Signs you play Tanki Online too much

[Raredust 454]

Friend: Okay, tell me when to stop

 

*starts pouring you soda*

 

You: cton

 

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You: Let's play a 4 on 4 basketball game

 

*You start playing*

 

*About 10 minutes pass*

 

A Player: I'll be right back, I have to get a drink

 

You: 3

 

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 *You get in your car with some friends*

 

*Everyone buckles themselves in*

 

*There's an awkward silence for 8 seconds*

 

You: ro?

 

A friend: what?

 

You: ro?

 

Another friend: huh?

 

You: ro?

 

A third friend: umm..... sure......?

 

You: ok ro

 

*You start driving*

 

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*Stranger bumps into you as you walk*

 

Stranger: sorry

 

You: u want ban out?

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: play

 

Stranger: play with what? look I said I was---

 

You: ---play or ban

 

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Your mom: ... yeah so my allergies were bothering me too much, and I had to take some Benadryl

 

You: drugger

 

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Lady: can you please help me with this box? I'm going to drop it soon.

 

*You jump off a cliff*

 

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*You're walking*

 

*You trip*

 

*You lie flat on your face, feeling around for a delete button* 

 

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 *You're in your car*

 

*Someone vomits*

 

*You stop the car*

 

You: who vomited?

 

Da guy who vomited: me

 

You: ok go out plz

 

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*After a game of ultimate Frisbee*

 

Guy on the other team: hey good game, that was intense

 

You: Look nob u want 1 v 1 ?

 

Guy on the other team: ..... what?

 

You: yeah that's what I thought

 

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Your mom: hey guys there's some ice cream in the freezer if you want some

 

*you and your friends start heading to the freezer*

 

A friend: I'm gonna go get some of that stuff

 

Another friend: me too

 

A third friend: right behind you

 

You: no kill

 

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Friend: did you know that Javier Sotomayor holds the world record for high jump?

 

*the friend shows you the video*

 

You: hacker fly noob ban

 

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*A few hours after someone had a seizure*

 

Somebody: why didn't you call the police? the guy had a seizure!

 

You: no he didn't, he just big lag

 

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*Random guy walking around the city, annoying people*

 

You: all vote

 

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*You're driving*

 

*You're late for work*

 

*You look at the dashboard for a "4" button*

 

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*You walk into a fast food store*

 

Cashier: hello, what can I do for you?

 

You: I need the manager

 

Cashier: Okay, he'll be right with you

 

*Cashier goes to get the manager*

 

Manager: hi, how may I help you?

 

You: admin plz food

 

Manager: ok what the

 

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*You're in the city streets*

 

You: who want 9999999999 dollars?

 

Passerby: me

 

You: ok I need u life plz

 

*Passerby walks away in disgust*

 

You: who want 9999999999 dollars?

 

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*You're watching a baseball game with your father*

 

*Someone hits a homerun*

 

Your dad: Yes, yes, yes, YE---YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

 

You: Player Dad has been banned for a month. Reason: Flood.

 

Your dad: Wh... what?

 

You: how u talk when u banned?

 

You: Player Dad has been banned FOREVER. Reason: Hacking.

 

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*You're driving across a bridge*

 

*You drive off the side*

 

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*You're running from a mad guy*

 

*You criss-cross around buildings*

 

*You stop and turn around, and he knocks you out*

 

*The incident was caught on tape*

 

*Later, the next day, your friend watches the clip*

 

Friend: Haha, it's kind of funny. but why did you stop and turn around?

 

You: I laid mine, but I must've lagged

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Friend: What kind of car do you have?

 

You: It's a Ford, but I don't really like it; I think it's M0

 

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Friend: at the moment, the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in the world

 

You: what's the prize to get at top?

 

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Friend: well... here's my car

 

You: wow, it's nice. what protection is the paint?

 

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*A tornado siren goes off*

 

*You.......... get excited*

 

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AND THE BIGGEST SIGN OF ALL

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Your dad: sorry, I forgot to pick up that game that you wanted me to get on my way back from the store

 

You: nub

 

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These are just some signs. If most or all of them happened to you, you play just a bit too much. :)

 

 

Ok no seriously, if u experience any of this, trash your computer and get to a doctor... now. No really, like now..... Like right now... Like you shouldn't be reading this sentence...

