[Forum Game] The Story

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

... Killed himself when all of a sudden..

[lukey0 27,543]

...Something appeared in the sky, it was...

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

.. A pink balloon which..

[AbdulNightWalker 43]

...exploded with an intense impact causing a great extent of destruction. Distant screams. children crying, and cacophony of traffic horns were everywhere...

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Tht even the sky turned pink. Now Mr Typhoon was watchinv all this. He decided to...

 

( I laughed so hard reading the first 4 pages. Sentences without emoticons. )

Edited January 5, 2015 by F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R

[Top_Line 0]

Knock his head few times, and. .

[fptp 85]

Turned into a duck billed plata puss witch then turned evil and attacked a...

[AbdulNightWalker 43]

..civilian who became seriously injured, when a Hero arrived to save the day. No one knew who he was..

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

His name was TwerkMan and just wanted to ...

[SmexyGiraffe 584]

Slap everyone with salami and spread...

Edited January 5, 2015 by SmexyGiraffe

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Jam over their faces. As he looked around, he saw...

[Amurex 1,037]

...the mighty army of Mordor with Sauron and his nazguls with him ... :D

[pagaduan 25]

....The guy with drugs but he don't know how to use it....

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

So he looks up and sees..

[GWLGUPTA 511]

a UFO in the sky and aliens come to earth...

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

To eat pizza, and they seem to..

[destroyer780 22]

....find out that thorin oakensheild and his company are passing by. They call them for some pizza and tell them to save us from sauron and so....

[eminemrapgod 16]

on

[Shedinja 1,488]

...Christmas Day, sixteen weeks after that dreadful pink balloon burst above the planet, TwerkMan was just chillin' at a Pizza Hut with Ytxrdo, one of the aliens of which landed on Earth and befriended TwerkMan, fiddling around with his cranberry jam jar. Suddenly, he had an epiphany: What if my whole reason for existing like this is so that I can learn what the true meaning of 'lami-and-jam time is? My life can't simply just be about EXECUTING the event! With a renewed sense of living, he laid down a 20$ bill on the table for the wings they ordered, and bolted out of the building, leaving Ytxrdo a bit confused. Running through the streets of Chaff, North Carolina, he suddenly saw a police roadblock, but it was unmanned. A voice in Twerkman's head suddenly cried out, Go, and look in the squad car. Within the vehicle, he found...

[XXgamercool_TURBO 14]

...Christmas Day, sixteen weeks after that dreadful pink balloon burst above the planet, TwerkMan was just chillin' at a Pizza Hut with Ytxrdo, one of the aliens of which landed on Earth and befriended TwerkMan, fiddling around with his cranberry jam jar. Suddenly, he had an epiphany: What if my whole reason for existing like this is so that I can learn what the true meaning of 'lami-and-jam time is? My life can't simply just be about EXECUTING the event! With a renewed sense of living, he laid down a 20$ bill on the table for the wings they ordered, and bolted out of the building, leaving Ytxrdo a bit confused. Running through the streets of Chaff, North Carolina, he suddenly saw a police roadblock, but it was unmanned. A voice in Twerkman's head suddenly cried out, Go, and look in the squad car. Within the vehicle, he found...

a secret document with plans to blow up tanki online!

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

But the plan fails because...

[abeersaqib 17]

So the Noob started story to see who else is like him :D.

[jer22 1]

Then the noob waited two years and nothing happened

Edited January 7, 2015 by jer22

[DonutsForLife 292]

So he became a toaster salesman

[Shedinja 1,488]

..., and sold over seven hundred thousand of them within one year. So, then, he bought himself a fancy flat screen TV, and a really cool chair that functioned as a toaster as well. However, the chair did its job a little too well, and, well, no pun intended, but the guy was toast after he sat down. Police officers, from far and wide, went to search for the person who manufactured these murderous toast chairs, but to no avail. They decided to leave the local area, leaving an empty roadblock behind. A boy, no older than the age of 9, found a squad car with an open window. After jimmying the lock from the window, he plopped himself down at the driver's seat. A gander at the controls told him that driving this thing was going to be a snap. Gunning the engine, the kid drove off to somewhere within remote Canada, in search of the man who toasted his father...