Signs you play Tanki Online too much

[PhoenixCore 3]

Signs that you managed to realize this is not the same game that you used to play an year ago:

 

 

[TheUltimateTroller 18]

Guy: All right,let's count down his birthday! 5,4,3,2,1 HAPPY birthday.

 

 

Me: You drugger noob, I heard 1,2,3,4

[Taco 2,820]

Never saw this until now, amazing originality, very funny!  :lol:  :lol:

[Sliced 819]

*Your friend brings you to a rave*

 

*The moment you see the laser beams, you turn tail and run the other way*

 

You: RUN! The Shafts are gonna get you!!

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

*You and your friend are walking and suddenly you hear some sirens*

 

You:  help pls.

 

*You start climbing on his back*

[TheBlackChick 319]

I may have exaggerated a bit these weeks...

 

 

These ratings are clearly a sign I play too much.

And the bookmarks I have also show that I may be a little bit too involved into the game...

 

 

Edited June 30, 2017 by TheBlackChick

[Katydid 97]

Your friend sprays water on you.

You look down and think, "How come I'm not burning?"

Your friend flips his BIC.

You: Hey, man, don't do that. I'll catch on fire!!"

 

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You and your friend are walking through the park day after a heavy snowfall.

Both of you are barraged by snowballs.

You: Where did that Twin come from?

 

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You're a Combat Soldier.

Suddenly rockets start exploding all around you and your combat buddies.

You: Stupid Magnum is op. 

 

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You and your friend (who is by now thinking you're a little weird) are walking down the sidewalk on a bright sunny day.

You turn the corner and see the sun reflecting off a windshield.

You suddenly dart back and grab your friend's arm and pull him back.

Friend: What's the problem?

You: Don't go out there!!

Friend: Why?

You: Do you want to get hit by Striker or Shaft? Either one will kill you.

 

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Friend: You're getting a little too weird. You've got to stop playing that Tanki game. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

i had dream where my dad fixed laptop keyboard

i got in tanki was in battle i see gold and i miss it

 

i hit enter and type

 

oob kds acker oob ba kd all /vote oob kd a ba i

 

:(

 

and still, i have broken keyboard for 7 months later

 

i dont know why i posted this nosense.*****

Edited July 1, 2017 by CabbageRoll

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

Your friend sprays water on you.

You look down and think, "How come I'm not burning?"

Your friend flips his BIC.

You: Hey, man, don't do that. I'll catch on fire!!"

Logic, man, logic!

[Katydid 97]

Logic, man, logic!

This was a play on Firebird. It sprays you with napalm and needs flame to ignite. Reasoning: He was sprayed with water and in his warped tanki mind he was thinking it was napalm. His friend was about to light a lighter which would have ignited the presumed napalm. 

 

It's a parody.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Katydid

[Fluffy_Puppy 590]

I woke up in the middle of the night, heard a tsunami siren, and thought there was a gold box. :P

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

I woke up in the middle of the night, heard a tsunami siren, and thought there was a gold box. :P

Hmm.. I will actually put the gold box siren for my ringtone  :P  :D

[austen_pierce 1,948]

As much as I love this thread, it's a bit depressing. Pretty much the first three or four pages were written by players no longer with us.

[Fluffy_Puppy 590]

As much as I love this thread, it's a bit depressing. Pretty much the first three or four pages were written by players no longer with us.

:( People just keep leaving

[austen_pierce 1,948]

:( People just keep leaving

I guess they realized they played Tanki too much. :ph34r: :D

[Guest]

 

*You walk into a fast food store*

 

Cashier: hello, what can I do for you?

 

You: I need the manager

 

Cashier: Okay, he'll be right with you

 

*Cashier goes to get the manager*

 

Manager: hi, how may I help you?

 

You: admin plz food

 

Manager: ok what the

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[austen_pierce 1,948]

Some guy cut me off on the way to work the other day and without thinking I shouted out ‘Noob!’

[dupuy 318]

:lol: This is most definitely the funniest topic on the forum!!!!!! 1,000,000,000,000 out of 1,000,000,000,000 points for creativity!!!

[T-34-3m 360]

My dad watching Silent Hill in the same room is torture when I'm gold hunting.

[X-Toxical 174]

This actually happened in real life around 3 days ago...

We’re in school. A girl next to me is with her friend that’s a boy. Class is about to start and the boy isn’t in his seat yet.

Me: can you go back to your base.

I meant to say table lol

[Sliced 819]

You know how to make 1,000,000+ crystals before M3 ranks as a free player  :ph34r:

[dupuy 318]

***You Are Walking Down to Get the Mail and Wearing a Blue Shirt***

 

 

You accidentally step on a round piece of red construction paper on your drive way.

 

You jump straight into the air, flailing your arms before falling to the ground.

 

You get up and run back to your house.

 

Your neighbor sees this

 

Neighbor: What are you doing?

 

You: Ran over some druggin' noob's mine. Ima go respawn an whip him.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!

[austen_pierce 1,948]

You see something falling from the sky and run TOWARD it

[Tanker-Arthur 2,971]

It gets really funny toward the middle and end!!

 

I enjoyed reading it.

[Tanker-Arthur 2,971]

Teacher assigns you to make an anti-drug science fair project.

 

She asks you for the title.

 

You: Noob druggers

 

You go to the hospital after being shot by a paintball gun

 

The nurse asks, “What do you need?”

 

You: Repair Kit

 

Teacher assigns a group activity.

 

You approach some students

 

You: Can I join clan plz?

Edited January 27, 2018 by Tanker-Arthur