 

I'm bored ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

Edited May 21, 2015 by T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

:LOL: - Really laughing right now.

[trombone_ftw 734]

 

 

Your dad: Yes, yes, yes, YE---YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

 

You: Player Dad has been banned for a month. Reason: Flood.

 

Your dad: Wh... what?

 

You: how u talk when u banned?

 

You: Player Dad has been banned FOREVER. Reason: Hacking.

I laughed way too hard at this :lol:

[S.C.Y.T.H.E 1,072]

:lol:

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

*Stranger knocks on door*

 

You: You know those doors don't open?

[fighter309 384]

*You drop a banana peel* 

 

*someone in a rush runs on it, slips, and falls on his back*

 

You: hhhh

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*You're late for class*

 

*Enter Math* 

 

You: Hi. Did gold fall? 

 

Everyone else:  Umm... no....? 

 

You: Ok I go to another battle.

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Had a couple in mind :D

Edited May 11, 2015 by fighter309

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

*You wearing blue shirt*

 

*Stranger wearing red shirt*

 

*You take out a gun and shoot him*

 

*That night he comes back"

 

You: Respawned?

[pizzaslad 471]

I'm being absolutely serious here when I say: There was a fire alarm at my residence and I yelled 'Gold Box!' My mom told me 'What' 

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

 

 

*Running a race*

 

*Guy slower than you*

 

You: haha fat mammy.

 

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*In park alone so you call up some friends*

 

*Friend comes*

 

Friend: Hi

 

You: ro? ok ro.

 

*You kill him and laugh*

 

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*You're walking down the street*

 

*You see a guy riding his bike wearing a helmet*

 

You: you mod?

 

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*You walk into store*

 

Worker: Would you like to buy this shampoo? It's 25% off!

 

You: omg, shut up admin why no 50%?!

 

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*You walk onto bus*

 

You yell at the top of you lungs: Gold bill?!

 

 

 

Edited May 11, 2015 by Yisroel.Rabin

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I'm being absolutely serious here when I say: There was a fire alarm at my residence and I yelled 'Gold Box!' My mom told me 'What' 

Once got wait into saying "lol" a lot. Then once when my friend made a joke I yelled out "L". Then I noticed I was crazy.

[Klankill804 753]

I may have laughed more than I should have...

[r_PC-JACK0 91]

LOL :):):)

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

I was laughing like crazy

[manish17 1,085]

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Edited June 28, 2017 by manish17xxx

[ArcticCow 454]

Dose speaches are too amazing.

[fluctuation123 3,435]

wow. excellent!

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

LOL  :P

[Nltobh 498]

LOL to funny

 

Me: *driving slowly on highway*

Random Driver: *honks and passes me going fast*

Me: *rolls down window* *yells* IS THAT M4 WASP WITH NITRO!!

Random Driver: *curses at me for going slow*

Me: But i got mammoth :(

 

Im not good at this stuff  :ph34r: 

Edited May 11, 2015 by Nltobh

[SprayGround 2,851]

Some really made me laugh.. :D Good job making this and you should make some more. :)

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

*In school, teacher is opening the board*

*You're wondering what did it say*

You: What does that say?

Teacher:"Goldbox." How strange!

You:*flip his deck while running all over the school* *yells* Where is it!!!!????!?!! I'll kill everyone so they won't be in my way!!!!

Edited May 11, 2015 by 1stsuperwhitedragon

[ThouShallNot 963]

*Tornado siren goes off*

You: GOLD BOX IS MINE!

Some guy: get in the shetler quick!

You: no, are you crazy? i'm gonna catch the gold.

xD

[falcosenna1 8,320]

Good job! Recognizable! :p 

My parents always start laughing when I tell them they're noobs. :p

[SportsKing700 153]

You got a really creative mind :P I haven't laughed this much in a while :lol:

[Cor7y 13,862]

Good job! Recognizable! :p 

My parents always start laughing when I tell them they're noobs. :p

My parents would slap me if I did that :(