Signs you play Tanki Online too much

[Cyborg 3,189]

Oh god  :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

[Benefactor 6,888]

When you wake up in the morning and you just tell yourself "just a couple of battles today" and the next thing you know after those couple of battles when you look up it's dark outside.

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

When you wake up in the morning and you just tell yourself "just a couple of battles today" and the next thing you know after those couple of battles when you look up it's dark outside.

:lol: 

 

Honestly what do you do with your life...

[Benefactor 6,888]

:lol:

 

Honestly what do you do with your life...

The other part of my life is work.

[Guest Generalissima_re]

          Nicknames (default) talk:

 

[Capable 4,614]

Wow Awesome! Funny

[BSG-62 512]

Gets shot, quickly presses 1 key.

[5th 12]

your mum: omg honey, we're getting a twins!

 

you: gotta destroy that twins

 

your mum: ummm

[Get-On-My-Level 0]

Nicknames (default) talk:

 

Lol that's just funny!

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

When you wake up in the morning and you just tell yourself "just a couple of battles today" and the next thing you know after those couple of battles when you look up it's dark outside.

me when my mom lets me go on ( definently me once I get my own laptop :ph34r: )

[Phoenix.Rising 2,519]

...You keep visiting this topic.

[GunslingerMongoose 198]

When your M4 Vulcan magically disappears from your garage:

 

You: Mom, where's my minigun!!

Mother: EXCUSE ME?! DID YOU SAY YOUR MINIGUN?!

You: I'm not kidding it was M4 and really expensive and and and... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mother: I think it's time I take you to a psychologist, son...

[sm0ky 92]

That moment you start to care about what someone says in a flame war.

[nile200 191]

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[Hate 5,582]

Moved from Off-Topic discussion 

[TheRollingSlab 803]

When someone says something stupid in a group chat and you call them a hy6.

[D.a.n.t.e 475]

* You are walking somewhere *

 

* You make a wrong turn *

 

* You stop *

 

* You reverse while turning your head *

 

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Signs you like Tanki Online Forum too much:

 

* You read the original post of this topic *

 

* You have some good laughs *

 

* You read replies in the first page *

 

* You feel sad *

 

* You read replies in the second page *

 

* You feel sad *

 

* You continue reading all 11 pages looking for a good entry that hopefully matches those in the original post *

[KaBoomIGo 42]

The tornado siren joke made me laugh:D :)

[Harpoon 34]

When you let your rank, K/D ratio, and/or garage define who you are.

[Fragrance 1,294]

When you sleep and you see tanks everywhere in your dreams xD

[Magenta 5,165]

LOL!

[Mr.Jellie 1,924]

When you know the exact stats of all modifications of all the turrets and hulls including their micro upgrades.

[fe4f3 1,002]

Me: *sleeping and watching dream*

Me get a goldbox in dream.

Me wakes up and go to my pc.

Me checks my crystals amount.

Me: *cries* Why still zero?!?!

[fe4f3 1,002]

I again got a goldbox in dream XD

[Sliced 819]

*You're in the junkyard, trying to buy a car*

 

*You find one you like, but it's a little busted up*

 

*You get in and notice the clutch and smirk*

 

*You move the clutch into first gear, hoping the car repairs itself*

 

You: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

 

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*You're in the lunch line at school*

 

*The guy ahead of you buys extra food*

 

*You squint your eyes*

 

You: hhh buyer

 

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*You're in the middle of a car chase*

 

*You look for a "5" button on the dashboard*

 

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Job interviewer: What are your skills, sir?

 

You: I play xp/bp

 

Job interviewer: Um...okay...and why do you think you'd be a good member on our team?

 

You: I am @Godmode_ON

 

*Job interviewer places a hand over the bridge of his nose*

 

*A fire alarm goes off*

 

*You jump out of your chair and run out of the room*

 

You: GOLD BOX!! NO KILL!!

Edited June 26, 2017 by Sliced