[Forum Game] The Story

[DonutsForLife 292]

On the way there, he stopped at -

[Shedinja 1,488]

...a Tim Hortons, because the coffee there is great, but the counters there a bit hard to reach for a snugly-dressed 9 year old boy. Anyways, after grabbing his double-double, folding up his stepping stool and hittin' the road again...

[metalcrusher 514]

as he was driving he found a hobo who wanted help...

Edited January 8, 2015 by metalcrusher

[DonutsForLife 292]

But he ignored him because he needed to go to the loo after that coffee

[Shedinja 1,488]

...After about five minutes in the john, he exited and got in the car again. Amazed, he saw the hobo chasing after him, shouting, "Help me! Please, kid!" But, since he was playing a lot of GTA at the time, he increased the acceleration, straight into the now startled hobo. Then, suddenly, the kid had a thought: WAIT! What if he knows where the man who killed Dad went? So, he braked hard, throwing a lot of snow onto the hobo, bowling him over. Nervous, the kid got out of the car, hobbled out to the hobo, and shouted, "Are you alright?!" The strange, mildly smelly man shook himself off, and grunted, "Yeah, I'll live. Hey, can you help me out, kid? I'm in a bit of a jam. You see..."

Edited January 8, 2015 by Shedinja

[DonutsForLife 292]

I am looking for the jam of awesomeness, rumoured to be in canada somewhere.

[Matsoni42 14]

And Suddenly: Pineapples!...

[destroyer780 22]

He thought of pineapples and thought he should go to a diner with the hobo, eat some pie and ask the hobo who made those preposterous chairs. So he did that and after asking he found out that it was foxy (his archenemy from school) upon hearing this he got in the police car with hobo and drove to foxy where he...

[abeersaqib 17]

It is dark all arround and i felt something and then she said to me in a low voice that who is..........

[abeersaqib 17]

And than she wasted his nuts :D

Edited January 8, 2015 by abeersaqib

[Shedinja 1,488]

He thought of pineapples and thought he should go to a diner with the hobo, eat some pie and ask the hobo who made those preposterous chairs. So he did that and after asking he found out that it was foxy (his archenemy from school) upon hearing this he got in the police car with hobo and drove to foxy where he...

...I think I'm gonna continue the story from here. ._.

 

..got nostalgic for a moment from realizing that Foxy was one of the first ever characters to be introduced to this forum, but then the 9-year old boy shook his head. They had found a Four Seasons exactly where he said that Foxy might be. Pulling a shotgun from the trunk, the hobo swiped it from the kid's hand, whispering intensely, "Kid! This is a loaded weapon, let me handle this!" So, the kid shrugged in his four jackets, and followed the hobo with the concealed weapon into the fancy hotel. After telling the gullible clerk that they were expected, and having received the room key, they rode the elevator to floor 2. Foxy had very little time to react before the door came crashing to the floor. (Why they failed to use the key is unknown to this very day.) Then, as the hobo raised his shotgun so it was level with Foxy's heart, the boy began to speak in a very dark voice. "This is for killing my father, TwerkMan." 

 

     All the innocent clerk heard from downstairs was a loud bang. He figured someone dropped a cart somewhere on the upper levels again.

 

As they drove back to the house, with the hobo in tow (who just happened to find the ultimate jam within Foxy's mini-fridge back at the Four Seasons) , the little boy said to him, "..

[destroyer780 22]

Thank you so much for your help in avenging my dad. Is there any way I can thank you for your help? Then the hobo started to think. Suddenly something popped in his mind. He thought why not exchange places with him in jail. And so it happened, hobo became owner of the boy's house and the boy went to jail. But then one day...

 

P.s hope shed ninja continues this story :)

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

The skies turned dark, the moon was red and hobo..

[soccershooter413 56]

It was the perfect time for the banana dance

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

...when suddenly she realised that bananas dont dance. She was..

[bobjustbob101 0]

He shoots his cat with the RPG and the cat goes insane, eating the LLAma

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

However, this llama has super powers. 

[snipe3000 678]

Next#So

[deadtoyou 2,502]

The llama ate the cat inside out....

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

But the cat still lived on in llama's tummy..

[Xxemo_dinoxX 934]

...so the cat started clawing...

[m6ttetu 288]

... once upon a time cat died :P ...

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Once upon a time there was oblivion too.

Edited January 11, 2015 by F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R

[Shedinja 1,488]

...so the cat started clawing...

(I'm not sure how to respond to the last two... ._.)

 

     ...and eventually, the cat managed to scratch his way out of the llama's stomach, and escaped. The hobo, wondering where the heck he found the RPG in the kid's house, put it in a rucksack he fashioned out of tinfoil and canvas. He then resumed to chase the cat around 'his' house, but then looked up and noticed the strange weather. Suddenly, he saw a man carrying six paper plates running down the street, crying, "They're coming! They're coming!" The hobo jogged to him and asked, "What? What's going on?" Slowly, the man turned to the hobo, with an insane look on his face. "Didn't you know?! This is the day of arrival for..."

[deadtoyou 2,502]

..."the paper Gods!!! Why are you standing here? Go get all your paper items to offer up paper sacrifices!"

The Hobo...

Edited January 11, 2015 by deadtoyou