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Teacher: Why is drugging bad?

Student: It harms ur body

Student2;  some of 'em cause cancer

Student 3; u get addicted to them.

Me B): Bruhs, Go play in a pro battle.

Teacher+students: We dont have pro pass.

Me: ....#TankiTooFamous.

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when your husband takes the gold box's to his scouts / cubs meeting and they play games with them...lol

 

and yea they enjoyed tossing them around

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*talking to your friend on ze phone*

 

Friend: How's the weather by you? It's raining here.

 

You: invite

 


 

*you win the lottery*

 

Friend: What are you gonna do with the money bro?

 

You: Buy drugs

 


 

*iPhone 7 comes out*

 

You: nuub update you will go down from this publish update u will loose so many buyer already 700 people left the game because of this update bad update.

 


 

*Interview with Donald Trump*

You: When you become admin will you drop for me gold?

 

Donald Trump: I will drop so much gold, I am rich, very rich. I know so many people, great people, amazing people, I'm going to drop gold for every single one of them.

 

...

 

Donald Trump: We need to build a wall.

 


 

Mom: Sweety, come down stairs, it's time for supper!!

 

You: But I'm in middle of a GG

 

Mom: NOW!

You: OKAY I'M COMING, I'M COMING!!!!

*You think of a way to watch your game while eating supper*

 

You: vars.set cam_maxmove 0

 

*You fall down the stairs after attempting to walk down them without looking*

 


 

*You're watching Deadpool*

 

*Deadpool swears*

 

You: Swearing / profanity is against the rules, you have been reported to the administration and will be banned soon.

 

Deadpool: https://i.imgflip.com/1bcmnd.jpg

 


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When your at a soccer game and your waiting for the gold box to fall. " STADIUM"

 

When someone cuts you off on the highway and you pull back on your high beams and you realize your not in your Viking Shaft! 

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Drop and break your favorite toy, tool, glass, trinket etc

->press 1

 

Late for school, work, a date, or hanging with friends

->press 4

 

Read or hear the word 'drop'

->"where was?'

 

Take a hay ride on Halloween, look at the tractor

->'would be faster with a midrange hull'

 

See any bush or shrub

->'noob tree doesn't turn when I do'

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