine: ....   *Starts Being Beat up*.. Marine walks away with bloody knuckles and you say "Noob" Thinking you will re-spawn.... *more beating up ensues* Then as you lay on ground foolishly thinking you will re_spawn The city fire station's siren goes off and you say "GOLD BILL?!!! 

LOL

[kostas604 106]

Admin plz food :D

[hatealien 138]

:D :D :D :D LMAO :D :D :D :D

[DarkShadow916 304]

Theses never get old lmao :lol:

[iamthebadboy2 168]

This is like the thousandth time I've read this, I still laugh as hard as I did the first time.

[canadarules 1,938]

when you date someone in the game

[TIMI 1,080]

Chatting with your friend.

 

Friend : Did you go to the shop yesterday ?

You : -

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Chatting with your friend.

 

Friend : Did you go to the shop yesterday ?

You : -

...

[CombatCat2 248]

Brilliant! Made my day! Would love to see more!

[Cortana 4,601]

This topic is legend :Lol:

[Rayyan 3,415]

This topic is legend :lol:

Yeah it is.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Here I got a couple

 

*watching a ww2 movie with a friend *

 

Friend : wow look at that mg-42! (Look it up)

 

You: damn Vulcan noob

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*watching video with flamethrowers*

 

Friend : wow that flamethrower looks epic I want one!

 

you: stupid firebird noob

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* looking up tanks on the internet *

 

Friend : wow look at the size of that t-90

 

You: who the heck gave Russians mammoth+thunders???

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*sitting at home when tornado siren goes off *

 

You : GOLD BOX!!!!!! NO KILL! NO KILL!!!

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Edited November 25, 2015 by fordmustang12345

[personia 4,036]

This is amazing... Except that came up with this idea... Or maybe he copied this :blink:  :blink:. I'll find out. 

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Also watch out for:

Muttering under breath

Sudden loss in hearing

Messages written in blood on the person's wall

Lack of interest

Bad posture

Night terrors

Bloodshot eyes

Nonfunctional/Misshapen wings (More likely in larvae)

Extra forelegs

Deformed or bent eyestalks

Difficulty gripping with claws

Malevolent behavior/lack of work in the individual

Mutations

And lack of hygiene

These are why we Galagans can't even play video games unless we have a certain score on a psychological test we take as larvae.

Even then we run the chance of going feral, just like my friend Yv'tryno.

Edited March 22, 2016 by The-Operator219

[Bydo 20,157]

yesterday i caught my self typing in the word           Ostrica          instead of            Ostrich

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

yesterday i caught my self typing in the word           Ostrica          instead of            Ostrich

mate, you have 5 accounts....Which means that you play Tanki too much. That's why you have these "symptoms". You overheated Tanki servers.

[Bydo 20,157]

i use to have 7 plus my son's 2 accounts but since they changed the missions i had to close two of mine

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

i use to have 7 plus my son's 2 accounts but since they changed the missions i had to close two of mine

But you have 5...? Like I said

[Bydo 20,157]

yea but i`m not on all 5 daily i only go on the lower ones for now and sometimes the higher ranks if i feel like it ..I'm trying to get the lower ranks to gizmo so i hope to finally get it all done by Easter or June then will see where i go from there

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

yea but i`m not on all 5 daily i only go on the lower ones for now and sometimes the higher ranks if i feel like it ..I'm trying to get the lower ranks to gizmo so i hope to finally get it all done by Easter or June then will see where i go from there

Yes, you play Tanki too much :)

[arnav0506 2,777]

*Fire drill alarm sounds in school*

Me: GOLDD!! NO KILL! NO KILL!

Classmates and Teacher: Wha?!!

*A minute later*

Me: Now where did that gold drop?? *Searches on ground*

Edited March 19, 2016 by arnav0506

[KillerGnat 3,135]

*You walk by a restaurant*

*You see your friends sitting at a table*

*You go in*

 

You: Was food?

[ii549 1]

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

No kill XD

[arnav0506 2,777]

On april fool's day, I was like:

*Teacher walks into class*

Maam: Morning children!

Students except me: Good morning maam.

*9am in the morning and I'm the slug. Guess what, the Public Address system says something And I*

Me: ADMIN GOLD BOX PLEASEE PUHLEASE!!!!!!